Germany to the west

>Germany to the west
>Russia to the east
>Sweden to the north
>Ottoman Empire to the south

can you think of a better strategic location for a peaceful country?

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Very peaceful. Just chimpout against Russians and Germans for hundred years until their empire gets dismantled lmao.

>peaceful

should have allied with Austria & Spain in the 30 Years War. Would have made the following centuries less hard.
they were mostly peaceful. Or what are you trying to say?

You took the first step against us

they invaded Russia to put a puppet tsar on the throne
several times

I'm jelly tßh. You guys must have some top tier genes.

link?

>peaceful

we were never ''peaceful'' we simply rarely had the time to oppress others properly

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>>Germany to the west
>>Russia to the east

Sounds like somebody is getting partitioned and divided, again. That would be the 5th time I believe?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_of_Troubles

>Poland
>peaceful
if you are so peaceful then why did you kill Ukrainian peasants and then started the Holocaust?

Thanks

>3 countries zerg rush us at our weakest point
>haha so stronk! XD

confirms that germanics and ruskies can only fight if they have numbers on their side

you helped us

>Enormous bands of brigands swarmed everywhere. Tens of thousands died in battles and riots. On 17–19 March 1611, the Polish and German mercenaries suppressed riots in Moscow. They massacred 7,000 Muscovites and set the city on fire.[8] Many other cities were also devastated or weakened. For example, on 22 September 1612, the Poles and Lithuanians exterminated the population and clergy of Vologda.

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actually, we germans prefere to fight when the odds are against us

Thanks for saving Europe in 1683 at Vienna though, you did us a solid.

we dindu nuffin, those were mercenaries

>us
we both know you're a nigger

that was mainly Germans

they did not have to rush anything
Poland was failing because of shit politics, where king had no power at all
Russia, Austria and Prussia were paying poor nobles to veto everything
Nobles did not care about fighting anymore and Poland was keeping like 10,000 soldiers, while Russia had 500,000

You mean fighting in Russia during winter?

what's wrong with neighbouring sweden?

Germans and Austrians were like 60% of the relief forces, but they did not deal the final strike
Sobieski's strategy was, that Germans and Austrians should fight the Ottomans to keep them busy, while Poles went throught the mountains and stroke from Kahlenberg

You're peaceful when you're weak
It's not a matter of where you locate at
If poland is strong Germany will need to deal with poland to the east and France to the west while Italy is going to be it's cute little brother where they'll always fuck you up but you still don't hate them

oh, nothing at all

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deluge_(history)#Destruction_of_the_Commonwealth

>Swedes stole anything they could lay their hands on - windows, stairs, chimneys, sculptures, floors, doors and gates. Most goods were loaded on boats and transported along the Vistula to the Baltic Sea, and then to Sweden. In November 2011, archeologists of the University of Warsaw found app. 70 items (total weight five tons), which probably come from the Warsaw Royal Castle. They sank in the Vistula while being transported to Sweden.
> After the Deluge, the Commonwealth became a "cultural desert". Poland and Lithuania lost 67 libraries and 17 archives. Of all major cities of the country, only Lwów and Gdańsk were not destroyed, and when Swedish soldiers were unable to steal an item, they would destroy or burn it. In ruins were castles, palaces, churches, abbeys, towns and villages. As a result of the Swedish invasion, few pre-Baroque buildings remained in Poland.

whiter than you Pollack

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>runescape
white man confirmed

>literally brown
LMAO

Forces of the HRE held off and weakened the Turks and were close to victory, Poles more or less ended it quicker. And there were Germans in the final charge too.

WW1, WW2, 7-Years War

>runescape
autism confirmed

This. The T*rks were basically down when the mighty Poles finally took part in the battle.
This shitty Poland saved Europe that day meme really needs to die.

Poles fought the Turks before the final cavalry charge too
>It is recorded that the Polish cavalry slowly emerged from the forest to the cheers of the onlooking infantry, which had been anticipating their arrival. At 4:00 pm the hussars first entered into action, battering the Ottoman lines and approaching the Türkenschanze, which was now threatened from three sides (the Poles from the west, the Saxons and the Bavarians from the northwest and the Austrians from the north).

and Sobieski was the supreme leader of all 3 armies

the fuck are you on about? We didn't even have a single war against germany when PLC was a thing

it was a joint victory. What bothers me is how it's often falsely portrayed as just a Polish victory.

what about attacking the poor and innocent teutonic order?

Look we are thankful but we don't need to be reminded every single day

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>and Sobieski was the supreme leader of all 3 armies

He was, but nobody waited for his command. HRE forces attacked when they saw their cahnce and had nearly finished the T*rks when the Poles came.
Anyways, what he said:

that's because we looked cooler in that battle

kek, fair enough

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Polish_Succession_(1587–88)
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Northern_War
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Northern_War

this, just look at tbe beggining of this clip and see who was the victorious CHAD and who was the forgotten VIRGIN in that battle
youtube.com/watch?v=YHwbUx7SGbs

you need to dress better for the battle to be remembered

>second northern war
Germans on both sides
>Great Northern War
PLC on both sides

we actually didn't have that many wars against Germany, true there were some meme wars in the middle ages against some marchies but we also had them on our side in multiple wars

our history doesn't start at fucking 18th century

Literal vikangz

So? You claimed that you hadn't had even a single war with German states at the time of PLC, I showed you the wars when you had been fighting against the Germans. So, inspite of having some other Germans as yoiur allies, this still counts technically.

Russians are our rape babies

Does it mean I'm a jew now?

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>China to the west
>Japan to the east
>Russia to the north
>South is also China
I know that feel my pole dude

>replying to a Pole
Tы eбaнyтый?

it is best korea to the north

This site works like that. Hello newfag xD

Poles and V4 should be wiped off the earth
The contaminated area will serve as a buffer zone between russia and Western Europe

best korea aint shit
we can rape their starving ass if not china

wtf
Poles are our bros

yeaah...

>The contaminated area will serve as a buffer zone between russia and Western Europe
but that area is called v4

I can understand shitstorming, but pshekosrach ends up in a shittsunami in 146% of all occaissions

Great reading comprehension

>I'm jelly tßh. You guys must have some top tier genes.

just imagine the millions of stories about rape there... super hot, isnt?

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V4 is more like Anglo-German sphere/fore garden rather than Russo-German buffer zone

except invaders left no genetic trace on us and we are still one of the most homogenous nations in Europe

if you mix long enough things become homogenous

wish that was my hand

>Been mixing with kikes and lipka tatars
>Homogenous
Irish are laughing their asses off

Nice meme, Russian x German rape baby.

Jews don't mix with goyim

North Islamic State

They do. Studies prove it. You had at some point 2/3 of jew worlds population. The most tolerant country of Europe.

>peaceful
>peaceful
>peaceful
>peaceful
>peaceful
wrong