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Standing at the limit of an endless ocean
Stranded like a runaway, lost at sea
City on a rainy day down in the harbour
Watching as the grey clouds shadow the bay
Looking everywhere 'cause I had to find you
This is not the way that I remember it here
Anyone will tell you its a prisoner island
Hidden in the summer for a million years
Great Southern Land, burned you black
So you look into the land and it will tell you a story
Story 'bout a journey ended long ago
Listen to the motion of the wind in the mountains
Maybe you can hear them talking like I do
". . they're gonna betray you, they're gonna forget you
Are you gonna let them take you over that way . ."
Great Southern Land, Great Southern Land
You walk alone, like a primitive man
And they make it work, with sticks and bones
See their hungry eyes, its a hungry home

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cunt

drugs enhance you if used sparingly

>how is selling weed embarrassing? youre grasping at straws here m8
state of this literal child

redpill me on Enoch

don't smoke but got work to do, might buy some ciggies and gatorade

women should all be killed

>The government opposed removing British soldiers from the Suez because he said Nasser would nationalise the canal
>Enoch Powell removed them anyway and immediately Nasser nationalised the canal
>The government opposed sending soldiers to try and reclaim it because he said international pressure would be against Britain and it would come to nothing, greatly embarrassing Britain
>Enoch Powell sent soldiers to try and reclaim the canal anyway, resulting in international pressure being against Britain and the campaign coming to nothing (hugely embarrassing Britain)

Christ he was an idiot

warm out

the eu was our last chance
now we're just a wet little island with a crumbling economy, ridiculous house prices, a depressed, fat, uneducated populous, and no real hope of improvement.
Obama's staff were right to laugh at the idea that their relationship with us is important

trying to stop smoking
havnt had one in a few days

he hated the mandem

sex is boring

That's the spirit! I would gladly join you.
Depends on the drugs.
You can learn a lot on a binge though.

Jow Forums pls

women act the way they do because the threat of violence against them is virtually non existent. that's why its so satisfying to see them get their head split when they try to assault a guy who thinks he won't defend himself

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5om0bXee1C4

he also invented brexit

I just want the girl in work to ask if I want to hang out

fucking horrible ennit

you heard wrong. my city is second only to the netherlands in MD production. back in the day i used to get it for so cheap i sold caps with 100mg for 5 bucks and still made good mint

wtf I love the EU now

I love If You Are The One

Smoking is not addictive.
Saying so is just a promotion.

original poster but fan of this gimmick

Alright lads, don't want to brag but I'm probably one of the best looking people on /brit/

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Thoughts on this chick?
Would you fuck her?

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that opinion is really more Jow Forums than Jow Forums

More like best looking away

If someone offered me drugs I'd me like "nah, I'm cool" because drugs are for losers

i will not sell out the truth

Sign up now boys, we'll be in Moscow by Christmas and you don't want to miss out on the adventure because you're too late to deploy

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Opened this video and clicked my way though it but never let it run for longer than a second at a time so I didn't pick up anything that happened except he was on a unicycle.

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Warm enough to open my window for the first time this year

>everyone cutting their grass
>kids in their gardens screaming
>dogs yapping at each other

I hate society.

Sure

CANZUK is a better idea

yeh mate brussels would fixed all that. skinny people eating yoghurt and speaking french, they'd buy you a big house and all that, teach you something or other, pay you, make britain physically larger, fix the weeather, so onnnn

definetly speed, fucking patrician drug

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Shower sex is overrated and only looks good in the porns

Tried it with my gf and it gets so claustrophobic, the heat from the shower makes the air hot and clammy and you can barely breathe

You look like a literal faggot oh my days.

State of the delusional freaks on this board LMAO

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British standards are pretty low

6/10
yes

fUCK
oFF
fAT
nEURO
tYPICAL

You look like a proper gimpy virgin.

Piss off kid

rummaging

she's cute, got a nice smile
aussies age like milk so wouldn't do anything long term

all of those things are made potentially or actually worse by brexit

stoner anons main guy has expanded his operations into the speed market

How do I avoid the draft, lads?

I refuse to die because some leaders decided to have an argument.

hope that picture isn't you
that person is clearly pushing their jaw out
also that hair is clearly hiding a poor hairline

really wish they'd bring back conscription

lisicki?

>being this butthurt

steady on lads, its pretty unfortunate you aren't as good looking as me

based cat poster

Why do some girls think if they act dumb then laugh it makes them look cute and attractive?

That's a dude

imagine how many people would refuse to join the army

is britain getting smaller mate?

cats are verified reddit animals
dogs are man's best friend

innaloo

pooey

Just had a brilliant idea, if i was in charge of the army I would create a new branch called the Terror Corps or something with its main goal using horrible weapons and tactics to prevent any invasions or war.

I.e use of rape squads, chemical weapons, dirty bombs, etc etc

whatever happened to woof haha

vice city is the best gta

>Briton thinks he can be more handsome than an Icelander
The absolute height of delusion

alri Tojo

What makes you think you would be hard enough?
>I refuse to die
Haha wake up.

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*joins the Russian foreign legion*
видeть вac пpoигpaвшими нa пoлe битвы

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would still give it them her she him a proper in-out
*raises hand for high five*

Sounds like you're part of the retard corps

>Northern Ireland
>Scottish Independence
both real possibilities, so yes

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got some proper soy boy glasses and my tinder matches have significantly increased

>UK flag
this country does not have the draft so there's no need for concern

youtube.com/watch?v=spiFjP2LXrU classic ngl

me and my gf

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guys i think vietlad has joined the Russian foreign legion

met a fuck buddy on tinder
how does that make you feel ?

you look fine but your haircut is gay af

This "precision strike on chemical weapons" shit is bogus. They're hitting Damascus. It's not precision. They are targeting the regime. They won't go in on the ground, but they will weaken the regime every time they are about to win to prolong the war. Absolute evil.

i would happily join up, joining the reserves in september anyway

Business idea to spice up the olympics lads: a purely endurance-based event, such as 'how long can you tread water'

>feelings
lmao what am i 13?

don't like icelandic posters, only group along with swiss that I can say 100% would throttle all of them IRL if I got the chance

oh boy she looks like she walks all over his bollocks in stilettos

Me hanging from the wall like a mentalist

good for you I suppose

dunno why you think I care much

would you marry a non virgin?

used to be some pretty good icelanders
don't know where they went

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virgins

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Oh you should care mate, you should care: the fuckbuddy is you

could fucking heem any of you i am fucking god bow down to me

baaaaahahaha she's so right!