Germany, what the fuck is wrong with your toilets?

Germany, what the fuck is wrong with your toilets?

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>German engineering

> t nordoid who cant even flush

You're supposed to use the poop scissors and play with your shit. Wouldn't be possible if you just shat into water now would it? Scat is after all the german way.

The nice thing is you can sit on those and flush without the water touching your balls, I got suprised when I shat and flushed on a friends modern toilet once.
The bad thing is, that when you have sticky shit that has formed a great heap, flushing might not push it over the waterfall edge sonyou have to nudge it a bit with the toilet scrubber at the right moment.

Taking a look at our fresh shit is an important part of our days.

>flushing might not push it
Lay a carpet of toilet paper on the shelf before you shit and she will glide on over.

I will try, thanks!!

>flushing might not push it over the waterfall edge
Just use your tongue bro

>he likes poop water splashing up his butt

What the fuck is wrong with that orange poop?

So die Deutsche Frau can call in her Hansi and he can masturbieren seine Schwanz

who /squatsontheloo/ here?

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Its a sausage

i can't sit on the bog i get bad 'roids
squat on the seat and it shoots out like a hot dog down a wind tunnel

patrician

i squat but im afraid the toilet is gonna break

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What's wrong with that toilet?

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>you can sit on those and flush without the water touching your balls
Do people not stand up before flushing?

git gud

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