When I was growing up in Ukraine, my parents told me not to go too far into the forest or gypsies will kidnap me

When I was growing up in Ukraine, my parents told me not to go too far into the forest or gypsies will kidnap me

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My grandfather used to tell me a story about how his mother had once been stolen by gypsies when she was a child.

>Ukraine
no such thing

wtf

>growing up in Ukraine
I don't believe you, post proof
Yeah she was "stolen" by gypsie bulls iykwim

>spends his time thinking aobut child rape
Oh no, I've been had.

Theres worse thing in our forests..

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Like what? Finns?

Month first, then day, get with the fucking program you useless immigrant trash.

curious, how did you end up here?

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>being afraid of other people
Imagine being this much soy. You should only fear Allah (swt) and no one else.

I thought muslims stay in the cities.

Friendly reminder that Mongol rape isn't a meme
I did that on purpose :^)
I lived here for most of my life

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I dont get it, why fear him if he is such a benevolent being?

My family left as part of the wave of "refugees" from the collapse of the USSR

>.9 finnish

Well at least you now know where your autism comes from.

wtf, you're even more of a mutt than me, someone whose family has been in America since before the revolution

I'm fucking Greek, subhuman filth

Oh yeah? Well I'm a Volga German.

It makes you fearless when you don't fear anything but god. Allah is merciful, but if there is any logical fear to have in this world, it's from him because he can take your life away just as easily as he gave it to you.

Haha, that used to be a problem in fact. But take nökken:
>you see a beautiful woman yelling you to come towards her
>she turns into a witch a drowns you in the river
then there's these small "elvish" type of people, they can be really mean

When I was in kindergarten I always played with some girl in some woods right beside a huge playground
Once some turkish girls came up to us and warned us from lurking pedos and rapist. We believed them since there had been laying abandoned clothes by the nearby creek. Turned out they just fucked with us for the giggles, realized it way too late when I was like 12

I don't want to live in fear in the first place and im not interested in worshiping someone who can take away my life. Seems weird and retarded.

Should had given them a good dicking.

>to live in fear
You shouldn't. All I'm saying is you shouldn't be afraid of anything around you, whether it's an animal, a person or anything else. Muslims and very religious people tend to lack any kind of fear because they only fear god, and that's the only amiable part I like about religions in my personal opinion.

I was 5 back then
I wish to get back to the old times
I was like a chad, I had more female friends than male friends in kindergarten

>I had more female friends
They probably thought you where gay or one of the girls.

That's why you're a faggot now. There was nothing chad about it because you didn't have a clue what a vagina was, you were just surrounding yourself with like minded kids.

>I don't believe you,
How is that so unbelievable?

You're both retarded

You missed out on teen pussy xD

looks like mine, except I have no ashkenazi, finnish, or east asian
what color is your hair?

Get the fuck out of here leaf, we are fucking with the kraut

>t. faggot

Brown because Ukraine isn't white

I had some kinky doctor games with my neighbor when we were in pre school age
I saw her vaggo and touched it. It was crusty
A year later she moved away. I am sure the girls liked me because I came.close to be like a chad

why are the elves mean

Great, more meme elves.

Did her mom find out? I think she might've moved away because of you.

Dunno
As far as I remember the mother was sick, I assume that was the reason for moving

Näkki

Why did they go to America and not Canada? Isn't that where most Ukrainians go?

Most Ukrainians who went to Canada left before the USSR's collapse
Also, Canadians are faggots and I want to strangle every single Leaf with my bare hands

Cope

It's not cope, you Leaf subhuman

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Good advice.

My grandmother told me gypsies wanted to buy my blonde sister. The latter seemed important, also she was 3.

Yeah, that's an issue here

my mom also told me that gypsies wanted to steal her when she was young. how do we stop them

My mom told me the same thing
Why do gypsies want to steal kids?

Did you know that in Hunchback of Notre Dame, the main character gypsy girl, Esmeralda, was a normal French girl who was stolen by the gypsies, and raised as gypsies?

Disney made her into a real gypsy though, because gypsies stealing babies is a rayciss meme
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germany has some experience

Fucking Am*ricans...

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