/brit/

How is she in the wrong? At least she's not wasting his time, I'd be grateful to move on that quickly.

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were

any NAMBLA man in

to be fair he shouldn't pay for her dinner on the first date
still hate how literal 5/10s have their pick these days thanks to tinder

Pretentious tit shut your cunt

what do your parents think of you, tismo

who else /straight edge/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=ADVH5U6N7ZI

haha

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5'11'' vs 6'0''

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more of a nwemgla man myself

i wish i could change. why can't i change?

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??????

you’ve called three separate poster tismo you fucking tool

>Comey is 6"8'

no wonder blumpf is so intimidated by him

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western
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lefties will literally get upset over this harmless banter

“Yeah,” my attorney was saying. “They nailed this guy for child molesting, but he swears
he didn’t do it. ‘Why should I fuck with children?’ he says; ‘They’re too small!’” He shrugged.
“Christ, what could I say? Even a goddamn werewolf is entitled to legal counsel… I didn’t dare
turn the creep down. He might have picked up a letter-opener and gone after my pineal gland.”
“Why not?” I said. “He could probably get Melvin Belli for that.” I nodded, barely able to
talk now. My body felt like I’d just been wired into a 220-volt socket. “Shit, we should get us
some of that stuff,” I muttered finally. “Just eat a big handful and see what happens.”
“Some of what?”
“Extract of pineal.” He stared at me. “Sure,” he said. “That’s a good idea. One whiff of that
shit would turn you into something out of a goddamn medical encyclopedia! Man, your head
would swell up like a watermelon, you’d probably gain about a hundred pounds in two hours…
claws, bleeding warts, then you’d notice about six huge hairy tits swefling up on your back…” He
shook his head emphatically. “Man, I’ll try just about anything; but I’d never in hell touch a
pineal gland. “Last Christmas somebody gave me a whole Jimson weed – the root must have
weighed two pound; enough for a year – but I ate the whole goddamn thiung in about twenty
minutes.” The slightest hesitation made me want to grab him by the throat and force him to talk
faster. “Right!” I said eagerly. “Jimson weed! What happened?”

no i haven't
be quiet

????????

Travel? Why would I waste my money? We live in the age of Google StreetView, I just visited 16 different countries, didn't cost me a thing.

Same with reading, why would I read when I can listen to the musings of the modern greats like Sargon and PJW on youtube?

thank god i don't bother with online gaming anymore. truly a puerile persuit

travel really is overrated though

*grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF???

bob dylan is based

wow blacks are dumb

Don’t know who any of those are.

Small brain: Jow Forums
Medium brain: Jow Forums
Big brain: /brit/
Galactic brain: /fitlit/

do one

they really banged on about evacuees at school didn't they

fuck is this spaz shit

disgusting freak

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mind blowing that people spend hours watching stefan molyneux shite

Assad didn't gas them civilians but I wouldn't care if he did
journalists need to be held responsible for their actions

youtube.com/watch?v=Fuz26mUN2m0

think of the wimminz

so many dumb people think visiting a country and doing tourist shit makes you “cultured” and intelligent
I've visited lots of Europe and even going off the beaten track its impossible to experience the real culture of a country when you’re only there for a week

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There's a place that I've found
As far as I can see
This place lies within
The depths of my dreams
In a garden surrounded
By fire and trees
Through the smoke a silhouette I can barely see
There's a man with an axe
Standing in the rain
Looked me straight in my eye
This is what he had to say

Never fall asleep
You won't wake up
Destroy the guillotine
Before he does

I walk with shadows
you have to find a better way
I walk with shadows
the questions I will never say
Hiding from the gallows
they keep me safe and sound
So I walk in shadows
the ways of burning down this house

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What kind of pizza should I get for dinner?

going to go on /wsg/ for a bit
will report back with my findings

youtube.com/watch?v=CDK9LmzEyUk

Straight Edge mate, hardcore as fuck, but no drugs or alcohol

>Assad didn't gas them civilians but I wouldn't care if he did
>journalists need to be held responsible for their actions

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need a subby gf
started seeing a girl but don't think she's into that

swallowing my pride

young, idealistic virgin

dont know about britain but Ireland isn’t european, we’re an antediluvian race and as such transcend the european peoples

ham & pineapple (the best)

...

cheese

/wsg/ is a weird mix of comfy and autism

>Assad didn't gas them civilians but I wouldn't care if he did

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t'es ancêtres sont déçu esti fif

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Small brain: Bomb Assad
Medium brain: Bomb the rebels
Big brain: Bomb nobody
Galactic brain: Bomb everyone, God will know his own

Only got 2 fags, a tiny bit of baccy but no skins, and like 8 beers left. Might have to break into the spirits and bust out my pipe lads.

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the gfs bum

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...

the gf

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If nukes go off right now far away enough to ensure survival but close enough where you have to evacuate, what equipment will you take out with you help you survive?

I've got:
>Gas mask
>American vietnam helmet
>Hitler youth knife
>Machete
>swiss army hammer
>flask

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honestly though, can a brit explain to me why the media still listens to tony blair?

Why are you so confusing??????

>"g"

sure about that one la?

true. just wish people would stop feeling so pressured to do all of that stuff.

but first...
lemme take a selfie

CA MOOOOOOOOOOON

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he spews all the lefty bullshit they want to hear

anime

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freewheelin Bob Dylan is true kino, but cant say much for his stuff after that though

GAY LOVERS ASSOCIATION YOU THICK CUNT

i have bigger thighs (winnae be proving it with a piccy) than "her"

>I've got:
>>Gas mask
>>American vietnam helmet
>>Hitler youth knife
>>Machete
>>swiss army hammer
>>flask

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same reason our media still listens to dubya

WE

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NEED her in my life

>mugi

ma nigga

so do lots of people but blair is universally hated

looks like something the club footed dyslexic kid in primary school would do when someone kicked a ball in his face.

gigabrain: give assad and the rebels an equal amount of bombs and let them blow themselves up

when you asked for extra cheese sausage and black olives but they forgot the sausage

puzzling yet enjoyable post

sheffield mentioned

>dont know about britain but Ireland isn’t european, we’re an antediluvian race and as such transcend the european people

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the wife

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>blair is universally hated
Not true.

nowhere near as edgy as yung lean

>tfw you get new headphones and dont know what music to test them with
i got you lads
youtube.com/watch?v=4CuJqtNdcJU