ITT:Summarize Jow Forumss generals

ITT:Summarize Jow Forumss generals

/luso/I'm whiter than you pardo mongrel
/nihongo thread/ chimpo that chinchin this ossan
/fr/Need my red pills.Les juifs
/lat/kitannnn chajo, una vela, la nariz
/sino/I want to lick this girl's feet.PERU?
/auzn/Kawaii anime girl ugu
/ita/a faggot posting old guys constantly
/brit/ random autistic shit

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/deutsch/ trying really hard to be even more autistic than /brit/

NAH BOI
FICK DI

>la nariz
nmms marrano

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""psh"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" MONO BOO BJKASJKASJASJK

/brit/ isn't even a coherent conversation. It's just nonsense like "the gf lads".
I don't understand why people would spend the time to post random gibberish. It's uncanny and seems like an AI is posting.

/lat/

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/cum/

/deutsch/ trying really hard not to be nazis

I've had the same impression
It's not a dialogue, it's a bunch of monologues that happen to be next to each other

/mena/: 90% French flags larping as ummayad warriors (not even memeing)

>*can't tell the difference between LARPing as a nazi and actual nazis anymore
FTFY

I have a few "/fr/ in a nutshell" pics

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Translation please? Not all of us speak Baguette.

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There's something about Jow Forums that attracts a certain type of autist who wants to have a conservation but doesn't know how to.

So they just spam the same shit over and over

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>/norgetråden/

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hello Montana

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>/svt/
gay anime posters mixed with right wing politics posters who hate gays and anime.

sverigetråden: faggots who want to be a little girl natsocs, faggotweebs, scat fetishistweebs, weebfaggotnatsocs, weebfags, fagweebs, fagfags, natsocs prending to be leftist, straights pretending to be fags,

>Post 1
Who here has already sniffed panties? I have, I'm not ashamed.

>Post 2
I have, with those of my sisters, aunts and cousins when I was a boy, I even tried them on, especially the thongs, it gave me a monsterous erection. Once I even ejaculated in my sister's bra and I immediately regretted it afterwards, I tried to hide it and wash it, finally I put it back in the laundry basket half dirty. I think she noticed it, but I never got anything from it, so I continued doing it until I was 17.

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Jonte...

funny even with no context

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>/dixie/
sweet tea, blogging, inter-state rivalry, LARPing rednecks

/svt/
HE FU SE / literal *shit*posting / laughing at the Danish / complaining over immigration / discussing sucking off an older man in the front seat of a parked car

Joel...

/norgetråden/
>tfw no wheelchair gf
>it was the jews, I'm tellin ya man, IT WAS THE JEWS
>don't masturbate, Varg said so :DD that dude's crazy maaan x-DDDDDDD

Including special guest stars such as the man who gambles away most of his money, the drug addict who overdosed, the countless drunkards, the guy who's VERY anxious about WWIII and can't stop posting about it, the animefags, and more.

JODENE :DDDDDDDDDD

sjakkanon a best

t. sjakk enthusiast

/ita/ is a mixer bag of anime posters, gay posters and feticist

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I'll never stop being amazed by how many foreigners know about stuff that's only posted in our general.

Don't forget the weightlifting enthusiasts.

HE FU SE hörni

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>/luso/
pardos saying that every Brazilian is a pardo, portuguese posters posting Brazilian women, fucking weeabos, the cocaine addict and all some posters asking help because they have issues with love. Sometimes we have Doriafag and manuelafag doing political posts and calling everyone else either a pardo or a sexist.

Well, it's not that hard to miss when you spend your entire existence on Jow Forums for several years and you see photos of Magnus Carlsen suddenly appear while scrolling the front page of Jow Forums. And with Google Translate nowadays you can almost always at least get the gist of what's being said.

Literally picture of him in

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>and all some posters asking
and some posters*

Fuck, I forgot.

Good point

Fuck off flaglett yank

kurva anyátok

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>/nihongo thread/ chimpo that chinchin this ossan
ブラジル君、何なんですかこれは?٩(๑òωó๑)۶

forgot about the suicidal fags saying they want to die every fucking day

>/nederdraad/
Homosexuals, suicidal autists with no friends, cryptocurrency, everyone is an immigrant or larping as immigrants because being white is not cool

>/ex-yu/

The Black Tomcats, Reality Shows Parovi & Zadruga & IDJ Videos youtube channel + Marija Zezelj

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日本語スレッドで起こるものを少数言葉でまとめてください。

pardo

/balt/ is literally 100% unironic shitposting by people pretending to be underaged

/balk/

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Nice.

ex-yu

Basically this is our general:

Shitboi - he shits on everything and everybody and has lame 5th grade jokes about your mom

Degenerateboi - he spams reality shows and gossip tabloids

Dotboi - he is in the 40-ies and he casts spells and curses everyone to die of cancer all the time

Perfumeboi - he annoys many people because he loves to dress well and use alot of perfumes

Monkeyboi - montenegrin animefag spammer who has albanian/armenian heritage, he's Dotboi's boyfriend

Kebabboi/Cevapboi - bosnian dude who annoys Monkeyboi alot

Croissantboi - a bosnian dude who fucks croissants and put them in his ass

>has albanian heritage
based
>armenian
into the trash it goes

>Croissantboi - a bosnian dude who fucks croissants and put them in his ass
Please elaborate.

