71 of 103 missiles intercepted

Well, at least russian state media post numbers, photos and videos.
And all anglo-sucks propaganda post is speeches.

Give him some time. Today is saturday, Putin probably taming his bear

Wow so russians put more efforts on their propaganda, that's nice

>nobody was killed

Not even civilians? That's an improvement

Ok, go on and point to a source claiming putin said that

Did France launched baguettes instead of missiles?

kek

What do you think western media posts? Abstract art?

Did they also tell you that the number of people killed was less than the average russian hostage extraction?

youtu.be/JU7zMCXnjMY
Friendly reminder to everyone else that russians are unironically brainwashed.

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>71 of 103 missiles intercepted

Fake news. Most of the pics of "shot down" missiles are actually Syrian AA missiles that failed to hit their targets.

Some of the pics are Western missiles that actually hit the target but parts of the missile engine designed to withstand high temperatures and forces survived the explosion. Russian shills are using pics of these parts as evidence that missiles were shot down.

There is as much proof of 71 missiles being shot down as there is proof of a chemical attack by Assad on civilians.

source

God I can't wait to crack some fucking Slav skulls.

Same, mate.

>71 of 103 missiles intercepted
Americans say the Syrians didn't intercept shit and merely fired some anti-air missiles into air after the strikes to make it look like they're intercepting.

>>no french missiles noticed
technologie furtive française supérieure

Maybe he'll sink an old, empy carrier?

>0.0006 rubles
>9.6738 × 10^-6 dollars

Why all Slavs are responsible for rutards?

Abstracted article with absolutely a

thanks lads

That's a small fortune in Russia.

lel, lapdog always somewhere around

He'll probably cut rations in Russian orphanages and then say Americans made him do it.

wow so tough m8s we all saw how you were beaten in france two years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=5Hi-Dv57d4E

For that he can blame the shitty sanctions. It's always the same.
>some 40% shithole country
>suddenly a government we don't like or that is close to one
>destroy economy with sanctions
>"look, what a shitty government"
>give weapons to islamist rebels
>"oh boy the government is attacking their freedom fighters!"
>war
>country a 90% shithole
>"Success."

>humiliated
>still hasn't retaliated
>met with netenyahu after he bombed the shit out of his supposed ally

the fuck is wrong with russians? are lobotomies as widespread there as circumcision in america?

How good are the French stealth missiles ? Same technology as the Polish stealth tanks?

>those brits running away like pussies
axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

Western sanctions against russia are aimed at arms industry and specific oligarchs.

Literally all the misery that common Russians have to endure is result of
1) Russian "retaliatory" sanctions on food (it's always amusing to watch russophiliac trolls, normally so judgmental of capitalist wastefulness when it comes to food, defend bulldozing contraband european food)
2) drop in oil prices and shitty, corrupt one trick economy Putin has presided over and presented as his success

lol

would be more efficient than ussr obsolete stuff vlad :^)

Come to me
Emskirchen
Ill beat your ass like I did in marseille

ask the brits if they loved exocet missiles during falkland conflict

It's much more simple. Those are just kremlinbots, actual putinshills, no irony here.
Even russian military commanders admitted that lots of russians were killed in syria this year, and many were killed before (both among so-called mercenaries, majority of whom are ethnic russians btw, and regular troops).
And Putin can only repeat how "serious that new case was" and "russia will definitely retaliate" yet nothing had been done so far.
Russia and Putin are just not taken seriously anymore, and the more similar cases happen the more pathetic this whole situation will look.

Why escalating memestrikes where russian had been warned beforehand?
Assad ist still winning, escalating wouldnt help at all

>mfw I can't trust anyone
I love/hate geopolitics

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>one trick economy
That seems to be was globalisation does. We would be pretty fucked if we couldn't sell cars anymore. The industry gets away with alll kind of shit over here.

Turkey can get away with everything, too. They take our refugees, we accept and help with mayor crimes against humanity, because of our trade relations they are untouchable.

I'd like to keep trade with Russia just because of this. But it seems to me like they plannd to cut all ties years ahead because we need a new enemy and a new war.
And whatever the masterplan may be, I don't think WW3 is worth it.

oh look who entered the thread

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It would help if
- Assad wants Russia to go all out and 'clean' Syria
- Islamists in Syria are almost beaten by Assad and want their enemys to be weakend
- Allies, russia or both want to strenghten their approval rates or economy by producing more weapons
- It's still mostly about the great chessboard

According to the USA no missiles were shot down. According to Ayria this morning 13 missiles were shot down. According to the Dutch news this morning a third were shot down. Ive seen 9 victims and 0 victims.

Oh Lord, do you EVER leave Jow Forums?
You are the most pathetic shit in the world, Ivan.

Everyone is just spewing shit out of their mouths and the idiots believe. Fuck everyone

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Considering the events of the last few years and the way the news are over here, I'd say great chessboard.
Someone wanted and planned this war.
I wonder if it's really a coincident to take all diplomats back shortly before this crap happened.

at least i don't make the exact same shill threads every single day

i thought all russian misery came from them being massive alcoholics and injecting krokodil every day

For "russian propaganda" it would be much better if there will be tons of dead and destroyed infrastructure as in Yugoslavia'99. So I believe more to russian media than Trump words. And in fact it wasn't failed mission, it was such pussy mission, just to make news, and show to american retards that Trump have balls, tho in fact he is not.

