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>non white gf

Need to start fighting back but most blood whites are now H-pakis

think I'm at a stage in my life where I purchase a somewhat nice-looking watch, but I know nothing about watches

I live in a village of 466 people and I think there are about 5 asians here

dude just look at your phone lmao

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going to refer to pakis/indians/bengalis as "asians" specifically to annoy leafs and yanks

>Wed 23ºC
>Thu 25ºC
>Fri 25ºC
no
no
please god no
I'm going to SWEAT

ye i know lad it's fucking costa del england might have to flex with the top off in the park

last month it was snowing

all in here

assad on a mad one these days

>Blackburn

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Once in a while I see Tim posts outside of /brit/

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>I WANT TO BE IN THE ARMY AND BE A MARINE

ah yes, i remember when i was 13

runt detected

unironically joining the army

Any bevvies man in?

if i had to join the army i would find a suicide syonide tier thing to take with me if it got abit too hot when over there

>still no response from vladimir 'consequences will never be the same' putin

chortling

your runt detector must be malfunctioning again dave

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>joining the army

Don't have a brainlet good enough for this one

le based trump and may xD

you wont even be off the the ground before a cruise missile evaporates you

so we've settled on this thread then? right
*sets up fruitstand*

can £700 buy a decent gaming rig?

it'd actually freeze you to death because the explosion is that hot

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is reviewbrah a virgin?

how'd you even find that picture you bent weirdo nonce freak

>>still no response from vladimir 'consequences will never be the same' putin

>chortling

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what games? probably not a great one because of btc miners have fucked the prices

no he has a wife

What song should I learn to play next (guitar)

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Hahahaha YES Goudie

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What bevvies do you drink?

made this to take the piss out of some runt who thought open uni was good ahah, always nice to see your artwork being passed around

>tfw in army
>tfw paid to shoot guns and go to gym

Yes it truly is a terrible career choice

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Holdfast Nations at War

they took our jobs!

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#ScottishPeopleTwitter

do you ever do joint exercises with the leaf army?

Gin and tonic m80

why cant you brits speak your own language?

need to fuck off back to their own country, england for the english

creeping sharia...

rate the new glasses lads

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Russia just fired a torpedo at a French aircraft carrier lads...

Shit's kicking off

eh probably then, look at second hand GPU's or something slightly cheaper and they work fine

alexandra breckenridge is one of the most beautiful women on the planet

someone link aisha's current twitter

I made this one. I can barely believe how quickly and widely it has spread since I posted it on /brit/

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Fucking hell, Harry Potter looks like he's been fucked in the mouth by a horse

don't care
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no

ahahaha you still have your baby fat round your face

bet you get no pussy

Choon
youtube.com/watch?v=GVW8_lvs_vs
and another one
youtube.com/watch?v=kLfz2bbxxuM

T.

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State of the delusional freaks on this board that think they're good looking

Bwahahaha

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can £700 get a decent prozzie

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got the farts today lads wew

Yes I absolutely loved her character in Freaks & Geeks

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he needs the tonic to stave off malaria

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currently writing a letter for me at 30
what should i write?

btc miners have fucked the prozzie market

iryna's big tits and low iq face make me very big penis for her
mental how you can see someone's IQ just from looking at their face

I personally havent but i know we do lots of live fire exercises over there

Remember when Dave argued that sleeping with a prozzie means you're no longer a virgin

the chad abramovich vs the virgin putin

Who else here #DumpTrump after last nights pathetic display of serving the jew?

mental how upset the literal cuckolds on /gif/ get if you say something about black people

they act like redditors

gin is good but tonic is the most vile substance i've ever consumed and i once accidentally used a half bottle of cola as a pissbottle and then took a swig out of it a few days later when the coke was flat and the piss was stale.

that goes for you too

were you the lad that gets sent off to belize? tell me about it

did you actually, wasnt that the OC

hate it when the piss is stale

used to drink copious amounts of my flatmates' piss back in uni for a laugh

that's my fave :) x

i like to think that there are people whose home boards are /gif/ or /hc/

like their entire life is about porn

That's the worst one

He's doing exactly what I hoped he would do
WW3 will reduce tourism around the world and we can finally get some peace here in Iceland

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marines?