I have a huge penis and I'm thinking about ways to capitalize on it. How can I make money off my dong...

I have a huge penis and I'm thinking about ways to capitalize on it. How can I make money off my dong? Please no gay shit.

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it has to be gay my dude

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>Please no gay shit.
Well you will make $0 with that huge penis. You can only make it with a big penis if you do gay shit, not even larping op

Maybe you can find one of those high end kinkster clubs and get hired as the coat checker. You can hang the guests coats on your dong and make casual small talk. Guaranteed fat tips

If you want to break into porn, you have two options. Find a hot ass girl who will also start doing porn but will only agree to do scenes with you, or gay shit.

the penis you are talking about is in your mouth isn't it op

So basically with a huge dick, as long as you can fuck like Chad, you can ensnare girls and make them fall in love with you.

What do you do? You go gold digging goy. My friend from high school legit married a rich girl and is set for life now. Her dad set him up with a job, they have a little mansion. Pretty sweet.

>Please no gay shit
This is another way of op saying that he already knows the answer but doesn't want to hear it.

professional glory hole architect.

I think it starts with 50k salary

OP what are your stats

>architect
top fucking kek

Would you rape her Jow Forums?

Sell it to McAfee after he's done eating his

gigolo and cam shows is your best bet and you should make good money

male porn stars have no value beyond a couple exceptions

either become a trap or top dudes in gay pornos.
or both i suppose

>not asking the important questions

How huge?

Thailand

hope u get aids OP

I'm gonna need a source on that.

Don't be big penis guy

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brap

Gay shit is really your only option. Most women don't really care beyond 6-7 inches, but gays do. Sex with you probably hurts if you're really huge. You were made to be gay, sorry.

The people who would pay for your huge dick is unironically other men. Mostly gay shit, but honestly it isn't gay if you are the one penetrating. That is a man fucking a feminine. not gay. However, if you agreed to be penetrated then yes it is full blown gay.

Yes having sex with a man is definitely not gay

/thread

Women don't actually want a gigantic penis IRL. If you go all-in you will just cause them cervix pain.
t. 7 inches and very happy

7 inches is actually already far above average, which is supposed to be around 5.5. Women like big dicks mostly because they look better and make you seem more manly. But when it comes to sex with 7'' you'll hit her cervix which hurts like hell, if done with enough force.

The ideal size is probably around 6.5'' or even a bit lower, but with about 5.5'' girth. Which is a shame, since average is more like 5.5''x4.6''. So most men will probably never be the ideal sex partner for a woman. And gays also want bigger dicks. So you're either above average or you're fucked.

cam shows, jerk off for like 200 tokens, don't show your face and do it in front of a white wall / neutral color plane

other than that, unless you manage to get yourself some rich sizequeen milf, there probably is no way to make money like that

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this, cam shows for gay man could work

Now that i think about it i have a face of like a 16yr old boy (im 20) maybe some pervert gays would tip me because im a cute little boy? i don't want to put things in my ass tho

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200 tokens on most sites is like $10. You can make WAY more than that by building the audience then selling tickets to a private show for the cum shot, fags and chicks on Chaturbate will pay 99-200 tokens for that alone. Set a goal of like 2-3000 to get to the token show, get some mods to pump up the crowd.
Dudes make good money on cam sites if they are decent looking, have a decent dick, and have some social skills. Ugly trannies give away their shit for 200 tokens. If you're not bothered by fags and doing fag shit like sticking shit up your ass, you can make bank on Chaturbate.

Make videos of you fucking sex dolls.

>Buy kneepads
>Suck own cock
>Pay yourself with the same dollar a million times

>How can I make money off my dong?
Why don't you use this gift God has given you to attract and retain a wife.

Fuck hookers on hidden cameras?

you are a faggot

Aw, someone is upset! Whatsamatta, are you angry because I ruined your cheap fag cam rooms?

How well do you think I'd go doing gay for pay shit

>Most women don't really care beyond 6-7 inches
heh, nice cope.

When is spank chain adding gay/trap support so I can make some money?

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sauce

Probably not strawberry.

Looks like chocolate sauce to me.

lol

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