In a war the first victim is the truth.

Before the strikes even a Dutch politician repeated that.

youtube.com/watch?v=08Jt1wfkBUI

>Ambush some drunken Brits with your French-Arab friends
>Get your shit kicked in

So this is the power of the Russian 'male'?

>say something bad about Russia
>a German leaps to defend it
Explain this phenomenon.

They're Russians living in Germany, mostly in the East.

>total of 105 naval & air cruise missiles were fired by US, UK and France against Syria chemical weapons targets. None were shot down. Some 40 Syrian air defence missiles were launched in counterattack, most after last strike conducted
>package: 3 US warships, 1 US submarine, 2 B1 Lancer bombers, 4 RAF Tornado jets , 1 French warship & a number of French Rafale & Mirage warplanes stretched across Eastern Mediterranean, Gulf & Red Sea, supported by electronic warfare, air defence + air tanker craft

>mostly in the East
Lol, how so?

i don't see anybody getting his "shit kicked in" in your video.

>brits fantasies
They live in imaginary world

CRUISE MISSILES
RED SEA
USS Monterey cruiser–30TLAMs
USS Laboon destroyer–7TLAMs
GULF
USS Higgins destroyer–23TLAMs
EASTERN MEDITERRANEAN
France Languedoc frigate-3SCALP
USS John Warner sub–6TLAMs
2 B1 Lancers-19JASSMs
4 UK Tornado-8StormShadow
Rafale+Mirage-9SCALP

How would Jow Forums work in a big international war event?
I guess everyone will expect everyone to take sides. It would be more awful than now.

They're not even firms, it's just random drunks. Proper ones had their passports nicked so they couldn't travel.

/allies/ general

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Germany has a massive Russian presence, they migrated after the collapse of the Soviet Union. For whatever reason if you see a German flag on Jow Forums it's more likely than not an ethnic Russian.

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all 4 tornados returned to akrotiri base. god bless.

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It's not like we love Russa, most of us just hat both of your politics.
Well, and they actually got rid of some nazis.

>oh look who entered the thread

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Not an argument, but keep namecalling

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The aircrews get to spend the rest of the weekend relaxing on Cyprus, while Russian internet trolls are forced to work short-notice weekend overtime. Lucky lads.

oh look russia with their fake news again lmao

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>that sucker punch

yeah I'm sure he should have tapped him on the shoulder and said "excuse me good sir, would you be so kind as to turn around so I may hit you in the face. thank you ever so kindly"

>sucker punch from behind
why are brits so fucking pathetic

Reminder the German Tornado fleet are currently unable to fly at night.

Britshits literally cried for boycott after that happened
They got fucked really hard
Cant wait for june
Even one subhuman died lol
Every dead anglo is a good anglo may he rest in pieces

we know beside throwing arrows and giving sucker punches you also like to flee when eastern troops are coming for you

And I hope they can't fly at all. I have family and friends and don't want them to get hurt because some batshit insane people want to play war.

i like how he's desperately trying to find video footage of british fans btfo'ing russian ones, but all he could find was a 3 sec clip of a sucker punch

>if your missiles get shot down, you win

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Don't worry, you're safe until Metro Exodus comes out.

>until Metro Exodus comes out
IN REAL LIFE

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>you will live long enough to see france, uk, usa and russia nuke each other

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>france nuking with baguettes

>mfw dangerously close

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> Pentagon revealed that @RoyalAirForce Typhoon jets took part in #SyriaStrikes mission as well as the 4 Tornado GR4 jets. The Typhoons would have been armed with air-to-air missiles & would have been deployed to fend off any incoming Russian or Syrian missiles

typhoons got russia SHOOK

>tfw downloading a film from rutracker and paranoid that ruskies will IP ban Brits

I don't care about all this war stuff. I just want to watch films.

>"Within ten years, we shall have the means to kill 80 million Russians. I truly believe that one does not light-heartedly attack people who are able to kill 80 million Russians, even if one can kill 800 million French, that is if there were 800 million French."
Get ready, russcuck

I really don't understand the entire action.

>Be USA
>Stage a supposed chemical attack to have an intervention reason
>warn everyone before attack so that nobody gets hurt
>launch attack that didn't really hurt anyone

What is this even for?

Trump trying to act like alphadog.
I believe it was same problem with Obama, they just got butthurt because Putin is more alpha than they are.

hey russianbros
when you nuke America, try not to aim south too much, we live there
also, we'd appreciate if you don't nuke their southern states (too much) we kinda want our land back
except texas, nuke that shithole as much as you want

>Be Russia
>Hear America has issued a "red line"
>deliberately step over it to provoke them
>if they do nothing, laugh at how weak they are
>if they respond in the way advertised, cry foul about how evil they are

what's so difficult?