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>We are now roughly 20 posts away from certain aussie making a shit, far too early new yet again.

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>took 9 hours to make 20 posts

absolute state of /brit/

damn

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*gets the bevvies out*

*keeps the midfield ticking over*

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Just realized you can still Grugpost without the Grug image. I will meditate on this and post later.

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I think you'll find the gimmick is

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

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cunt breath fuck you

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what happened today?

where's the new?

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hehe, lad

im a lad, youre a lad, hes a lad

ladladladladladladlad

I think you'll find I do not conform to trends:

*points at name and tripcode*

post slags

Jow Forums got busted by the feds

i'd ask you to post fucking machines, but you can't right now

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much laughs had during the week lads?

busy all week so only here at weekends and always curious as to what went on in my surely widely-felt absence

L Ö L
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>/deautch/ is on 420
>/balk/ is on 250
>/cum/ is on 230

LADS GET BACK IN HERE, WE NEED TO GET TO 1000 FIRST

At what point does a woman start lactating?

I fucking love sucking my gf's tits but feel sick at the thought of sucking her one day and some milk comes out. don't think I could ever go near a breast again if that happened

How come there's THREE blonde guys in The Police?
Isn't it statistically unlikely?

I think you'll find that nobody likes you

fuck off thread splitting cunt

in the library

Big thing BBC will be remembered for in 2018 is their full, dramatic, unexpurgated broadcast of Enoch Powell’s incendiary racist speech of 1968. A speech which, made today, would lead to prosecution for incitement to racist violence. Black day for BBC tomorrow. RT if you agree

>>/deautch/ is on 420

DUDE

feel like shit, just want her back

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>Hello user

>Thank you for your statements and payslips.

>We are very close to completing your financial file.

>Please just reply to the following question we have below:

>Upon review of your statements, we cannot see payments out for rent/mortgage or utilities.

>Please confirm in reply to this email details of how these payments were covered.

>We look forward to hearing from you shortly so that we may proceed with your claim.

>Many thanks,

fuck sake lads
how do I answer this without sounding like a total fucking loser

NO U!!!!

*posts an image*

underrated

is there anyone hotter than mid-2000's rebeca linares?

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*posts a picture of Kacy Anne Hill in some skimpy lingerie*

Russia blamed the UK today for the chemical attack in Syria. And two days ago said the attack never happened. They also said Sergei Skripal deserved to die for being a traitor, then one week later said they had nothing to do with it.

Then, Russia said nothing matters until independent experts investigate to confirm the attack. Then when the experts determined it was Russia, they said

>LOL YOU WON'T LET US NEAR SALISBURY SO IT'S FAKE NOOS!

the absolute state of this fucking country

I live rent free with my parents

Sorted

>Russia blamed the UK today for the chemical attack in Syria
saw this in the news and laughed. what's their fucking problem lately? obviously no one would believe that

again?

the gf

nobead

Russophobe

What claim lmao

quite like it lad

would go nuts if was on MD

lols

pasty bongs

nobody cares that you live with your parents

prolly

anyone good on graham norton tonight?

Jow Forums will be on the front lines of WW3

haha look at this funny trip

Can't wait until they collapse again, hopefully this time for good

Proper jealous of actual families. Never had a christmas dinner together and my one remaining parent stopped caring after the 1st child and her love stopped after the monetary investment.
It's utterly foreign to me that some parents understand that parenting isn't just feeding and housing a child.

We are literally in a cold war

>These documents are required to support your claim for hire charges which remains outstanding, a bill of which is currently in your name for £52,910.64. Until you provide all necessary financial documentation to support your claim, you will remain liable for these charges.

>rent free with my parents
wtf I paid rent with mine

filtered

nah

neck yourselves

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So we going pool or what?

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there's an autistic lad at toil.
he seems sort of overwhelmed all the time and never knows exactly what to say in a conversation.

he get's especially panicked if there is discrepancies/ambiguities in instructions. For example someone sent an email around with different bits of work, and then the guy who sent the email had a meeting or something. The autistic lad was pacing around the office looking panicked looking for him, because of some minor thing he was confused about.

In every convesration with him, he always tells you his plan to deal with whatever thing. eg:
'Nice weather out'
'Yeah well.. I think I'm going to.. I think I'm going to go for a walk today to umm enjoy the weather.. do you think that's a good idea?'
'y-yeah sure why not'

/observations

>uk did chemical attack
absolutely based

>hire charges which remains outstanding
>£52,910.64

What did you hire, the Queen?

GET LITTY

ah yes, the weekend

london?

God bless America.

test

i hope you know i do far more drugs than you and know you're a total try hard cringeworthy sad act

No images means no new threads

We'll have to rendezvous in /news/

It's so crazy it might be true.
you never know really.

I'm here now lads

The new (bigger) bath tub will be arriving sometime next week.
Will be nice to actually be able to lay down.

just finished end of the fucking world
quite entertaining with a good storyline and acting but unfortunately riddled with cultural marxism
6.5/10

i occasionally exhibit behaviours like this

thanks mate x

North Korea did the Syria attack

(Tbf)

didn't work

fuck the fuck off yank

motorbike
mine got written off so these solicitors got me a hire bike
then the case dragged on for 14 months because they're incompetent nitwits

the payout I got was only £550
fucking mental

I was born in a country that doesn't exist anymore