Are americans retarded?

are americans retarded?

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yes

>Bulgaria has an average IQ over two points lower than our dumbest state
Hm?

that may be true, but we don't die in minivans like retards

>An officer sent to the scene could not locate Plush’s van in any of the seven parking lots surrounding the school
MURRICA!

It seems retarded but if you think about it all he was really doing was trying to reach into the trunk from the backseat which presumably someone else didn't secure properly.

I'm not saying it's not dumb but I'd chalk this one up to "shit happens"

he couldn't use his arms to push himself back?

Based on the picture I'd say no

Not if it wedged under his ribcage. There are so many legitimately retarded things americans do and you need to pick some poor kid dying because of a fucked up seat.

Yes, you have to be a retard, to die in a upside down back seat in a mini van.

>Be American teenager
>Buy a car
>A three-row van of course
>Get stuck because you're too fat
>Call 911, but they can't find your car amongst seven parking lots
>Die

that looks painful

That looks like an awful way to die.

To be fair that looks like genuinely bad design. Especially when you consider that children usually sit in the furthest back seats.

A burglar died stuck in a chimney in Paris, last friday iirc

It doesn't look like he could push himself out

Was about to say this, you'd think they'd consider people reaching over the back

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>differences in iq in the range 85 - 115 make a difference
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Yeah, they should fold forward.
I've never actually known a car that had backwards folding seats.

Do americans think honda is responsible for this?

>t. IQ of 85

I'm willing to bet that you'd notice a profound difference talking to someone with an IQ of 85 and then someone with an IQ of 115.