/brit/
>60 posts before the bump limit
janneth shall not be happeth
me thinks those crosses are ironic
You can tell how Christian someone is by the amount of crosses they bear.
Of course this is a physical process, and not just a conceptual one. It isn't the least bit contradictory for Bornstein to insist both that gender is an arbitrary social construction, and yet that eir own transformation needed to be accomplished materially, with the help of medical procedures. It's the flesh, after all, that suffers under the weight of these constructions; and it is in the intimate folds of the flesh that we may best discover the wherewithal to resist. Hormone treatments, mammoplasty, and penile inversion are all parts of the grand experiment. We must learn to refit our organs for new uses; as Deleuze and Guattari say, it's all a matter of bodies and their flows. Often quite literally so. Bornstein recalls one moment during the surgery, when "the urethral opening is pushed over to the side, so you don't know in which direction you're going to pee... So when I sat down to pee, it shot straight up in the air, and I was like, 'Oh nooooooooo!'" Isn't it in much this same way that the musicians of My Bloody Valentine recast the potential of their musical instruments? Unexpected noises shoot off in all directions. It's like a penile inversion performed upon the guitar. That great boy-fetish-object of rock is detourned from its usual macho gestures and rhythms. Synthesizers, too, are demasculinized, made to float loose from their typical Gothic or industrial trappings. It's what you actually hear that counts, not how it was made, or who owns it, or what it all means. Kevin and Bilinda revel in the sheer density and variety of sounds that their instruments are able to produce. Why restrict ourselves, after all, to so few, and to such narrowly gendered, erogenous zones? Sound effects are to be fooled around with, just like sex toys. Don't be intimidated, don't follow rules, just mix and match your own.
Rivers of Blood programme tonight has been cancelled by BBC Radio 4
wow he really wants to have that swarthy thot as op pic
Only wear designer, esskeetit (ooh!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (ooh!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (chyeah!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (yuh, X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch (ooh), yeah
And I got a new deal (ooh!)
Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (ooh!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (ooh!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (poppin' on X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch
And I got a new deal (yuh, yuh!)
JANNIES GONNA FREAK
>meet up with tinder date
>she's at least 50lbs over what she looks like in her pictures
Rate the doggo.
Post your SADDEST choons
damn yes, my northern line is running
peng little line runs far to morden man that's something
runt hunt
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT RUNT HUNT RUNT HUNT RUNT HUNT
*blows conch*
AAAWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
*war drums start up*
AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
day off tomorrow gonna get a sunbed
going to go for this look
been there done that
any autism man want to play a gave a civilization?
specifically Freeciv
freeciv.org
is that a pitbull?
nigger
*ears prick up*
*skitters off into my burrow*
No a Staffordshire bull terrier.
could have just said moni is peng
okay BOOM! skr-raaaaa bam boom okay you done now?
WE'VE GOT OUR FIRST KILL OF THE DAY GENTLEMEN
*smears myself with war paint and pounds my chest*
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
It's a staffie innit
pits are banned in the entire commonwealth
petolog.com
>German humour
BASED.
Just change your neurochemical process bro
post peng sexy chavvy slag girls m8
pitts and staffies are the same shit
/arelad/
>Heat death theory is plausible
Hahahahahaha you fucking retards never cease to amaze me
rearranging my dopamine receptors
might dye my hairs aswell
eating some avocado on toast
honestly very nice
k'noath
Bendré
got 3 lasses messaging me yet I am alone on a Saturday night
This is the face of heroism
bet you complain you cant afford water millenial scum
Yank
our problems are structural not down to individual agency. that's why it's ludicrous to blame a global conspiratorial committee of jews, jesuits, masons, lizardmen or bilderbergs
Can't complain about not being able to afford a flat if you go around eating avocado toast
Best sam hyde video is the yale uni one. A simple fact to brighten your day
What's he listening to do you reckon?
the ledge
Far from simply exalting cultural difference, we might do better to ask why human cultures aren't more diverse than in fact they are. From a biological standpoint, our sex lives are exceedingly dreary. Other organisms are far more inventive. Consider, for instance, the bedbug (Cimex lectularius). The males of this species fuck by stabbing and puncturing their conspecifics' abdomens. Every copulation is a wound. The victims of these aggressions, males and females alike, are permanently scarred; and they carry their rapists' sperm in their circulatory systems for the rest of their lives. As Howard Ensign Evans puts it: "the image of a covey of bedbugs disporting themselves in this manner while waiting for a blood meal--copulating with either sex and at the same time nourishing one another with their semen--makes Sodom seem as pure as the Vatican." Even Sade never imagined such a scenario. No Californian cult of the self here! We humans should be thankful that bedbugs regard us not as sex partners, but only as food. --But if all this penetration seems too obnoxiously macho, then consider instead the whiptail lizard (Cnemidophorus uniparens) of the American Southwest. This species is parthenogenetic: it consists entirely of females, who reproduce without any need for sperm. But that doesn't stop them from engaging in "pseudocopulation": they mount and thrust at one another, variously adopting what in other species would be considered 'masculine' and 'feminine' roles. Though no genetic material is actually exchanged, this gender role-playing has real physiological and reproductive effects: animals who have pseudocopulated are far more fertile than those who have not. "Simulated" sexual acts produce measurable hormonal changes. Drag performance is essential to these lizards' life cycle.
