>This triggers the c*tholic
This triggers the c*tholic
Christian Scott
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Joseph Lopez
how come no one ever thanks Sweden for saving protestantism?
Aaron Gomez
Because you saved protestanism
Jacob Hernandez
did they?
Owen Morris
Why is there more than one protestant church?
Julian Watson
>This triggers the pr*testant
Joseph Diaz
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Gustavus Adolphus so much, I knew all the infantry deployments and cannon designs.
I pray to Gustavus Adolphus every night, thanking him for the protestant Europe I’ve been given. “Gustavus Adolphus is love.” I say, “Gustavus Adolphus is life."
My priest hears me and calls me a heretic. I knew he was just jealous of my independence from a pope.
I call him a catholic dog who deserves Magdeburg's Quarter.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed. It is cold. I feel something warm...
It's Gustavus Adolphus! I am so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my lake."
He grabs me with his Swedish hands, and puts me in the line. I'm ready.
I raise my wheelock musket for Gustavus Adophus.
We penetrate the catholic lines.
It hurts so much not to rout, but I do it for Gustavus Adophus and protestantism. I can feel my shoulder flesh bruising due to the increased fire rate from Gustavus Adolphus' infantry tactics.
I want to please Gustavus Adolphus.
He roars a mighty roar as he strikes down a catholic dog from horseback.
My priest walks in.
Gustavus Adolphus looks him straight in the eye and says,
"GOT MIT UNS!"
Gustavus Adolphus leaves on horseback.
Gustavus Adolphus is love. Gustavus Adolphus is life.
Sebastian Martin
tusen tack sverige
Chase Watson
Cheers m8
Adrian Wilson
>Unironically losing against sweeden
lmao
Noah Reyes
Not going to lie, I cried tears of joy reading this.
John White
only german catholics
Caleb Adams
>t. protestshit
Grayson Russell
>catholic posts
>from the 3rd world
Can't make this up
David Morales
he did literally nothing wrong
Joseph Perez
>3rd world came in his own country
(I know, you can tell me the same my lad)
Jackson Morris
>pr*testshit replies to me
>mfw
Jace Gutierrez
but you are voodoo
Jonathan Campbell
>voodoo
The only ones who practice voodoo are h*Itian subhumans. The DOMINICAN REPUBLIC is ROMAN CATHOLIC.
Alexander Gomez
Based
Jack Wright
Andrew Morgan
That crap is only practiced by "Dominicans" of H*Itian descent.
Andrew Cook
To think we would have a m*Doid as a universal political leader of EVROPAE if it wasnt for this man
Cooper Wright
Well done Sweden!
James Collins
"He" and "Lord" are used to avoid saying "it", no?