Post badass historical warriors from your cunt
Post badass historical warriors from your cunt
Matthew Watson
Jose Sanders
Juan Jackson
you say teutonic order is strong?
hah!
Owen Garcia
>1200's
>German national sport is sinking in Lithuanian swamps
nice
Logan Foster
Jack Green
To be honest, there's almost no artwork of Teutonic-Lithuanian battles. Truly pathetic on our part.
Jack Bennett
f-fucking cowards. Fite me on solid ground and see what happens
Jack Thompson
>says this wearing the most modern armor, with a crossbow in hand
sure, kr*žiuoti
Landon Hernandez
Kayden Powell
Liam Collins
Benjamin Wilson
Why can't Finns show their own people for once? Always making fan fiction and appropriate from others, it's truly pathetic.
Aaron Harris
it was such a shame poles and lithuanians were so bad in politics that it took over 100 years after this battle to finally get rid of teutonic order and make them PLC fief in 1525
Jaxon Gutierrez
uuuhm.. this one?
Ethan Smith
These are the only ones who come to mind
Liam Howard
females are the better sex
Brody Reed
>someone mentions teutonic order
>balts/poles swarm the thread with their victories
are those the only battles you ever won or why are you so obsessed
I'd also like to point out that basically the whole of the Baltic region remained dominated by Baltic German nobility until WWI
Michael Parker
>french """men""" let their women fight for them
Caleb Harris
Post the real one you cuck.
Robert Sanders
>d-doos vult
Justin Brooks
>waaah, waaaah, my virgin monk ass is on fire!
Lithuania didn't get dominated by Germans, we got dominated by Poles.
Also, that period is the most romanticized one in our history. The big blob on 15th century maps and our victories against the orders are our main source of national pride, so of course we'll show up wherever teutons do. It's not like people outside of Poland and Lithuania know much about them.
Carter Ortiz
>letting a teenage girl fight
I'd expect no less from the French
T. Faggot cousin
Adam Scott
This triggers the dixiefag
Michael Reed
we live in a country where females flirt as much as men and there's barely any gender roles, what did you expect?
>*nglos casting black people as french historical figures
ew
Jordan Ross
teutonics exist to serve Polish Overlords
Lincoln Rivera
more like - why are germans so obsessed with teutonic knights? Why not shill the Landsknecht instead?
Jackson Gutierrez
Me on the right
Brayden Johnson
because muh prussia
also, the idea of a religious knight order having their own state is pretty neat. Imagine they would have survived to this day
Anthony Morgan
Mostly unnamed, all I can think of is Emmanuele Vitale, Francesco Saverio Caruana, and Vincenzo Borg. These led the Maltese rebellion against the French.
Ian Cooper
>A Swede that doesn't understand humor
Lmao
Jose Hernandez
>also, the idea of a religious knight order having their own state
this wasn't uncommon though
Anthony Bailey
Colton Brooks
Do anyone else giggle when Germans and Poles pretend to be different people and different countries?
Anthony Cruz
what battle?
Jordan Walker
born on modern russia lands
Jackson Johnson
it was pretty uncommon. And Teutonic was the strongest order state
Adam Morgan
Lincoln Rivera
A legendary Finnish warchief Kirmukarmu with a Christian missionary
A song about this encounter
youtube.com
Nicholas Price
Not sure, but I suspect Battle at Herdaler since the one in picture is supposed to be Olav Haraldsson
en.wikipedia.org
Jackson Richardson
Colton Smith
>The truce was to last to Christmas 1326 and, according to chronicler Detmar von Lübeck, papal legates even accompanied the army to ensure the Knights observed the armistice.
