/brit/

i'm going to kill all british women because they are ugly
but i will keep boys alive ;^)

need to piss, brb

i'm starting to think the oneitis is a bit autistic lads

What about trans

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Russiabois submit to the BIG ANGLO COCK

rancid cum

>He doesn't have a carpet on the wall
How do you even get comfy?

How hard are decent drugs to get in South Africa and black Southern Africa?

Hopefully going to be spending 3 months next year between SA, Zim and Malawi and I hear SA has a big techno scene

Want to use cumical weapons on Syrian qts

its the bloody torries fault

>send a picture of my dog in the forest to my female mate who lives in London
>she starts crying and says she wishes she could have that life for her dog, how she can't look after anything, no wonder her relationships don't last etc etc

women are a bit odd aren't they lads haha

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the gf

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eating a grape. now I'm eating another grape

I'm completely out of my mind

Stay safe, Rusbro.

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God I need an autistic oneitis

she wants a shag

hmm oh ah yes women

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Reminder this is better than a white roastie.

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What we learned from the Pentagon briefing on the airstrikes against Syria:

• 105 missiles were launched
• The strike was "double the size" of the last one in April 2017
• Three targets related to chemical weapons were successfully hit
• No known civilian casualties

There's literally nothing to get triggered about
We did a good thing
The only person who would be against this are people who try incredibly hard to hate themselves and their country.

nahahahahah

mia khalifa would've been cute had she never got those tits

fuck off u tarq cunt

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>gf asked for a shag last night and I said no
>She went to work this morning and should have been gone 3 hours ago

Read: never

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No such thing as "female friends"

only have female enemies

if a major war breaks out I refuse to side with either the West or Russia

Why the fuck is she on tinder or whatever then

got proper excited for Saturday Night Takeaway tonight but I just remembered that it finished last week but then I remembered that Britains Got Talent is on instead so its all good

Really starting to think the Skripal gassing was a false flag now

deano post

yeah
what are you going to do about it you irrelevant little twat, ride your tractor all the way over here just so I can spark you the fuck out?

virgin freak

passed several birds on my walk wearing black yoga pants I can only describe as pornographic

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

call you a fag again, fag

>gf asked for a shag last night and I said no
>She went to work this morning and should have been back 3 hours ago

don't have any friends

go time with chubby girl lads
willy pics locked and loaded

have plenty of friends

what are some low-class names in the UK?

Just had a fry-up

3x bacon
3x sosig
2x fried eggs
2x black pudding
2x fried bread
Fried mushroom & onion
Grilled tomato
Baked beans
HP sauce
Pot of hot tea

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confused as to why this is greentexted

sven

Hope you like prison pussy.
I'd gladly fight for the banter alone.

Jack

my name is 'tismo, sperg of spergs
look upon my autism, ye mighty, and despair

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how do I gently express a passive interest and attraction to a girl? got my eye on a bird but still got a gf

that's what I thought, keep squeaking, runt

mohammed

Some lads gf asked for a shag last night and he said no
>She went to work this morning and came to mine to fuck senseless, she’s now 3 hours late to going home to him kek.

Got a 103 day Snapchat streak with a girl

bradley
josh

reckon i'm a bit intimidating to the oneitis lads
not much i can do about that hah

fuck off murderer

>le quirky spelling "sausage" as "sosig" xD

reddit

>He didn't think it was a false flag to begin with
Good goy

Kevin, Craig, Steve, Mark, Mike, Gary,

Zack
Jordan
Gareth
Any ethnic name

just ignore the redditor and move on la don't reply to it

>I'd gladly fight for the banter alone.

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Perhaps ironically, the destruction of the patriarchy has led to women being totally disindividualised, disintegrated, and wholly reliant on social affirmations of their value.

>lol sorry you arent chad, but you can still take me on a date if you want :)
so this is the power of incels

ah tinder screencaps
REALLY interesting that
*falls asleep*

Honestly couldnt give a fuck about syria, its why the government gives a fuck about syria that bothers me

>reddit
pls jiggle my belly

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hello virgin

say you would fuck here if you didn't have your current gf cause your a good person

is that what that was? had no clue what the spaz was on about

Why people ask girls out with texts in the early stages is beyond me.

*shoots *
WHAT A POOF

any non-civilian casualties?

youtube.com/watch?v=sBmWe5FnSCc&t=1s
prada? more like pravda amirite? haha
but seriously, it's all bullshit
one side is presenting evidence, the other side is providing emotional "arguments"
mad how people in the un, including syria, were asking for an investigation
then the place gets bombed to fuck by the people syria is accusing of faking the attacks
there will be no investigation

always works for me

works for me

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*raises my vb bottle*
genius there mate

is there a more uninteresting and boring sport than boxing?

(no)

At least I'd be on the board you sideline wanker.

alcohol and mandy were involved

was good in a way that it got me over the oneitis

3
uk

jyyu
.j

neurotypicals OUT
neuroatypicals IN

>Yanks

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caveat: i dont lead with a pathetic line like "i really like you" because im not 13

huff some more petrol you braindead abo cunt and then lie in the road so I can squash your monkey head with my land rover

bored off me nut
how early is too early to start the drinkypoos on a saturday?

*grunts*
H-heh... nice shot...
*leans up against wall*
Looks like this is it then...
*clutches bullet wound as blood starts to torrent out*
If you see my mum, tell her I'm sorry
*slides down wall slowly, leaving a streak of blood on the wall behind me*