Dead cat edition
/sino/ - 中文
Daniel Garcia
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Hudson Rodriguez
Why no resources
Blake Peterson
Peru, will you try using the story of your dead cat to get Chinese pussy?
Henry Lopez
My wife and my daughter
Tyler Barnes
Hi sino,
Chinaman here, Ching Chong ding dong.
Today I would like to tell you more about what we dirty slant eyes are up to. As you know TenCent (more like fifty cent amirite) recently acquired SuperSell. It contains subliminal messages.
Brayden Parker
Now this is a game for losers. When you destroy your opponents crown tower it sounds like the other guy is ejaculating. So winning really means you lose!
Blake Rivera
When you accomplish some action in the game, like putting down a big thing or destroying a large number of troops, the audience background sound plays. It can be heard saying "CIA" indistinctly. Now remember, in this game winning is losing!
Dylan Rogers
This game is targeted at a global audience. So it contains both English and Chinese subliminal hints. The "princess" troop for instance, looks she (he?) is carrying a penis for a bow. When it fires it sounds like someone is saying "pee!", or if you listen for Chinese, "逼” like in 傻逼. Another obvious example is the "mega minion" troop, when it attacks it sounds like it is saying "shit", or in Chinese, "吃的”.
Easton Green
Some things in the game one has to look at backwards. For instance, the witch troop, if one looks at the action of it summoning skeletons backwards, it looks like something different and more obviously obscene. So the "skeletons" in this game means something else. Another example is the "inferno tower", which shoots out light, but looks more like a retina. If you stare at the game for too long it will hurt you, not the other way around!
Daniel Roberts
With that said, what the hell is the problem with us disgusting Ching Chong folks?