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Happy New Year edition!

Happy New Year to fellow mainalnd Southeast Asians and South Asians!

Lets get wet today ;) ;)

Good year to everyone! สวัสดีปีใหม่! ສະບາຍດີປີໃຫມ່ໃຫມ່! រីករាយឆ្នាំថ្មី! ပျော်ရွှင်ဖွယ်နှစ်သစ်! ਨਵਾ ਸਾਲ ਮੁਬਾਰਕ! සුභ නව වසරක්! புத்தாண்டு வாழ்த்துக்கள்! শুভ নব বর্ষ!

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Pertamax

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Sawatdee krup

Kumusta!

Why are we using this thread we already have a thread up

Does Fillipines have water festival new year on April?

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We don't have water festivals here (at least not that I'm aware here). We also don't have our own local version of New Year, our only New Year is January 1.

With that said, we do have religious processions. Lots and lots of them.

I

Buthurt tagalogs

More like butthurt Filipinos in general.

Post there please everyone needs to know

butthurt bisayaball tirade with dutdut and marcos bulllshit

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Last thread got archived just after 52 posts. JESUS ALMIGHTY

We need to know about yours
There

Stop spamming goblino

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People are asleep at night, it happens.

Can you stop spamming that thread already? We'll post there if we wanted to.

Stop calling us Chekwa you Filipino assholes.

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Yeah but other generals do not get archived even if it’s night time for them. Goes to show this thread is ded

intsik better for you?

no one cares

close the gates, we'll take only those who can survive third world conditions

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CHEKWA

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BEHO
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can you translate this chinese song?
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do you belong to which hell /asean/?

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Lust.

just worship nature,there's no hell there,just good vibes

>just good vibes
Yolanda typhoon.png

>had dream that it finally raining again
>felt so happy, went outside to play in the rain and got soaking wet
>wake up drenched in sweat

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if you die there is no eternal damnation.sounds like a good deal to me

>1: non-religious
Check
>2: desire to have sex
Check
>3: desire to eat in excess
Check
>4: paid too much for something
Check
>5: got angry at someone
Check
>6: spoken ill of the church
Check
>7: sodomy
Check
>8: flatter someone
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>9: liar
Well at least I'm good here ;)

I just broke up... and it's new year... :(((((

Find a new GF. There should be many in Japan.

>7: sodomy
>Check
a-are you a trap?

If only Cebu was independant...

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please teach us how to get a qtGF, MKL-sama.

Great khutbah today, Mahathir BTFO!

Dunno how, I haven't had a girlfriend ever and I'm still trying to look for one myself.

Daily reminderz

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Tell me moar about the descendants of Sri Vijay

great khutbah today
politic khutbah btfo!

Wasn't that pic with all the bald sexpats taken in Angeles City?

>tfw the khatib started dabbing

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would you love her even shes non virgin and has participate in 12 gangbang back in her college days

Mano and saying Po and Opo now equates to slavery. Lol ;(

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post his brother

Post the original one made by me

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So much for that BISAYAN

They seem to be the most vunerable when it comes to Facebook and online paid Marcos/Duterte propaganda and bullahit

Shit
they will zerg Jow Forums

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Are FILIPINOS Southeast Asian??!?!!!??

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What's a Bhasa?

Oops. There is an "a" for Indonesian and Malay. I will edit :)

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Imagine wanting a 92 year old to lead the country.

how is like study in Japan?

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Based

lengguwahe

What torrent clients do you guys use?

I love that we have something for our own

its our OC maybe?

Deluge

B(h)asa=read

Most Asean language uses Sanskrit. For example the word for "language" in Sanskrit is Bhāṣā.

Is Wika a native word? It doesn't sound Spanish

That's Baca in Malay

This stupid brother of mine got his dominant hand injury because of silly reason, baka. He even will take the final exam 2 weeks later.
I can't stop shaking my head.

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Cut all family ties with him.

if he watched anime in his room like you none of this wouldn't happen baka

Baka senpai

Death sentence will also be abolished

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In PH manifesto they're saying that they would abolish ALL tolls but when in press conference, only tolls in city will be abolished.

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Najib already started abolishing tolls in city by abolishing tolls in Batu Tiga, Batu 9 Cheras, Metramac, Teluk Kapas, Sungai Rasau, Bukit Kayu Hitam and Eastern Dispersal Link. Newly built highways under Najib like Pan Borneo Highway and Central Spine Road highway connecting Pahang to Kelantan are all toll-free.

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Look at how PH is highlighting GST zero rated for comics (all reading materials are zero rated) while ignoring that all basic foods such as meat, fish, poultry, egg, vegetables, rice, flour, cooking oil, baby formula, medicine, bread etc are all zero rated (exempted from GST)

we have Basa but it just means "read"

too much fapping?

this does't make philippines not asian,if anything it means you guys are poo-in-loos

But pooloo originate our culture

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you're just jealous of our spanish ancestry

Thai are Whiter than Flip. Only Flip culture is Spanish! denials!

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Also, I bet most of mixed race in Flilipines don't have Spanish ancestry, but German sexpat ancestry

I'm tired guys

just watched dukun guys

im whiter than you pajeet

I'm pretty sure I'm whiter than you genetically

>lepam with normie friends for 2 hours at mamak
It was okay but I wouldn't want to do it every day, truly waste of time.

*lepak
god damnit big fingers on small phone

You ancestors pajeet too

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go to sleep,what's stopping you?

I used to do that all the time in college, mostly for discussing assignments since there's often nowhere to sit in the campus

Our happy new is tomorrow desu.2078 B.S. from tomorrow

2075* B.S

WTF I HATE MAHATHIR NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

I'M VOTING BLUE THIS YEAR DELETE ALL THE BAD PEOPLE HANG THEM ALL

I would delete my fagbook for a different reason desu.
I hate seeing my friends becoming more successful and got their lives together while I on a verge of being a NEET.

My leg feels numb since yesterday and I didn't get enough sleep.

I stand for 8 hours straight yesterday, hosting a buffet is not easy m8

NAJBOL GANG WILL WIN

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Hello brother! Our new year is called Songkran. From Sanskrit saṃkrānti.

We pour water on each other for purification and visit temples. What is it like in Nepal?

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We just eat meat,teens go to party and so on.

>I will be jobless by the end of the month
>My officemate recommends that I try LinkedIn for more competitive salary and jobs
>All my batchmates has been recommended to add in my network
>They all got a pretty profile pic and great job title
>tfw I got stuck and stagnated in my pathetic job title and just above minimum salary

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I thought you can't eat meat because ahimsa?

Is that a legitimate account? Wonder how his band manages to remain popular if he acts like that.

"Wika" has Sanskrit roots IIRC.

I thought Mahathir liked capital punishment?

We are too, a lot of words in Filipino are rooten in Sanskrit too, notably "mahal" and "guro" (guru).

Your honest opinion why you dislike China

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