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good

Is that why you're completely dependent on us for protection? You don't even have NATO behind you gimps.

Let's talk about the fact that you're a virgin

Why does the US drop so many bombs, are they clumsy? haha

lads, its syria

the opening move in modern sexual intercourse should be to begin sucking her dick

Ah, the Myspace angle. Very impressive.

i'm only a virgin physically mentally i've had sex

haven't seen thailad lately, where is he?

hey you joining the war or what?

Putin is literally taking on the entire west by himself. There isn't a single western leader who could be put in his position and have the success he's had

I dropped 26,171 gallons of semen inside your mom in 2016

youtube.com/watch?v=fDW0IE-EgCs
Alex is on another level.

only thing to talk about is that i'm 32 5'5 look like an asymetrica deigo riveria and never had any girl express interest in me even when i was a social perosn

Every weekend I say right I'm going to read 100 pages today then I end up wanking for hours

he lost to vietlad in a fight

me

lmaoooooo nigga go make me some breakfast and I’ll think about a border deal

why would you even have a rat in a cage to begin with?

The Queen just punched Theresa May, turn on BBC!

Bookmark the 25 of april in your diary, there you'll see me posting under the glorious medbull flag

peng

pfm

I've got 1000 hours in HoI4 I'd fucking wipe the floor with Putin.

To quell his rage

how do u wank for hours dont u get bored?

Corbyn must be furious

engrossing myself in classical literature

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Can’t get more political than honoring the flag. A flag of infamy I might add, if you know our history: atomic incineration, napalming kids and washing countries w/herbicides, over throwing elected governments, pretending we’re a democracy..

>hoi4
>not hoi3

uhh sweetie....

looks a real page turner, all 40 of them

milos foreman dead rest in power brother

Is there a British equivalent of Alex Jones?
Shan't be disclosing the Australian equivalent it's too embarrassing

1000 is 3 as well.

would hat you but you're not worth the effort

>not Darkest Hour with NWO mod

cannae believe anyone woudl be stupid enough to buy such a clearly antiintellectual text

wish one of them would land on me

david icke, in to all this "lizard people run the world" and shit

He's quite well off, so he can afford to publish his own books, I worked in a library for a while and we had a few, they never went out for some reason, can't imagine why tbf

sauce?

how do I get youtube to stop recommending me ben fucking shapiro videos all the time? I haven't even watched a single video of his at ant point so I don't know why they even do it

Erm its called natural selection sweetie try reading darwin sometime x

>Shan't be disclosing the Australian equivalent it's too embarrassing
oh, go on

he plays at the local cricket club see it most weeks

Not really that many.

who would win?
>ruthless ex kgb agent
or
>a mentally ill real estate mogul
>a vicars daughter
>a well educated french granny shagger

>liberals slapped down there in 12pt times new roman
where the christ did you pick up this gem?

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There's a not-interested button

YT leads everyone to more polarised videos. It's not just you. Some professor wrote an article about it

no is not because of your watch history it's just what people look to

He's unironically right
youtube.com/watch?v=_t3POfNbx6M

see him*

me in the pub last night

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Ben Shapiro DESTROYS Irishman's Youtube Recommended List

I once tried to commit suicide by train. I went to the train tracks and got on facebook live with hopes of getting on the heralded bestgore. com. Unfortunately I was unsuccessful in killing myself just like I am at everything else in life. What happened was a Dominican/Congo nigga named manuel rodriguez domingo was watching the live stream and proceeded to head towards my location to save me. When he got there the train was just about to hit me. I saw his massive congo penis which was bigger than the train itself flaccid. He turned to me as he flopped his penis onto the train tracks to stop the train, he said I've been following you online for along time and find you attractive. After that his penis proceeded to turn hard and ittore the train in half. He then turned his penis towards me and split my asshole in half.

youtube is a normie grooming program.

Ben Shapiro DESTROYS poor leukimia patient until he DIES(1080P)

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*blushes* n-no

what illnesses is he suffering from?

love when a girl touches my cock
wouldn't expect the virgin freaks itt to understand

Living a sexless life turns you into one of Harlows monkeys

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_of_despair

After 30 days, the "total isolates", as they were called, were found to be "enormously disturbed". After being isolated for a year, they barely moved, did not explore or play, and were incapable of having sexual relations. When placed with other monkeys for a daily play session, they were badly bullied. Two of them refused to eat and starved themselves to death

The monkeys would spend the first day or two trying to climb up the slippery sides. After a few days, they gave up. Harlow wrote, "most subjects typically assume a hunched position in a corner of the bottom of the apparatus. One might presume at this point that they find their situation to be hopeless."[10] Stephen J. Suomi, another of Harlow's doctoral students, placed some monkeys in the chamber in 1970 for his PhD. He wrote that he could find no monkey who had any defense against it. Even the happiest monkeys came out damaged. He concluded that even a happy, normal childhood was no defense against depression.

uhh tone down the antisemitism alright?