He was taking pictures of puting his penis in 7days, of his asshole and 7days stuffed in his asshole.

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Sounds like a real family to be honest

/ita/ polentoni vs terroni debating, NEETs pretending to be girls, "religious" nutters waiting for oil to run out, romanians, muslims
Whenever any flag other than ours starts posting in Italian, they'll be bullied because some will think it's just a terrone working as a waiter abroad

Welocome! To Jurassic Park!

Internet brits are a special brand of autis like they are unable to recognize people on the internet as people

>/balk/
99% endless chimpouts about things I've never heard about in languages that I don't understand
1% us claiming that we're not balkan
0% an*me

/lat/ and /brit/ are generals that degenerated beyond recognition. You can no longer post there coherently.

JAJAJAJAJA LOS SIMPSONS

Anton....

Terrone?

could be any general/board desu
literally /fr/ in a nutshell
pretty funny
this is what most of the posts on /fr/ look like

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Wish there were more argies in here so we could have an /arg/ shitposting thread discussing how white we are

/brit/ is actually really weird in that for the first dozens of hours it all seems like nonsense gibberish of unconnected gimmicks

but if you endure the autism long enough, slavishly spending your late nights and early mornings shitposting and taking part something sort of clicks, suddenly you can see it like a code, a high-speed meta conversation unlike anything I have ever seen before

I truly believe /brit/ is one of the most unique things on the internet

うんこ(shit) ちんこ(dick) まんこ(vagina) ホモ(gay) 乳首(nipple)

polentone = northerner
terrone = southerner

/asean/ - Too much politics, not enough cutie posting. Also tsundere for weebs.

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You forgot tagalog-bisaya shitposting. That’s mostly what it is now

I really want to believe you. Do I have to be British to even have a slight chance of comprehending it?

/flag/ - A bunch of retarded Discord fags who are obsessed with a stupid Pokemon memeball spin-off game made by that nigger Sevier, glad I left. Shame they don't talk about flags or politics more, they could learn a lot from other boards. The worst part about /flag/ is when Sevier and Dakota stroke each other's dicks whenever I get teamed-up against in a discussion. 95 Theses of /flag/ when?

Also, protip: Paper Planes is godawful and designed for fag-lovers, Sevier. Your game is a stupid waste of time and you're a retarded mutt.

Only if the flag isn't American, then other shitposting ensues

That's included in "too much politics".

Why are whir people obbsesed with race mixing nowadays ?

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don't know desu, there are plenty of US flags there as regulars, but british culture is the discussion so idk

i haven't been on /brit/ in ages, it's very inconsistent and like i said it takes a while to get "into" it

Why do they have so many general threads... (;・∀・)

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oh boi he said the magic word didn't he

Can a Norwegian hope to ever get an Estonian gf?

I find it very impressive that I have found a /brit/ on several other boards and they are all incredibly bizarre as well.
It's respectable but doesn't make any damn sense to me. It does not compute.
I'm going to make it a personal challenge to understand autistic foreigners on the internet.

Don't you sometimes get tired of English and want to express yourself in your native tongue?

What I personally don't understand is English-language generals like /brit/, /balt/, etc.

Eesti pojkvän

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>eesti
go on
>gf
DROPPED

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Yes, I like my women with vaginas, not dicks.

Are you gay?

>that image

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Du er en ekkel fyr, kom deg vekk fra meg.

I... oh nevermind...

based Norway

But Conway, he's right.

Its a lot of recurring gimmicks and memes inside the general. Browse long enough and you'll start joining in. There are a couple of posters who are annoying and just spam shit that everyone ignores and hates for the most part. Like emma watson yank.

"Sevier" Correcting the Record™ by pointing out that >> 88205288 didn't leave, he was kicked for being an obnoxious kekistani from the election traffic wave and turning every conversation into an autistic argument about black people
[spoiler]
notice how he took to another random thread to complain about us for (You)s[/spoiler]
/flag/ is very open and accepting of non-retards at any point

>Don't you sometimes get tired of English and want to express yourself in your native tongue?
There are many Japanese anons who speak only Japanese, if there is a Japanese general thread, they can talk to foreigners who speak Japanese.
Since most foreigners can't write 2ch (5ch), this is one place where Japanese can talk with foreigners.
So, I think Japanese general thread is very important for Japanese anons.

>pic related
Some countries have many general threads.
Each number of general threads change depending on the time zone.

Not to mention foreigners can't even post on 5ch without buying a premium membership. Which is funny considering 5ch is based not in Japan but in the Philippines, and IIRC the servers are in Singapore.

2ch (5ch) has been attacked from abroad many times.
5ch has been down the server many times.
In the past, access prohibited IP was individually set, but now, except for some boards, only access from Japan is permitted.

>Which is funny considering 5ch is based not in Japan but in the Philippines,
I know that 5ch servers was moved to the Philippines.
(Race Queen, Inc.)
Because 5ch is a company in the Philippines, procedures became hard when a trial.

Leave brits alone and tell us what happens in /v4/ and /polska/

/brit/: some faggot learned the 17th century word "toil". and he keeps using it to the name their threads and just throwing it around because he thinks that makes him appear every educated and cool.