European friend walks into my house

>European friend walks into my house
>"wow, it's so big, you must be a millionaire!"
>chuckle silently to myself

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>lit a match
>it accidentally falls to the ground
>your wooden mansion is lost forever
Build houses with bricks, fucking barbarians

>into my parents' house*

and then you shoot him because castle doctrine

>lean against wall
>entire structure collapses

I live in Texas and I bought my house for $275k 4700 sqft

how much does it makes in square inches?

we only do that to "germans"

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why did you put Germans in exclamation marks?

>i'll take the shoes off
>oh don't bother
*silence*

>Lay on wall casually
>Cardboard wall falls

WOOOO CHEAP HOUSING BRO!

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How did your eurotrash friend even afford to cross the Atlantic?

>slight gust of wind outside
>entire house blows away

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becuase he is "german"

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yes but why use " "?

>is
was, rather, now he's a corpse

>Takes them off anyway cause of dirt
>"Cmon bro at least put them in the fridge"

Duhh me n pa was in da outhouse, and Gawd sent da tornado and knocked it dawn

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Duhh wewl, one minut da hawse was dere, den it wain't dere no more

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#prayforhooterville

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Eew

>australian "banter"

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All part of God's plan.

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How much for this fine piece of American craftsmanship?

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> small gust of wind picks up the plywood house and puts it down on the other side of the state

>suburban hell
>car slave
>american

>wind blows
>mutt infrastructure falls down
>wind doesn't blow
>mutt infrastructure falls down

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i've lived in the us and most houses were average for belgium standards, this meme is retarded

I live in Kansas and I'm gonna buy a house for $30k 700 sqft.

Depends on the region too, I know some aussies and they definitely have different standards, doubt it's any different for americans

>be in Rome
>get to know an aussie
>"my house is sooo small, i'm not used to it"
>visit him
>bedroom with a king-sized bed, regular kitchen, big living room, even a courtyard.
>*says fuck you internally*

The whole apartment was probably 60 or 70 sqm, pretty big for a single, especially considering that it was in the center of Rome.
If you have the same standards as them, your houses are pretty big peh.

What a nation of limp-dicked cowards. Pathetic. How scared of a manlet do you have to be to carry a gun wherever you go? Grow some balls, pansies.

It’s not a meme though, it is a fact. The average U.S. home is larger. Look up the average square meter size of their houses.

Not sure if that is a good thing, OP, considering that many of you fucks are lonely and that is only accentuated by a large home. What is the point of all that space in those situations?

Agreed. So many modern homes here are large just for the sake of being large. They might have the exact same number of rooms as a much smaller home but are filled with loads of negative space just so the home owner can dick wave I guess. The larger home is also generally far far more expensive too and is a souless copy pasta of all the other homes on the block.