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dogs of war edition

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ah yes, the RIDF edition

Why are political cartoonists so shit

i bet dave pissed the bed and tortured animals as a child

They're trying to be edgy

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alri skitzo u still at it then la

had a lecturer at uni who edited wikipedia

sounded like the most thankless task in the world

>dad went out last night
>he got high on weed
>he got drunk on gin
>he falls over and ends up in casualty
>he comes home, covered in mud, bits of blood and scabs

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having a pint lads

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Right, I'm off to central London. Gonna wonder around on my own, feel like such a loser but I don't want to stay indoors.

>northeners

love caricatures of theresa may
they're almost portraits

banter

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pics

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

there are certain things the government can do that would be considered crimes if done by ordinary citizens

for instance, sending you to prison after being convicted of committing a crime is legitimate, but if i locked you in somewhere for seven years i'd be committing a crime

>TV shows you forgot existed

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what beer?

ola

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semites ought to be genocided

shut up jew

any BRUGES man in

my granddad locked a nigger who invaded his farm for 2 years in his basement

nah

GOD i wish those fingers were up my arsehole

Private clinic offering tattoo removals:
>free consultation
>£60 for first square inch, £10 for each additional inch

NHS laser clinic:
>£160 consultation
>£61 per session

really makes you think

cant remember the last time I took public transport anywhere i am litterally uber everywhere all I do is think ok instead of buying 4 drinks i'll buy 3 and there u have it my uber is paid for lol

saffer is unironically thirsty for the blood of blacks and arabs lmao
>calling for war in syria
>cutting of niggers fingers
>locking them up in his basement
proper psychopath bred from a long line of psychopaths

peak grug colonist

go to Hampstead or somewhere nice sit in the park

>cant remember the last time I took public transport anywhere i am litterally uber everywhere all I do is think ok instead of buying 4 drinks i'll buy 3 and there u have it my uber is paid for lol

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No it doesn't

how do you get to work?

i'm in central london with a crew but sorry la aint meeting random losers on brit

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(hope i don't actually reveal my location)

pics of your adventures for the lads

cycle

cheers la

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Rate the personalised pint glass.

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he doesnt actually believe anything he says

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how cheap are your fucking ubers??

they cost me at least $28, drinks cost $8 - $10

love bruges, bit of a place you go with a gf for a long weekend though and I don't have a gf.

cant remember the last time I took public transport anywhere i am litterally uber everywhere all I do is think ok instead of buying 4 drinks i'll buy 3 and there u have it my uber is paid for lol

looks dutch

waar fietspad

want the white race to die already

how do you have 3 pints at work?

I'll go with you

youtube.com/watch?v=BcyFJLrBVhA

My friend was an ugly 48 year old 5'2 Indian guy and he was having trouble finding a woman who wanted to be with him. Do you think he just sat around and complained about it all day? Fuck no. He improved himself and now he's a tall handsome 20 year old white guy and he can get any girl he wants.

at least im not antisemitic. that's one (and the most important) redeeming quality of mine.

Edgy.

lol

~decent cocktail or double spirit 7 pounds at the cheapest probably 8+
live in central london so as long as not surging trip is like 10 quid lol
go to the pub/bar at lunch or after lol

grim

Did your grandad get prosecuted for that?

amazon uk sell it too. should have linked that one really.

at the other side but difficult to see

same, going alone like a fucking loser freak I went to Paris alone like a loser freak whilst everyone was a couple

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no he mixes in ludicrous insincere bait with his own genuine beliefs in order to obfuscate his views

>at least im not antisemitic. that's one (and the most important) redeeming quality of mine.

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Eating Del Monte® Pineapple Slices In Juice

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redpill me on post-structuralism

not gay lad sorry. do like things up my bum occasionally though.

China still executes more people than anywhere else

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no it isnt

based

just straight up and down usually

Is that a fucking Guinness?
gross

tempted to do some solo travel but worried I'll feel like a loser freak

What cause that cleft in a nose?

delicious

not per capita, into the trash it goes

prefer borges

genetics

pakis, commies and yanks

really makes you think

is there anything in this region worth visiting

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we don't have to do gay stuff just walk around and get some pints and recreate In Bruges scenes, I'll be the fat yank and you can be Colin

like the irish
hate the """""""""Irish Americans""""""""""

definitely a woman

am i white lads?

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very disappointed in the economist now

moving to tanzania to spread british culture

shadilay!

like the idea of soylent, i cba to cook meals and wash up all the time

human lives should be measured in per capita

youll feel like a loser freak for sure but force yourself to speak to other tourists its fun, especially the younger yanks theyre great and can talk for hours

there was an article in the mail the other day about bodies of executed prisoners being used in a plastification art exhibit in China

grim reality

hate both

imagine you're SEXING a WOMAN and she screams the LORD'S PRAYER to you in WELSH

what would you do?

I literally only drink Guinness when I drink, what about you lads?

see you at tea!

feel like pure shit - just want an anglo-american atlanticist consensus dedicated to rolling back the frontiers of totalitarianism back xx

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