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>why did the chicken cross the road

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>why did tae chucken cross tae wee road

10 million RTs

they look so gay

Not even going to consider watching plebs now that based black man is gone

Got a masters in machine operating from Oxbridge

OP is making fun of nigger music.

retard

We need to talk

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>OP
Haha. Yeah lad. Sure.........................

kek
hate the way scots type on twitter so dumb

would shag oxford tbf

>chechens
>wh*te turks

Squad senpai out

It's called vernacular lad

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>Why was the road crossed by the chicken?
As asked by an Oxbridge man

I think rap music, destroys the brain cells when is listened too much, becouse it alienates the thinking to make it more savage.

atrocious brainlet if real

>make a joke
>get arrested
wow thanks Government

B

got a phd in rolling machine operation

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Get those paki rap gangs off our street

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who do i turn to for help with my remorseless cocaine and alcohol issues

sleep is a meme #fact

I used to think the 1950s were the peak of human civilization, but then I realized the limitations placed on the middle-class was too great.

Then I thought it was probably the early late 1800s, but then I realized than even back then, we were living in a state of decadence

Then I assumed it was probably the early 1800s/late1700s. Modern science and philosophy was in bloom, but then I realized the seeds were planted by the previous generation

Now I am of the conclusion that the late 1600s were the peak of humanity. A man could really do anything he set his heart for.

Thoughts?

anime

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Jesus

I want to smell her farts.

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Serious lack of titties itt

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just finished mega man 1 #savestateboys

was surprised the BBC would broadcast that "Rivers of Blood" speech and agreed with the lefty outrage

then i realised i had mixed up who Mosley and Powell were in my head
wtf why is everyone upset?
Enoch Powell wasnt even a racist, was he?

so basically what you're saying is you're angry you can't own people?

4>2>3>bin

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alri brainlet how is LYFE

I dont know where I am going, Do you?

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>be born a shitcovered Kulak in Siberia
"wow! i can do anything!"

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powell never said anything racist
anyone who says he did is a brainlet

i rate a quiet place 3/5

say no to lust lads
objectification is wrong

you can cure yellow fever

don't know but we all end up at the same place

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Feeling dejected lads
Feeling like like a child might feel

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>watching newest season of strike back
>ends up being about novichok
>released last year

wew

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F A L S E
L
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haha didn't know Sean Bean was in Oblivion

We're assuming the very best possible scenarios, of course. We are not comparing the bottom denominators here

Truthfully, everything we do is based on what we did in the 17th century.

They started the fire known as the Modern Era, and now we are keeping it lit.

They were the masons who laid the cornerstones of our modern world

Powell's opponents claimed he was far-right, fascist and racist. His supporters claim that the first two charges clash with his voting record on most social issues, such as homosexual law reform (he was actually a co-sponsor of a bill on this issue in May 1965 and opposed the death penalty, both reforms unpopular among Conservatives at the time, but he kept a low profile to his stance on these non-party "issues of conscience").[9]:318 Powell voted against the reinstitution of the death penalty several times between 1969 and 1987.

...he snatched the microphone and replied "All I will say is that for myself, in 1939 I voluntarily returned from Australia to this country, to serve as a private soldier against Germany and Nazism. I am the same man today."[96] Similarly, Powell responded to student hecklers at a speech in Cardiff: "I hope those who shouted "Fascist" and "Nazi" are aware that before they were born I was fighting against Fascism and Nazism."[6]:489

...In November 1968, Powell also suggested that the problems that would be caused if there were a large influx of Germans or Russians into the UK "would be as serious – and in some respects more serious – than could follow from the introduction of a similar number of West Indies or Pakistanis".[97]

...Powell stated his views were neither genetic or eugenic and that he never arranged his fellow men on a merit according to their origins.[98]

Powell stated in a 1972 speech:
"I have and always will set my face like flint against making any difference between one citizen of this country and another on grounds of his origins."

Need a redhead gf ASAP

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wonder what it's like to notbehomealoneeveryfridaynight

Really like boys that look like girls desu

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Cuck

what goes on in Estonia?

how do you feel about girls who look like boys who look like girls

what do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Some people think it's important to be sincere. Me, I think sincerity is overrated. After all, even Ronald Reagan was sincere. Especially Ronald Reagan: that's why he never lost an election. It's high time we got rid of all this California New Age crap. Sincerity is a postmodern malady, an all-too-human invention. Other mammals may show genuine affection, or they may perpetrate elaborate and artful deceptions; but in neither case do they evince the warm outpourings of a frank and naive heart. Only Walt Disney, Frank Capra, or Steven Spielberg can give us that. Why are we suckered into it, time and time again? The whole gruesome story must be told. A strange mutation arose in our hominid ancestors, probably less than two hundred thousand years ago. Call it the Reagan gene: the ability to deceive others by first of all deluding yourself. Pull the wool over your own eyes, as they say in the Church of the SubGenius. It's really a ruse of body language. If you believe your own lies, you don't give off the telltale subliminal signs of deception, and so you can manipulate other people all the more successfully. Only an animal that lies to itself is able to be sincere. That's why "Bob," patron saint of the Church of the SubGenius, is the world's greatest salesman. Dale Carnegie understood this trick; so did Reagan, and so does Ross Perot. Back in prehistoric times, the knack for opportunistic self-deception gave its possessors so enormous a selective advantage that it quickly spread throughout the hominid gene pool. Now, in our postmodern, posthistoric culture, it has become ubiquitous, a sort of "second nature." Sincerity is as American as apple pie, or violence, or optimism, or Amway. Have a nice day. We're all so warm and so concerned. Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

anime

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ah yes, the protestant mindset

the word is androgynous
indifferent

Are you in London? Want to play pool tomorrow?

Alcoholism and Grey skies

If only I were ten years younger

blackhead

then you'd be 4

yes i am in london i am bad at sports because i have dyspraxia and you will laugh at me are you going to canavan's? would never meet anyone off Jow Forums bc u would take a picture of me and then i would become a brit meme

im up for that, havent played pool in ages but used to school everyone in the pub

Wearing leggings, man leggings, but still its strange

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id hang out with you except right now i have uni stuff
maybe some other time

Any weekend toiler lads in?

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Are you funny looking?

just dress well and they won't

>dyspraxia
yeah because that's a real thing

wish the sky was clear more often

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I wish

Shall be handing in my notice to th' employer tomorrow lads.

Have you got a sister mate?

Where do you work at?

>his long-cherished ambition of becoming Viceroy of India
fucking HATE Tarqin

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Im not that type of person. I went to visit a lad in Austria who posted here and one of my best friends I met on /fa/. Theres an arcade in Soho that I go to if youre interested

Jus a hood nigga tryna get that cheese ya feel me nigga finna slang that green stuff nigga finna get hood rich nigga

just came but might go for a cheeky follow up wank

my manager told me earlier how proud she was of me that i've not had a single day off work in nearly 2 years since i started working there but the reality of it is i like going to work because i can hide from my drug addictions at work and when i'm busy i'm not tempted and didn't even use my whole holiday days last year

Marks & Spencer lad but I got a job at a laboratory now.

Any Burly Boys in?

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>i've not had a single day off work in nearly 2 years
foy

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straight after?