You wake up in Riyadh

Or centred on major rivers.

The only other capital beside Riyadh that I can think of where it's neither on the coast or on a major river is Madrid.

Because Najd province (empty desert) is the birthplace of salafism

the arab world would be a united secular federation with socialism if it werent for americans and jews

It's not uncommon for countries to have a more centrally located capital.

Because it's all a fucking desert anywhere.

kill me pls

lmao retard guess where pic related is at

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Yell at women for not dressing modestly enough.

If I do this for long enough maybe I'll get promoted to chief of sharia police and earn like 300.000 for sitting on my ass and doing nothing all day.

>Wahhabi Arabia
Get my ass out of there ASAP.

I'd be like "hey Abdul, where's the fuckin' beer in this shithole?!"

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Che schifo.

That 2% southern mountains which get occasionally hit by the monsoon?

up you go

Put sunscreen on my pale petite wife before escorting her to the bullpen so I can go meteorite hunting in the Empty Quarter with the lads.

looks like africa

Can someone redpill me on Saudi Arabia? Are laws as severe in major cities than in the countryside?

Do I get my hand chopped if I eat pork or drink alcohol?

Do I get locked up if I fuck a man?

Does a girl gets locked up if she wears a skirt with a t shirt?

Such was the price to pay to get rid of the t*Rks.

what about Brasilia?

Penis hahaha

>Are laws as severe in major cities than in the countryside?
there's more enforcement, but people in the city are less likely to report you
>Do I get my hand chopped if I eat pork or drink alcohol?
pork isn't available, plenty of bootleg undistilled liquor
>Do I get locked up if I fuck a man?
no, it's very common, much easier for men to meet, there's 'no' homosexuality so even getting a hotel room with another man isn't odd
>Does a girl gets locked up if she wears a skirt with a t shirt?
women need a headscarf, both sexes aren't supposed to show skin other than hands and face, westerners can get away with shorts

thought you would go with santiago
everything from costa rica to canada other than el salvador, belize and usa are like that though?

Santiago is by a river

think they meant navigable ones, like asuncion has a port even though paraguay is landlocked
ottawa is on the ottawa river, but there's enough rapids and waterfalls you can only send lumber downriver