/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

still looks decent for that potato of a game

>mod the game to look better than vanilla Skyrim does
>the world is still populated by down syndrome people with 1998-tier movement animations

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>driving with old guy
>he's pointing out everything around us and telling me how much of it used to be beautiful farmland or simply untouched nature

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>the world is populated by down syndrome people with 1998-tier movement animations
>still looks better than vanilla skyrim
ftfy

he's not waking up is he lad

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>driving with old guy
>he asks me if I've ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

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he's sleeping tight now bud

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I know 2011 was a long time ago now, but I can say pretty definitively that this was ugly as fuck even back then.

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I have never played Morrowind.

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>tornado sirens are blaring
ITS ALL OVER BOYS

ILL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE

IF THIS IS MY LAST POST I LOVE YOU ALL

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so long space cowboy

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goodnight sweet plants

You'll be fine bro. Just get the ruby slippers and tap your heels after the storm's over.

>tfw no Panhard

i think his internet went out. That or his apartment got fucked over

it was only a matter of time before a /dixie/ regular was killed by a tornado

at least we got a goodbye message

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>WW3 is starting
>Still makes /dixie/ thread
I admire your resilience, user

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>ww3 is going to start over syria

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Crap, I thought it was a joke. Is stuff actually going down?

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>WW4 is going to start over the Epsilon IV Asteroid Mining Array

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>ww3
hahahaha

if somethings gonna happen i just want it to happen already so i don't have to hear about it anymore

want a nuke in my ass tbqh

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just b urself

Whats it like to be a manlet and trying to get girls?

it's harder since a lot of girls are taller than me

there was a girl in my high school who was 6'2. She basically just had to give up on finding a guy taller than her so she ended up going out with this 5'7ish guy

I respected them for putting up with the bantz they constantly received about it

tfw no amazon gf to climb like jack and the giant beanstalk

I won't even date girls that are as short as you.

i was in a similar situation and never received banter about our height discrepancy. why were you guys so superficial?

youtube.com/watch?v=W97Hztb6_5I

i doubt you'll ever get to date a girl lmao

t. khv

uh i kissed a girl in kindergarten and i've had 1 hug from a non family member in 8th grade

so, uh, back off?

I didn't go to St. Jesus's School for Astoundingly Well-Behaved Teenagers Who Never Tease Each Other like you I guess

>not getting that primo robotics sloot pussy

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>racing sh*taking
>he governs at 75
Adios

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what?

delete this image its shit

>sh*taking
Sorry, I was trying to be racist

>not appreciating a good-image

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>black client asks to fuck my wife
>say okay, but with strict guidelines about my viewership
>locks me out of the room when he fucks her
hate when black clients do this. reported him to the site admins so his profile gets taken down

this infidel dares insult the Prophet(PBUH)

lmao im a atheist who believes in space aliens (not mormons)

damn!!!

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File with the BBB
Don't enable it

w-what

*replies to myself*

gonna become a trap

okay

based vance

>north korea and iran
I-i don't think thats our vance

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any give their life for the southern cause men in?

*puts knapsack on my back*

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I see the devil has come to georgia

youtube.com/watch?v=yPUzxMnmhkQ&list=RDg2ZvIe7Iia8&index=7

Got 'er done

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>he can't spell "pen"
This one actually made me laugh.

>anime

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>images for ants

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Belarus is /dixie/

slavs are a people after the Dixon's heart

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Weak

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gn dixie

This is random but I want to thank that one Dixie user who helped me with info on the South a few month ago for a a trade/hard of hearing user who was potentially looking into moving to the South. Thank you for answering all my questions

no problem bud

Just slapped a Yankee candle out of my Mom's hands.

I don't think my family's ever bought those. Scented candles, yeah, but not those specifically.

I wish i was in Dixie

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And kill that Yankee soldier ?

A little gift from me to you.

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Wow, page 10.

correct

not in favor of bombing Syria, but holy shit did we make Putin look weak.

what happened

Putin made it sound like if we did this then it would cause a World War. It's been like 14 hours and they still haven't done shit besides call a UN security council meeting. Russia just got exposed as a paper tiger that can't do anything to protect their interests abroad.

i'm seeing that they're claiming that they shot down like 70% of the missiles like they did with the Homs strike

T-I-G-E-R-S

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>did you know that Russia has H-O-M-S?
I would just assume that both the US and Russian figures for shot-down missiles are wrong and the answer is probably like 20% or less.

top kek

I can buy that

plantway still isn't online so I'm going to assume that he's rip in kill

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