/brit/

kill me

Cannot wait for the new Breaking Benjamin album

*teleports behind you*
heh nothin personal kid

>if you control who reproduces, you can control what constitutes human nature
>if you control human nature, you can determine natural rights
>therefore it's possible to change morality to your liking
*thinks*

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people are reading libido dominandi

Not a fan of the direction of some people in this thread...

alri nash

making a collage of all the girls I've fucked

Terrible thread.

Yank blown the fuck out
quora.com/What-doesnt-impress-you/answer/Shiva-449

'der

I was thinking about your kind. All I could see was children. It must mean I'm ready to be a father (at the ripe old age of 19)

*fucks everyone*
What now.

You're done then?

t. shania twain

>He come to me with money in his hand. He offered me, I didn't ask him I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that. When I got out, I was in that. I was already through that, I had that I had the studio, I went to the studio. I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, "This is a bigger jail than I just got out of." I don't want to take my time going to work. I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world. I'm the king, man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money? I make the money, man. I roll the nickels.The game is mine. I deal the cards.
Think tim has lost it

Happens in japan

just working on my poetry book which is a sum up of all of the universes history, here is a line I just wrote (note uni is established as slang for universe):

Uni is the most creative masturbator

Second cup of tea is going down smooth.

top kek, those ratings are abysmal

Great contribution.

engineering is too much of a meme

is business the best choice for uni if u just wanna fuck around?

>literally talking about Indians playing chess shite online

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fUCK
oFF
uNDER
aGED
humanities like english literature or history are the best if you wana fuck around

why is every thread a dabbing spastic bruce frogpost edition these days lads?

Because I stopped making the new

it's the chad edition

Nah man, arts.

He always posts far too early. Reckon we should just start ignoring him, like /sp/ does with that Brazilian that keeps trying to make /rug/ threads.

>uni
>the best choice

because lyricsmong never sleeps

cannae wait for the new lee chang dong film 8 years been long enough

@88212951
t. didn't get into uni

>working in the neo-coal mines
>being a neet
>go to uni
these are my choices

is there something im missing?

PUT... MY HANDS

...ON

UH MA HEAD,,,,?!

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Why would I even waste my time with it?

honestly think British cuisine is pretty good, don't get the hate

You lack imagination.

If there was ever any chance that you could actually get in somewhere even half decent, you'd know it wasn't a waste of time.

i am a poet lads.

Capital letters are used by our betters;
It's all the betters when used in their letters.
Teeth, men have teeth, so gently do they grow;
Teeth, women's teeth, not in men do they grow.
Baseball bat, crack the skull, bat the ball, go;
Teeth, men have teeth, so gently do they grow.
Billy Morgan met Billy Corgan, and angrily did they
Exhume theirselves, cock's plume they sell,
And can't put up a shelf.

The world is wank,
The world is shit,
The world came out of Satan's arse.
And merrily
Did Satan wipe
Himself with stained and soiled glass.

Tinder date tonight lads. She's an 8/10 too so a bit nervous

ok
>start streaming on twitch or start making youtube videos
now i have nothing

Just make sure it doesn't make you fat.

Yeah, there's also selling pills to Deanos.

Going to a party lads. Don't cheat on me. Your mouth is for my dick only. Toodle-oo!

>arrogant student

In the Netherlands our cuisine is similarly obsessed with carbs and fats. The only difference it that our food is also bland. Anyway, it's hard to get fat when you are constantly cycling against the wind.

i'm a good boy can't be seen doing that stuff

toil until you swell into a higher rank and gain skills to poach new roles

It's not arrogance if I am actually better than you.

Have fun lover.

hat

what's the youngest you'd go for lads

18 years and 0 days.

lol whatever

keep toiling away in your call centre, saddo

You can go overseas and buy a degree.
Fight me. First blood wins.

101

Gritty shit, wormy sperm,
Fishy piss and cacky fart.

The man who shits and pisses least,
Is best of all at making art.

If I'm going abroad to buy something like that I'd buy a wife.

If I'm going abroad to buy something like that.

They must still be warm.

½ your age + 7

I don't go for lads of any age

write us a haiku lad

half my age + 7

(8) why can't every woman end up being my wife (8)

In the age of information a degree is useless. No prestige whatsoever because they hand them out to everyone if you get funding.
Deal with it.

smoking a cheeky zoot lads
how are we all this fine morn

>No prestige whatsoever because they hand them out to everyone if you get funding.
not true

t. will never, never be able to get a degree

Danelad, insanelad,
with his defective brainlad.
Hated, frustrated.

probably 17

I'm good thanks. Only got 6 hours sleep but still feeling fresh and ready to win because I've not drank any booz all week.
How are you?

½ your age + 1

The BBC is turning into far right propaganda. Tomorrow they're airing Enoch Powell's rivers of blood speech. What's next, mein kampf?

Ok your right, it depends on what you study and how far you are willing to go. (Cheat)
Please refer to

love this lad

t. will never, never be able to get a legitimate degree

lol you think toilberg is going to let you leave long enough to buy a dodgy degree in Croatia?

get back to dailing, goy *cracks whip*

You don't know me nerd.
I've got bigger fish to fry.

ive found my degrees no end of help in acquiring clients, jobs, money and respect
kys thickie

i could go to university if i wanted but im too smart for it

t. someone who will never, never be able to catch a fish

sounds nice, you going clean?
waiting on my first shifts at my new job so I haven't got anything to do today
just going to sit around and relive my NEET days getting stoned

>playing toilbergs games
Do they not teach you anything at uni or what?

i liked jarjar

You've got a face like a box of frogs.

got a very boring monotonous voice

alri someone born in 1996

I piece of paper is vital for all of those things.

got an interesting and engaging voice

lol did english literature AND history at uni

didn't learn a thing

>a degree is just a piece of paper

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