You wake up tomorrow to this

>you wake up tomorrow to this

what do?

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> what CAN you do

Die in the flash since I live at or near ground zero.

>this

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proceed to my every-morning masturbation and do-nothing till my pre-sleep masturbation

I live in city where based our tu95 and tu160, so if americunts will nuke us, firstly they try to nuke me.
I thinking this sometimes. Do not know what to do, but i think the death will be fast and comrades will avenge for us.

Take pictures and upload them. Maybe I get lots of (You)s.

So two is actually not enough?

shitpost on Jow Forums about yanks being blown up

> neutralland
> thinking of nukeing

proceed as normal, and also this

Hallo, city of Angels=)

Die just because we happen to be next to someone who started a war for the jews we didn't participate in.

I hope Russia remembers we aren't involved.

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Hello, comrade.

why didn't I take Spanish

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their track record shows that they'll rape and murder you all equally, involved or not

I'm on a military base right now, I won't even see the flash.

bombs don't discriminate race, creed or nation

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yes hokuto no ken universe will exist, sieg ken-oh

We've dodged two world wars so far, so whatever. Rest assured that when the bombs come for you, we'll be feeling really bad about it.

*Build that wall*

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Tы из Энгнльca?

April 28

oh no no no no no
not your roleplay again...

Pядoм, чepeз мocт тoлькo пepeeхaть.

Die by the heat wave. Now that I think about it, If this happens My death will be slow and painful.

Feels bad tbhwy.

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Quickly convert to Christianity so that I get away with all my sins :^)

>retards unironically thinking that bombing some random sandnigger country is enough to start WW3

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It could have if those bombs killed russians, thankfully they did not.

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Bosnia isn't a sandnigger country

>inb4

0 knowledge of history and geography. The fucking state of americans on Jow Forums.

Go to 4chinz qnd shitpost all day

Any irrelevant shit can be casus belli, like killing one man "started" WW1

start living varg style i suppose

Well let's see, probably fucking die

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even dumber shit has set off wars before

it wasn't just some random bloke and it was in the middle of every world power, wary of their neighbour, in an arms race. Not even comparable to the modern day

Clap my hands

Serbia is not bosnia retarded mutt

>kill crown price of a great power
>irrelevant shit

That would be so fucking cool

i WOULD LOVE EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT COUNTRY THEY'RE FROM

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That happened in Sarajevo you retarded Hun