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aren't you married lad or is this a new cycle

eating a bowl of porridge with blueberries in it
raspberries are superior

he hanged himself at wakefield prison, wakey on the map

NO YOU CAN'T
YOU HAVE NO IDEA

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cute 5'5'' blond german girl is on the same floor as me. i think i'm in lads

*scampers into the thread*
*rears up and scents the air*
hrrrm...
*scrambles back down my runthole before I am spotted*

dont like how many anti-drug people there are

Less than half a percent of the population would have a flacid wanger big enough to poke out of shorts

brits have smaller penises than we do so there's no cause for concern

haha pengness

actually got quite a stocky body
just stick thin

>de gay

Started taking Lexapro today and my insides are NOT pleased

youtube.com/watch?v=RQOaLP-qPmk

HATE AISHA SO FUCKING MUCH

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As opposed to fully displaying the outline in speedos?

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>quite a stocky body
>just stick thin
are these not contradictory?

Damn...looks like I need to buy a lottery ticket

getting my weekly dose of chapo trap house

stop listening to jump-up

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>cringe

why do people think the first series of farscape isn't as good as the later ones?

What's she done to you?

just used De Rham cohomology on my bollocks

WAR WAR WAR

i don't want a girl that will somehow share all your passions, hobbies, hopes, dreams, and want to actually spend time with me because that doesn't exist

roastoids hold us kings back from higher pursuits

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"Savile used to go on and on about the young girls who’d wait in line for him outside his dressing room... He'd pick the ones he wanted and say to the rest, 'Unlucky, come back again tomorrow night'."

Ngubu...no...

*leaps out of the darkness and firmly clamps my jaws onto your tender bollocks*

digest.bps.org.uk/2018/04/10/caffeine-causes-widespread-brain-entropy-and-thats-a-good-thing/

i hope you're drinking your daily allotment of caffeine

pppppoooooooooo

I'm a different user

*plays the brown note*

like i'm quite broad
but if i turn around i'm stick thin

does that make sense?

funny to think one person in here must have the smallest penis out all of us hahahah

BIG DOUG IN THE HOUSE

Would you ever suspect this guy of killing 400+ people?

just saw a femoid walk by and by christ her arse was HUGE

and then they'd come back the next night

*provokes you in pikey*

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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The song of your people?

well it'd have to be a female poster wouldn't it

t. 3" willy lad

>patients diagnosed with schizophrenia have greater neural entropy than healthy controls
neurotypicals btfo

yes because he's wh*te

haha

haha evolution
yeah ok so a thing just decided it wanted to go on land even though it didn't have any concept of itself or land or live or time or anything so grew legs and lungs that could breathe on land haha ok

let's her about her then mate

how's the arse?

how'd you get your russian flag to look like that?

The human ribcage is more likely to be uniform with height than the shoulders...

females don't have penises soz m8

stupid gf wants to cuddle but she cuts the blood supply off in my arm when she rests her head on it the absolute cave horror

tides lad

not that ugly just terrible at texting women and all that jazz

*drags you along playfully, my steel orbs creating an arpeggio of love duetted with your enameled maw*

A nice glass of Hobgoblin, and catching up with the musings of the modern greats

Nothing like Sargon, Woes and PJWs latest videos to feed my intellect.

88193268
This seems like the sort of thing Dave would argue about endlessly for hours without any kind of self-control or awareness.

6.8

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Fucking love the blood god memes

Cheers for making everyone here hate me Mummy May!!!

if gravity is real how come cricket balls don't spin round basketballs huh?

haha thanks

Don't understand your phobia of boxers.

weak hat bait

Hmm yes a real man of culture and intellect

>science is based on the idea that something can't come from nothing
>yet darwinism relies on something appearing out of nothing and then exploding

ah yes very believable

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dont know

the earth is flat and that's a good thing

they first adapted to coastal areas, then shallow bodies of water, then finally became amphibious and hunted prey in water and land. the animals just follow the food mate

Nobody hates russians more than russians, with the exception of ukrainians and maybe poles

>hacks us election
>makes trumpf win
>hacks brexit
>makes fake news
>surprised when smart people hate you

huhhhh

speaking of tides, how do flat earthers explain them? where does the water go?

It's not instagram slut tier but it's small, firm and cute. It's quite nice and round when she sits in her chair and leans forward. Can imagine it's a great view when fucking

>oi luv got any of the white stuff on you?

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could have the beautiful, exotic bird at work but want the homely bit
like what am i

hobgoblin is 4/10

very loud sine tones being played in the physics building at the moment. getting out of here before my head explodes or I turn gay

anyone got any details on the 6.8? Want to cuck this neek and take his girl haha

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off the edge

I'm not op I don't care what undies you wear or if you don't wear any at all

Aye, got plenty of spunk for you, Soph

Fair enough.
youtu.be/ZL8xIi3kyGE
Blame bolsheviks.

>>yet darwinism relies on something appearing out of nothing and then exploding

my willy does this too, creationals btfo

GET UNDER MOI PATIO

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haha yeah ok I think I'll decide to adapt to breathing in space gonna slowly learn to do it gimmie a sec

2 weeks til the cocaine binge

Not Russian, you absolute melt. That's the problem.