26,000 isn't a lot. The Syrian Air Force drops about ~10,000 barrel bombs a year alone.

How multicultural is Bolton

yes because women are supposed to be promiscuous so you like it when they're not

Since the story already has multiple plotlines tangled together like a bowl of spaghetti, my brain was constantly overheating from the detail overload. However, we were able to work in surprising turns of events that can only be done in sci-fi works, so I am very satisfied with the end product of this added story.

>He wrote that he could find no monkey who had any defense against it. Even the happiest monkeys came out damaged.

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post seafaring songs

youtube.com/watch?v=Hyhiqq-FzDU
youtube.com/watch?v=CXAYkgmqOR8
youtube.com/watch?v=EfaOimkWCX0

haha fuckinel what kind of rag is this

Poo shart willy cunt bum

woke up, smoked a spliff while walking to starbucks and got a venti americano

starting the day the right wayv

Is there any point in NATO or the UN when Britain, France and the USA can just do whatever we want? Nobody can stop us lmao

perhaps the most depressing edition of Monkey News

My Nazi fetish makes my boyfriend uncomfortable. I NEED ADVICE. You appear to be experienced in these matters, so I'll give this a try. My boyfriend told me that he finds my Irma Grese/Ilse Koch-style Third Reich dominatrix costumes to be disturbing; he seems reluctant to participate in Lebensborn roleplaying and even Auschwitz guard/ male prisoner roleplaying. He also suggested gently that I take down the Hitler Youth propaganda posters that are currently hanging over my bed. Is Nazism a 'turnoff'? If so, why?

filtered! x

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um nato and the un are basicly ran by those countrie

*goes on Jow Forums*

>This is literally 5D chess, it was a kabuki missile strike! Trump arranged this with the Russians and the Syrians to save face after Israel organised the false flag gas attack! Syrians moved all their important hardware away from where the missiles landed days ago!

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>us
ok sweaty. Just like a dog talking it's owner for a walk haha

Can you give us a Woof Woof?

do something interesting

Was (stupidly) smoking a joint in the smoking area of a club the other night with a mate and got kicked out.

Is a language a material force?

have heard this story before but only now do i understand

Why doesn't America just legalise mass shootings?

Firstly, it's a distinctive point of national and cultural identity. Mass shootings are an iconic event in the USA. We can say "there was a mass shooting today" and you already know with reasonable certainty which nation it happened in. It's comparable to saying "someone was beheaded yesterday"; to say which region it occurred in is essentially redundant due to it being a proud allusive icon of the geographic area. Like poor education and glorified obesity, it would be delusional to pretend mass shootings are not a unique figure of national heritage to stand out among other Western nations. As such, it should be legalised or at least decriminalised in order to preserve this cultural tradition.

Secondly, due to the criminal nature of the act and the large jail terms attached to it, most perpetrators end up committing suicide after partaking in the shooting. It is clear from the past statistics that criminal punishment will not prevent this crime, but will instead lead to increased suicide rates and compound the already disturbing incarceration rate in the "land of the free". Both these figures can be mediated through the decriminalisation of mass killings.

Finally, it seems as if the act of a mass shooting is, in a perverse sense, a symbol of unity and bonding that can provide common ground for the traditionally severe dichotomy of Christianity and Islam. Through the extremist acts of killing innocent peoples committed by both these groups, the American people may finally come to realise that the true issue is not which merciless, jealous God you worship, but rather how much of a delusional schizophrenic you are. This moment of epiphany has the power to break down traditional barriers and allow you, as a nation, to advance to the first world and begin considering more important issues.

It just seems as if legalising mass shootings is the right thing to do.

What country is this again? I swear Australia slips my mind every time haha what am i like xx

no it's a verbal force

youtube.com/watch?v=ET9cnj3RfRU

Required viewing

yes its a material force

It's a mate real force.

my nuts are a material force