Only countries with STRONG militaries can post ITT.
Invited: the US, France, Britain, China, Israel, India, Pakistan
Not invited: Everyone else
/mil/
First.
Hahaha Japan's not invited.
*invites himself*
You have to go.
What the hell military action has Finland done in the past decade?
JSDF can still take down Godzilla.
Remembering Belaya Squirt
but Finland does have a strong military
some countries' armed forces actually focus on defending their country instead of constantly starting shit around the world
Hello boys
If you're always on the defense and never on the offense you will never be able to project your power.
Learn to military politics.
Pakistan can still take down India.
pls kill me
Sure they can.
Finland's military is strong enough to take down Norway or Germany, yes.
But it's level is not high enough to take down a behemoth like Britain or France, let alone United States or China.
It has to several layers of buffer zones to go through before it reaches that status. Sorry.
*resolves conflict in Syria*
*kills all US funded terrorists*
Nothin personelle
How the mighty have fallen.
Your military size is knowingly weakened by outside forces.
You should wake up and rise again.
GERMANY SHOULD RISE AGAIN!!!
Privet
Finland couldn't do shit even against Norway or Germany in offensive
But their an excellent defensive army, something every country should focus on.
>implying the Finns ever attempted to be able to invade other countries
No need, you do a good enough job on your own
>But their
they're
Rise again motherfucker.
I lol’ed
What the fuck France? Britain? I can't believe you so cucked by US.
Since today i hope France and Britain will be fucked by ISIS many times in future and as hard as Allah can. You so love and protect terrorism/multiculturalism me is waitnig new atack on you.
Je suis europe.
Their soldiers are more experienced and trained than India's.
1 Pakistani gunman is the equivalent of 10 Indian elite special operatives.
Dude that English you wrote is bad.
we're essentially still a vassal of the US and our military is currently a mercenary unit designed to support wherever the US or France wants us to help a bit with their overseas interests
>includes France
>doesn't include Germany
Congratulations you're retarded
Hello dear bitch lasagna show bob and vegan plz I sex u rape u next week?
>be American
>pretend to fight terrorists for 5 years
>oy vey, we're trying! *bombs the sand and governmental forces*
>pitiful r*ssoid force of 2 old soviet planes steps in
>terrorists destroyed in 6 months
Wow, amazing! What was that?
your military actually has some power projection capability and a nuclear deterrent. We don't.
>i hope France and Britain will be fucked by ISIS many times in future and as hard as Allah can
we know
Finland would win against Germany and Norway combined armed with only vodka bottles and kitchen knives. The fact that they never invaded Germany or Norway is because they have no interest in doing so since they're always drunk and too busy abusing Poles.
Okay
Please invade
>includes nuclear powers with a lot of projection all over the world
>doesn't include a national defense force
yes he's so retarded...
Because "muh civilians".
*offers Russia a bottle of hard liquor*
You can have the vodka, or you can have the molotov cocktail. Choose wisely, Mikhael Ivanovich.
Those are some bicc boobies. Let me feel them to see if they are real or else I will choke you the fuck out.
*drinks Molotov cocktail and breaks a vodka bottle on your head*
WE WUZ SLAVS
Dude stop, you’re freaking me out.
*whispers*
Fucking weirdo
*invites myself*
haha fuck you. Also you only mentioned cunts with nukes, while cunts like Spain, Italy, Sweden, Finland, Norway and a few others have decent militaries as well.
Why do you all suck at military rations ?
An army march on her stomach, might as well make it the best part of the day
Having a nuke, and not just having it but having other countries recognize that you are a nuclear power *coughs* (looks at North Korea) is tantamount to having a successful military.
It's like a failsafe option in a game where if you lose, you can still activate worldwide armageddon and make the whole world lose by nuking Antartica, where there are no missile defense systems in place thus causing sea levels to rise and flooding the entire world making it uninhabitable for 95% of the population.
As other countries recognize you have this capability, they also recognize that it is in their best interest you do not lose the game.
New r*ssian military rations are pretty good, I tried them out a few months ago
>Why do you all suck at military rations ?
t.
It was also reported that Norwegian fighters along with Danish fighters had bombed the most targets in Libya in proportion to the number of planes involved.
We STRONG!!!!
Were any of them responsible for Gaddafi's death though?
Chinas military, is it just zerg rush training?
I don't think have a nuclear bomb alone will make other cunts "recognize" you by having that capability. Norks still don't have nuclear power energy or nuclear subs, which they'll prolly never be able to.
I believe we're called as daddy's puppet nation
I hope pic related happen soon
Ok, I'll stop. But only because there's a pretty girl here and I don't want to scare her away.
>did you just call denmark weak?
>*invade your country*
FUCK YOU SLANT
British Army rations are without exaggeration some of the best food you'll ever have. Especially the cooked dinner ones.
We just need another paki who loves china now
Kind of already knew lad, and you’re not helping our relations either.
France has been trying for years to be at least a bit neutral to keep good relations with Russia but you know what? Fuck it
You’re not making any efforts whatsoever
Good fuck Japan
The people killed him themselves remember?
india > pakistan
Have you ever experienced a zerg rush? It's terrifying.
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
NOW YOU FUKED UP
YOU HAVE FUKCED UP NOW
YOU CROSSED THE LINE
PREPARE FOR YOUR ULTIMATE DEMISE
Yes, but American and French planes were responsible for destroying his convoy.
I believe you.
Anyone could have done that after the GREAT and AMAZING job Norwegian fighters did.
That's true.
Thank you, Norwegian fighters.
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timanese square massacre 1989
Didn't one of your tanks get a tread blown off in Afghanistan, and as a consequence your armoured corps was down to 75% strength?
Considering the Netherlands liberated the USA and conquered the UK and defeated invasions from France I think we belong here.
Because the US doesn't tend to favor long-term field operations. You usually get fed at your local garrison instead. Rations are only for when you're going to be out for a few days at a time.
A friend of mine who was in Iraq said they got steak and lobster once a month lol
What's the biggest bomb ur cunt has?
We researched and developed thermobaric bombs in the 80s but we treat them like Israel treats its nukes, so we don't know much about them.
en.wikipedia.org
>india > pakistan
hahahaha
Thank you for invitation
>Invited: Pakistan
feelsgoodman
When two piles of shit collide, the larger pile of shit will inevitably come out on top.
Hello :)
>Amerikkka wants to destroy THIS
Wtf is wrong with you mutts?
Their Tornado jets currently can't fly at night, so.
Well yeah, what if they wake up people during their night ?
It might stop them from wörk