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hambaga edition

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first for nep

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I SAID A GOOD EDITION

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Third for leafs BTFO

oops my bad

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Shit edition, use

More like ASSterisk because it's so ass.

>2 people made /cum/ threads before mine
im such a failure

>ywn experience yuri
why even live

How 2 go back to 2012?

OwO
I used to have a bisexual friend who told me about her crazy lesbian adventures. It was pretty fun desu.

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any domestic abuse stories?

Also not good

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No, but she told me one time she and her gf masturbated while her sister was sleeping next to them.

hot

Discuss

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Egyptian counterpoint

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CUTE

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listening to a furry talk about bee sex but I think you already knew that

Your prescription has arrived /cum/

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who /bullyhunter/ here??

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>BULLY HUNTER_77 has joined the server

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>British police
>all those arguments
gud thred

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GO HOME GAMER GIRL

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whyd he do it

Cows are unironically sweet and loving animals.
Having one just munching on grass on my lawn is my life goal 2bh

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>Youtube makes millions off this guy
>he offends normies
>cut off all his revenue
>every time he posts something mildly controversial now Youtube will temporarily suspend his ad revenue
We are going to go full cyberpunk in the future tbqh

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this song is so fucking good bros...
youtube.com/watch?v=jXg0vM3_1o0
it's like 6 minutes just goes by in a breeze

use to stay weeks at my grandpas cow/pig farm ama

What breed of cows

i dont know the exact breed but he also had beef cattle

One year one of the cows had a baby and I spent like 3 days with it and then one night it disappeared and my grandpa said it died in the poop pit

did you fuck em?

Poop lol

no i was a child

did he diddle you?

no my family isnt that fucked up but he did have a really cool water bed first and only one ive ever seen in real life till this day

Poop lmao

>absolutely shitfaced alone in my room for the 4th night in a row

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POOP ASS

Peeeeewwwwppppp

Nigga welcome to the club.

morning, fuccbois

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life is GOOD

I used to like nutter butters until I ate them whilst sick and now I can't stand them

>fuccbois
no wonder youre not getting laid

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pop open that old faithful bottle of fine scotch /cum/, and pour yourself a drink

here's to starting world war 3

I'm a vodka boi

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As long as I can watch from the sidelines

Dad just got a copyright notice for some normalfag movie. I guess he's getting sued.

t. fuccboi

i wish my dad was as cool as yours
imagine being a pirate

>t. fuccboi

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whats with his fucking neck

My nips itch

I legit have no idea how this works. If the ISP sends a notice do you get sued? He's like 70 and has no idea.

im sorry you have breast cancer

>>t. fuccboi

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No it's just a notice.

YOOOOO
SATAN

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nah he should be fine, just use a vpn and stuff if you're pirating shit

I get notices from comcast all the time for downloading a couple albums or a game, they don't really do shit just tell you somewhat politely/professionally to stop doing it desu

I wouldn't worry about it

For all the times I downloaded illegal porn off torrent websites I never had a notice.

Hello RCMP~

no
companies inform your ISP of the infraction, the ISP then warns you
depending on the ISP the warnings might actually mean something (ie, after 3 warnings you get cutoff), but some never act on it unless you're a real copyright uploader going at it 24/7 with 1 Gb/s uploads

Ok. I'll set him up with a VPN in the future. Finding all the movies he wants to watch is hard for him now that the last rental store in his town closed.
Ok good, thanks I was kind of worried he would blame me for showing him torrents.

TELL YOUR FUCKING DAD TRANNY PORN IS GAY

I thought that was all on Tor? I feel they wouldn't send a notice for that and just arrest you.

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>Tor
Tor is the biggest FBI/NSA/RCMP honeypot. I'm pretty sure the first second you log into it you're being monitored, thanks to Ross Ulbricht.

porn is too smalltime to care

I'm sorry for not being an expert on illegal porn.

just a reminder this """"italy""" """irish"""" """"californian"""""" is a closet homo

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>Ross Ulbricht.
dang this nigga got life without parole just for some drugs
the world ain't fair bros...

Didn't he get that for calling in hitmen on his business partners?

well its hard to tell when you crop just the head, jackass

""Ok""

It's fine, I wasn't trying to be a dick brah.

Yeah, when you think pedos get like 5 years of jail, Ross got it pretty hard on him. Poor guy honestly.

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excuses start pouring in

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Doesn't really look like a 100% legit female even with the head my bud

t. saves traps on his computer

Please stop looking at CP it's not good for you!

looks like that never got added to thelist of indictments

Americans can't even afford milk.

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y/n placer need your input

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>he doesnt have have hundreds of gay anime pictures saved

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COMMIES

>Anime

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how did you get this pic of me

Gello friends
Stay safe :^)

some of you guys are alright

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>CP
Nah, I don't browse /b/.

Gello indeed

So stay out of Florida next thursday

who let the poo out

POO, POO POO

pinkos-b-gone

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