>On February 10, 1326, David of Hrodna led 1200 Lithuanian men to join the Polish forces.[2] The joint army looted and robbed Frankfurt,[9] Berlin,[14] and surrounding territories. Thus, the pagans reached Central Europe and struck the Holy Roman Empire which shocked western rulers.[7] Not meeting any organized resistance, they plundered churches and monasteries for about a month. Reportedly, they took 6,000 prisoners as slaves and much booty. The loot was large enough to allow Samogitian duke Margiris to pay 20,000 florins to King John of Bohemia when he raided Medvėgalis in 1329.[15] German chronicles, including Nikolaus von Jeroschin, vividly described atrocities committed by the invaders. They were particularly scandalized by pagan Lithuanians who showed no respect for Christian symbols, establishments, or personnel.[7] Reportedly distraught by Lithuanian cruelty,[16] Masurian nobleman Andrew Gost ambushed and killed David of Hrodna and their way back to Lithuania.[17]
Fuck Germany and Fuck Germans.
Even the pope agreed.
>The alliance between the Pope and the pagan Lithuanians, subjects of the Lithuanian Crusade, scandalized western rulers and damaged the Pope's reputation.
Eli Flores
alle
Mason Campbell
germany has a millennia long history of being warlike.
some people just like the teutonic knights best.
unlike some people in this thread *cough*
we have a lot of awesome warriors to choose from throughout most of history.
Gavin Phillips
on the topic of medieval Lithuania - did you use plate armor? If not then why?
Dylan Gray
>*slaps your gf's arse*
Wwyd?
Connor Perez
Isaac Rodriguez
oh yeah
>being BTFO'd by Romans
>being BTFO'd by Swedes
>being BTFO'd by Napoloen
>being BTFO'd by Soviets
>even being BTFO'd by us
just to name a few
the warmongering really paid off didn't it?
Oliver Thompson
Mad Jack Churchill
last person to kill with a longbow in a war, when he shot a German Officer in 1940
Can be seen in this photo storming a beach wielding a claymore
William Peterson
It was used but not very widely mostly by rich nobles. Lithuanian armor was a mix mash of Western-Eastern style.
Brandon Hernandez
Holy crap, cool.
By the 15th century, I'm sure some nobles did. I can't see it being used earlier, considering how poor we were.
Dylan Baker
Leather club's 2 blocks down, mate
Logan Hughes
Where?
Adrian Miller
WE - the thread
Dominic Nguyen
>Romans
>Swedes
>Soviets
>Napoleon
Is Napoleon a nationality?
Jose Miller
he should be
Tyler Wood
It's a cake
Henry Nelson
he is certanly not French, that's for sure
Christopher Bailey
we were not always successful, but I am pretty sure we never lost to fucking poland
Isaac Powell
saying "the French" hurts everyone's sensibilities because that would mean admitting pic related conquered Europe
Logan Brooks
You're only saying that so you can blame Austria for Hitler. I know what you're up to, Hans.
Angel Gutierrez
Justin Allen
I just fucking posted a screenshot from a war where you lost to us retard
Aaron Collins
that is on a training exercise in Scotland,
but he is recorded having stormed a beach in Catania during the invasion of Sicily while carrying "his trademark Scottish broadsword slung around his waist, a longbow and arrows around his neck and his bagpipes under his arm"
Jonathan Bell
Yup made us stronger.
Look at us now vs you.
Thriving bustling economic powerhouse and defacto leader of europe vs. irrelevant dilapidated shithole leech.
Leo Nelson
nice photoshop, buddy
Austin Wilson
I may be an ORTHADOG brown MEDOID with a TURKED culture, but spiritually I am prussian :-|
Zachary Wright
>defacto leader of europe
Alexander Wilson
like it or not, that's what germany is right now.
Jack Hill
Damn. Nice.
Asher King
How many days you can live on 1 kg of potatoes?
Daniel Richardson
dont flatter yourself
Cameron Gutierrez
if you wanna eat every day, a pretty meager week.
Nathan Johnson
How much alcohol can I make from 1kg of potatoes?
Jayden Campbell
Wh*Tes cannot compete
Tyler Cook
>*Destroys the American and Chinese armies while fighting in Cambodia*
Is Vietnam the protagonist of the world?
Ian Hill
"Most influential" I'd agree, leader? Eh...
