Why doesn't America annex the red part?
Why doesn't America annex the red part?
Jack Cooper
Dominic Cox
domestic terrorism
Samuel Perez
The red part is just like us but we love blue more
Its weird
Gavin Gonzalez
Soon...
Mason Perez
far more Americans would die if this were a conventional war
Benjamin Collins
we'd stop them
Elijah Turner
We should take Quebec too. For one, manifest destiny (we should annex Greenland after), and secondly much of America is traditionally french-speaking especially in that area.
Ryan Perez
they tried and failed
Adam Kelly
We lost in Korea and in Vietnam. Wars against Asians never go well for us.
Aiden Collins
Because they're awful and we want the blue part.
Nicholas Cook
Oh this is a whole new level of autism...
Hey Nip don't forget we got dem French-speaking niggas in northern New Brunswick and Northern Ontario. dey wuz like coureurs des bois n shit anyway its not just Quebec
By the way everyone shall beware the NUNAVUMMIUQ BULL. Stay the fuck away from their land whiteboi
Isaac Anderson
How fucking autistic would a person have to be to sit and make fake wikipedia factlets for fantasy wars?
Leo Fisher
What's the point of leaving a small American territory at the north of Québec when the latter could just swallow it ?
Noah Morales
Sick of japanese shitposters.
Connor Reed
No we fucking don't
Liam Bennett
america has an obligation to defend canada from anyone who threatens us, since they are our bitch
if america tried to invade us theyd just end up bombing themselves
Thomas Torres
Other nations wouldn't allow it and America would lose too much for something that there is no real interest in doing.
Thanks bud
Hunter Campbell
Why doesn't the red part annex the white part of America?
Jayden Watson
this
we can't beat the canadians they are too fucking strong maple syrup in their veins man
Nathan Martin
just wait, when muttzitos are running the show they will anex Canada and Europe will be so besieged with it's own islamization that hey will be in no position to do anything about it, It would be in canadas bes interest to develop Nuclear weapons ASAP and at least have the the samson option on the table
Logan Allen
the white man FEARS the BASED INUIT
Caleb Sullivan
5th column scum
canada's annexation is inevitable, its only a matter of time
Levi Cooper
>americans actually think they could remove the eternal leaf
Xavier Green
We love the blue part because it isn't like us. Its a vision of north america if the french won instead of the anglos. And it looks like a much better result. Were just frenchboos.
Brandon Myers
They tried and got their white house burned
Eli Campbell
dont try to tell me louisiana isnt autistic enough to try to try and join quebec
Nolan Morgan
Eternally grateful for our British heritage, God save the Queen.
Jose Gray
Do you love Japan?
Dominic Clark
David Gonzalez
Wrong
Asher Powell
Nicholas Rivera
>leaf taking credit about the war of 1812
Isaiah Bennett
If American casualties are that low it would far more likely be a "German invasion of Denmark" type deal where the tiny northern neighbor orders its army not to resist occupation, knowing it would be pointless, and only minor fighting takes place from rogue units or ones that didn't get the message.
Aaron Price
why do amerimutts always do this?
never took credit for anything, face the facts
america tried to invade canada, and failed
sorry you can't get over it sweetie x
Justin Wood
it was a military stalemate you dumbass and also great britain did all the job for you
Henry White
also pic related
Robert Morris
We literally controlled the great lakes. Burned Toronto and your militias collapsed. The White house was burned by the British Bermuda squadron. Maybe there was an odd Canadian cook but it wasn't a Canadian force
Jace Martinez
>great britain did all the job for you
almost as if canada wasn't actually a country yet and instead was still a fully-fledged colony of great britain
really activates the almonds
either way, you literally got no canadian land, which was the entire reason for the war
you lost sweetie x
Colton Parker
French Canada and the guys to the right of it can join us. The others can fuck right off.
William Walker
It's almost as if the entire army was made up of British regulars and colonial troops were thought of as pathetic
Colonists were never regulars
Easton Wright
America for the americans
wh*Toids go home
John Ortiz
>Ooga booga we wuz regulars n shit
Justin Morris
>you lost sweetie
and why is a military stalemate?
Landon Morales
Canada's greatest military moment is that time they didn't do anything to contribute to a military stalemate
Connor Butler
Because we want to stay English
Anthony Lewis
This is why I'm always un easy around americans. You never know when they'll chimp out. If I am speaking to someone who is an american, and I find out they are, I make every attempt to ostracize them.
You fucks need to stay the fuck out of my country. I will resist. I will not suffer your tyranny. I will make you bleed.
Jaxon Stewart
>impliying
Jason Butler
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Liam Cooper
oh not this
Michael Powell
We will take Alberta Yukon and the NWT. Everyone else can fuck off. Maybe Saskatchewan for the fishing, we will have to see about that later though. Don't want to hurt Wisconsin and Minnesota tourism.
Jose Carter
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