jews are out to get me lads
me trying to do something
extremely English face
in awe of his phenotype
match of the day opening song
baaa
absolute unit
>another bioshock
hmmm
Lads slow down I'm still reading this
And who crafted the structure? hmmmmmmm
Who allows it to persist? Who prevents it from crumbling? hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Rate my doggo.
more peng slags please
this is the man who saved england
take a good long look lads
Such delightful or gruesome anecdotes fill the pages of natural history. Where did we ever get the strange idea that nature--as opposed to culture--is ahistorical and timeless? We are far too impressed by our own cleverness and self-consciousness. But "human sex," Lynn Margulis and Dorion Sagan remind us, "is just one example among thirty million or more kinds of sex." We need to stop telling ourselves the same old anthropocentric bedtime stories. "Man is a recent invention," as Foucault insists; the history of sexuality long predates our all-too-human concerns. Margulis and Sagan trace its prehuman genealogy. Sexuality first appeared in the world as a form of primordial cannibalism. In the anaerobic earth of three and a half billion years ago, terrorist bacteria preyed relentlessly on one another. Every random encounter was fraught with violence and danger. Cells continually penetrated and devoured other cells. "Everywhere poisonous mixtures seethed in the depths of bodies; abominable necromancies, incests, and feedings were elaborated" (Deleuze). But at some point, a certain aggressor cell had an attack of indigestion. Its victim's DNA resisted digestive breakdown. Instead, it continued to manufacture proteins in its new environment of alien cytoplasm. No cellular reproduction had occurred, yet a new, monstrous hybrid was born: the first sexual being, the first infection. The universal feeding frenzy was transformed into a delirious erotic intermingling: "cannibalism became fertilization, and meiosis was forced to evolve" (Margulis and Sagan). And that's why plants and animals have gonads today. It's also why our cells are stuffed with organelles: mitochondria that let us breathe oxygen, chloroplasts that plants use to photosynthesize. These are all contingent effects of unplanned, miscegenetic encounters: the evolutionary fallout of prokaryotic sex.
cursed/10
ALL HAIL DOGGO
His only good ones were the bathroom mirror series
youtube.com
youtube.com
brap brap skeng skrrt
Post the soy dog. A humble request
"let refugees in"
t. your ice cream
doggo posters are usually smarter than kot posters
any zuck man in?
it's not made. it emerges from the combination of parts . there isn't anyone who works like an engineer with access too cranks to turn it up or down
might as well be asking who made evolution
screaming
Microscopic sexuality is indeed no fantasy. Margulis and Sagan gleefully detail the "fluid promiscuity" of bacteria, the conjoining and communication of their bodies, a perpetual orgy that puts all eukaryotic sexuality to shame. "Bacterial cells donate and receive genes in the form of viruses and plasmids all the time": there's no clear distinction between copulation and infection. Bacteria also have no fixed gender; they engage in a continual "travesty of transvestism," repeatedly trading "fertility factors" back and forth. Bacterial DNA is easily exchanged, transmuted, and recombined, because it floats freely through the cell, rather than being locked up inside a nucleus. Bacteria are as it were 'naturally' decentered; only they experience this decenteredness as something other than the loss or lack of a center. The earth's most primordial inhabitants, they are nonetheless free from any concern about origins, any metaphysical nostalgia or Heideggerian yearning. Our human ontological insecurity is largely a result of our projecting upon the cosmos certain heterosexual male anxieties over procreation and paternity. How stereotypically mammalian! In bacteria, to the contrary, sexuality and reproduction are entirely distinct. They reproduce asexually, by simple fission; they have sex non-reproductively, in a furor of genetic exchange. It took a long and painful evolutionary history, stretching over billions of years, to finally link sex and reproduction together. What a strange conceit, to imagine that this linkage is somehow pre-given or 'natural,' inscribed in the very order of things!
absolute terrific post
who made evolution?
pretty good marketing since only middle class women buy that shit
going to do me some circuits
darwin
got some vod today lads, don't usually treat myself x
black science man
Ughh... uuu.. charles darman?
hume said you can't derive an ought from an is
This is why you couldn't even assimilate your dick into a vagina.
Literally been thinking about it for months, although seeing it written down, I decided to add 'skrrt'
it's how do universe evolved
the state
shall definitely be believing this story
god
clearly didn't happen, she's just taken a photo of a random person on the commute
nobody is bothering him or even looking at him
If you've put money on any horse over 11st then you're a fucking mug
one for you and one from priya
racist
it completely describes the feel that i'm feeling right now