This.
Henry Clark
facts are flattering then?
The only relevant countries in europe right now are Germany and France, the rest is just along for the ride. Anyone is aware that Germany is the most powerful country in europe right now. Some people like that, some don't but disputing that fact is being willfully retarded.
It sure as fuck isn't sweden that's for damn sure lmao.
Cameron Turner
Ayden Ross
Parker Perez
remind me which one of us has a realistic chance of dying in a terrorist attack again
hell that wasn't he only time either
>He organized two devastating invasions to Saxony in 1028 and 1030. Then Mieszko II ran a defensive war against Germany
>Beginning in 1028, he successfully waged war against the Holy Roman Empire. He was able to repel its invading army, and later even invaded Saxony. He allied Poland with Hungary, resulting in a temporary Hungarian occupation of Vienna.
en.wikipedia.org
>In 1030, King Mieszko II Lambert of Poland burned down the city
en.wikipedia.org
you are slavic rape babies Hans why do you think you are so ugly?
Daniel Adams
I don't know, but want to make an experiment to find that out
John Brown
>Anyone is aware that Germany is the most powerful country in europe right now
That would have been true one year ago, however with your current government and the rise of Macron, it really seems to me that France is taking over.
Josiah Rogers
the bane of the french
Dominic Foster
>grutte pier
>In 1791, Jacobus Kok wrote that above the porticus of the New City Hall of Leeuwarden, two remarkably large swords were found which were said to have belonged to Grutte Pier and Wijerd Jelckama. Donia was noted for the ability to wield this great sword so efficiently that he could behead multiple people with it in a single blow.[20]
>Today, a great sword that is said to have belonged to Pier is on display at the Fries Museum in Leeuwarden. It measures 2.13 metres (7 ft) in length and weighs about 6.6 kilograms (14.6 lb).[21] Pier was alleged to be so strong that he could bend coins using just his thumb, index and middle finger. Some sources put Pier Gerlofs height at 7 ft.[22] A huge helmet said to be Grutte Pier's is kept in the town hall of Sneek.[23]
Elijah Carter
Matthew Fisher
>raiding a few fillages and killing some peasants equals winning a war
are you a polish intellectual?
Matthew Mitchell
Nathaniel Turner
>Silvius Brabo was a mythical Roman soldier who is said to have killed a giant, and by this would have created the name Brabant.
>Later this story was also used to explain the name Antwerp (meaning hand throwing). Brabo once killed a giant, called Druon Antigoon, who asked money from people who wanted to pass the bridge over the river Scheldt. When they didn't want to or couldn't pay, he cut off their hand and threw it in the river. Because of this, Brabo also removed the hand of the giant, and threw it into the river.
Jason Wilson
>remind me which one of us has a realistic chance of dying in a terrorist attack again
>realistic chance
nobody, terrorism is rare as fuck, several times more people died in the twin towers in 2001 then in all the attacks in europe since
Jackson Cooper
So, you think teutons stronk?
Christian Stewart
Macron is not magical.
There is no way in hell France can overtake the industrial giant that is Germany in such a economy heavy union.
Best they can do is keep up with our growth, but close the gap?
Not within the next couple of decades, if things continue as they are now.
France has the nukes, but things being as they are, that doesn't really have any bearing.
Nathaniel Johnson
Austin Cox
>Hamburg is a village
lmao
>picrel wasn't a war
LMAO
>losing despite having much more troops
LMAO
now suck my dick you little slut I know you want to
Adam Butler
>Peace of Bautzen
doesn't sound like Polish victory to me
Brayden Wilson
this slays the frenchman
Easton Barnes
let us not forget this legendary Englishman
Wyatt Lewis
Reminder you would have never won this war without german and russian troops. Even at Waterloo there were tons of Prussians.
Dominic Russell
S*thourn slayer.
Asher Allen
what excuse do you have for this one then?
Dylan Morgan
>run away like a bunch of sissies then attack when they're loading all of the loot onto the ships
so this is the power of the finns