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unironically got asked "do you speak English" in London once

utter shithole just burn it down

really enjoying Bones lately

anime

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Feel like an absolute beast in the days following a long brisk walk.
Hammering loads of push-ups and sit-ups really is the icing (coke) on the cake regarding confidence/drive levels.

aisha really let herself go

Endurance wanking

whos your favourite character?

moved past being intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
now i'm atheist/agnostic tendencies, unconcerned with public image, lower energy level, does not value tradition, avoidant, does not put the welfare of others above self, not punctual, unproductive, does not believe in human goodness, not easily moved to tears, seldom bothered by the suffering of strangers, insensitive to the needs of others, relaxed, quiet around strangers, tendency to believe only in self, people have trouble reading them but they don't care, late finishing work, acts without planning, withdrawn, rarely too busy, not a perfectionist, uncooperative, not prone to complimenting people, does not believe in life after death, avoids crowds, prefers unpredictable to organized, not passionate about bettering the world's condition, does not second guess self, able to control cravings, calm in crisis, ambivalent to the feelings of others, believes in the importance of art, dislikes small talk, socially uncomfortable, private, not known for generosity, acts without consulting others, hard to get to know, not easily frustrated, interested in intellectual pursuits, not open about feelings, loner, asks many questions, open to change, influenced more by self than others, bored at work

What kind of club is they in?

don't like having to dress down in the summer because of my freakish body

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oh dear oh dear oh dear

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really enjoying Boners lately

Booth or the big black lady x

the chubby girl that sends me fanny pics responded lads

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hopefully the ruskies will do it for us

uni campus bar looks like

You feel fantastic the day after heavy deadlifts, that much is certain.

Feel like a god amongst men tbqh

>fanny pics

ok

student union probs

People that take unsolicited photos of people (especially when they think the person isn't looking) are cancer that need smacked.

not a fan of bombing other countries based on flimsy evidence that they've been naughty
bet that chemical attack was israel or even us, staging a false flag
assad had little motive, and we know the media is completely compromised
there's also evidence it was staged
we do need to stick close to the usa though and i reckon trump will give us credit for backing him up in a fight, even if it is as one-sided as just flinging bombs at syria

bruce

shut the FUCK up

good choices x

pics

>Feel like an absolute beast in the days following a long brisk walk.
SCREAMING

yeah pics and videos of her fanny

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how chubby

eating a sandwich with 10 rashers of bacon

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we're hitting cope levels that shouldn't be possible

nah

just walked to the shops for a yorkie, feel like i could heem the HS2 desu

how is it london has a paki mayor anyhow

got hard from the thought of two women gossiping about me

alright finna buy some coke bottles, potting mix, supermarket plants, and whatever cheap fertiliser i can find.

wish me luck

is there something you want to share mate?

be a legend and chuck it into a mosque

bit worried that I'm worrying too much x

pretty sexist there mate

There's something very bizarre about the weather in this country

Low/high temperatures are much more bearable and pleasant whenever I'm on holiday

I'm hardcore.
I'd like to see you try and keep up.

*gets an erection from being bullied by a girl*

good luck lad

honestly just kill yourselves

not too chubby I'd say
chebs are a bit saggy but

>the fact he's done it before, he's the one with chemical weapons
The rebels have used chemical attacks as well, and are in possession of quite a lot of themselves, and it was proven that they were behind the Ghouta attack in 2013. There's still no solid evidence that the regime was behind the attack last year either.
>he controls the area he dropped them on
Not true? These attacks always happen in rebel controlled area and rebels are always the "witnesses" to these attacks, the people who provide western journalists the story
>and he won't let the UN investigate?
completely untrue, the Syrian ambassador has welcomed an investigation because he believes Israel and the US were behind it. They're not hiding anything here

Looks pretty wild, hope they don't get carried away.

>there's also evidence it was staged
???

Are you East African? No hate obv just wondering

is this a serious question

>listening to music downstairs
>mum comes home so I decide to go upstairs to have a wank
>start watching porn on my phone
>can't hear it for some reason
>turn it all the way up
>figure there's just no sound on this video, keep fapping anyway because it's a hot video
>suddenly the sound comes on really loud
>turn it down quickly
>realise it's because I had my phone paired to my Bluetooth headphones which I left in the living room
>realise mum must have heard the gay sex sounds coming out of them and turned them off

this happened over an hour ago and I'm still too embarrassed to go downstairs. there's no way they ran out of battery, they were fully charged. she definitely fucking turned them off. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck........

I've listened to the video back and it is so unmistakeably two dudes fucking, no way she could mistake it for anything else, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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it's the humidity
when it's hot and there's no clouds it's more bearable

Me too

Already vented my frustrations thank you very much mate.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

not bad then

Rugby>football

Jow Forums is living rent free in her obsessed head

reckon i fucked it with the oneitis lads
caught her staring at me for the xth time yesterday but this time i made direct eye contact with her and she got freaked out
don't care; getting tired of her little games

madman
i made a delicious stir fry with a full pack of bacon a day ago
cut the bacon up with scissors, fry it, add the veg, coriander, fish and lemon sauces, garlic, hot curry powder, cumin, black pepper
piece of piss and absolutely delicious
bit salty though

ye

you first

don't worry, she probably knew you were gay anyway

you don't find east african girls attractive? how many from your social class do you know? I have a feeling you're only friends with americans.

the 6.8 has filed charges against me in addition to a restraining order

no ive just seen pics. even pics you've posted (of the cute ethiopian models with white bfs that drive you mental)

Role playing is fun.

this never happened

never met her (or the other lass that sends me nudes) I'm an incel just like you mate (not a virgin freak)

when i tuck in my shirt into my pants i look silly
i dont know if my pants are a bit small or if its my king of manlet proportions

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no u

Ask her to cure your homosensuality

bet she smells tantalising

*teleports to bath*

ah perfection.

which part of
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
did you not understand la?

i do get erections from it though in real life, at work and so on

same but im a manlet

How can you not like African women?

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not neurotypical mate

ok i like african women too but this one looks like predator please never post her again

Exactly mate you have just seen pics. I live in London I see girls from all over Africa and I can tell you the vast majority are grim. Ngl though there a few hotties buts its quite rare

got tea sorted lads

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talking to girls and receiving nudes from girls is the most neurotypical thing you can do

I actually don't think she did, I hid it pretty well.

fuck off neuroturtle

You're a piece of shit either way. And a very average and mediocre one at that, nothing special about it. You're literally like 90% of kids your age.