/brit/

Right, so how do I go about gaining weight lads?

Anyone already in the know who is connected with the shadow realm already knew this was coming.

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love eating pussy, lads

mostly Bs for the things I didn't care/revise for

got an A* in ICT, History, English Literature, and Maths though

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QUITE the interesting state of affairs lads

shut up syrup

The absolute state of you manlets. Get better genes, 6'4 is healthy, normal, attractive height. You're just a grotesque, sandy brown hair, black, beady eye anglo goblin

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am i allowed to look at this

If you haven't seen The Great Escape GTFO out and only come back once you have

wahey

still can't get over the death of anne frank

i can only really process the death of 6 million humans through her

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I am glad I was late, I forgot to put /brit/ in the subject field

had a brief psychotic break last night in bed lads, felt like aliens or something was prodding around in my mind

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embed into an interesting event, then sabotage it

*cackles at you with my goblin brethren as you wack you head on the top of the door frame*

cringe

you're an embarrassment

They're leftists, not conservative.

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6'2 is the ideal male height
any taller and you get into lanky freak territory, and gains are neigh impossible unless you've got mr. universe genes
trust me

The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on
extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We
had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid,
a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers,
screamers, laughers and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw
ether and two dozen amyls. All this had been rounded up the night before, in a frenzy of highspeed
driving all over Los Angeles County – from Topanga to Watts, we picked up everything we
could get our hands on. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a
serious drug-collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Did you know that one time in history, the state of Montana invaded Canada?

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Mate this is my edition YOU fuck off. Anyway early mongs kept cutting me off so it didnt get to be used

anyone who says "old-fag" instead of oldfag is not a fucking oldfag lmao

gb2gaia

watching a spot of the ol 'nime lads

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/a/
yeah didn't even spend a femtosecond considering whether or not I should click on this
the answer is obviously no

The death of one little girl is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic. -Adolf Hitler

i'm unironically 6'2 with dark hair and blue eyes lmao

£400 on clothes was too much. Still getting orders shipped today and the clothes are piling up and i have nowhere to put them

Anyone over 6'1" is a deformed, brutish barbarian

I haven't watched anime for years
Is this game recent?
youtube.com/watch?v=vwdp796i5Ws

Take a gander at this lads.

6'3" is the best height.

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>MENTIONED

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Keep being sick

Need go get all this extra acid out of my system this heart burn is killer

I thought u threw it all up already.

Looks like I'm off work tomorrow then wahey

no i mean like what did people use when they're implying someone is actually a particular person or whatever. like how t. is used.

Lmao Tornadoes. Literally older planes than what the Russians are flying over Syria.

The ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE RAF

>i'm unironically 6'2 with dark hair and blue eyes lmao

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fuck off you sad, boring, tedious virgin fream

i think if i had one child

and they turned out to be transgender

i think i would support them

even though i know that they would be acting against their best intentions i think being a parent is about maximising your children's happiness

call me gay but i seriously thought about this and that's the conclusion i came to

>buying clothes anywhere other than primark and sports direct
why?

You mean Stalin

if you're going to watch anime at least watch something good

he's getting out the graphs

Because I'm not some chav spastic

Put them in the cupboard

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if you saw me irl you'd think I'm good looking

i literally had sex with a slag the last time I went on a night out ffs lmfao

littoral child rapist

Is the women part real? How could any woman be okay with being 5'9"-5'11"?

For how many weeks are you allowed to abort in Britain?

gay

Just finished fucking the new wank toy I've bought. Actually couldn't stop cumming

Not bad. Gonna get myself weaned off my hand, and then try it on some girls haha

>50% of people who are 5'10 are unsatisfied with their height
hahaha
state of heterosexuals
oh my days

just found out nikki haley is 100% full sikh indian heritage

what the fuck lads

>You mean Stalin

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So you just made a random gay thread. Nice.

no stalin never said anything about little girls m8

doing an assignment
maths up next

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5'10 with blue eyes and fair hair

Ireland is undeniably the strongest nation p4p at literature. This is a confirmed fact when you look at Nobel prize winners per head of population. The greatest novelist of all time was Irish.

>James Joyce
>WB Yeats
>Samuel Beckett
>Flannery O’Connor (one of the best female novelists of all time)
>Oscar Wilde
>Bernard Shaw
>Seamus Heaney
>Bram Stoker
>CS Lewis
>Frank McCourt
>Johnathon Swift

And countless other figures who have changed the face of literature. There is a reason we’re the land of the poets.

good egg

you literally said she was 5.5/10

what do you mean? that's model height

you yall a soy

5'7 and built like a twink

dont reply to it

big brained yank

love womanlets. They're like children

recognize two of these people

>Haley was born Nimrata Randhawa
hahahahahahahaha what the fuck

>i literally had sex with a slag the last time I went on a night out ffs lmfao
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>took me 10 minutes to get it up

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all wrote in English, they are English poets

Sorry mate, you're a close second to England

Never even heard of flannery O'connor lmao

>James Joyce
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAFTFTFTFTFTFTRARARPAPAPAPAPAP*

yes, and?

any pikey literature?

>064
comma bait

what makes you think the model face/body necessarily aligns with the model height? most lankoid women ive met are ugly/plain and insecure

Well then you don’t know literature because every one of those authors have produced some of the best works of all time.

imagine being called flannery

wee baby flannery

Russia is a close second to France

NOOOONCE NONCE NONCE NONCE NONCE NONCE NONCE
JANNY
JANNY
BAN HIM
HE'S JUST ADMITTED HE'S A NONCE

>Irish Literature
>Written in the English language

Nah mate that's English literature.

>wide hips
just end my suffering already

No he didn't davey boy

mental that

every single irishman who was halfdecent at langauge moved to england except the paedo ones

makes you think

>literature

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Kill yourself Ryan

>Well then you don’t know literature because every one of those authors have produced some of the best works of all time.

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