Uncle user, why dont you have a wife and children? you're an adult!, why do you spend your life on grandma's basement

Why is my niece white?

>What the fuck are you doing in the court of the shitpost king?

I have three nieces and dont need to tell them much since they are able to see my real face.

that is so sad bro

because your sister got BLEACHED

Have you seen half Asians? They look Asian as well. Yellow is stronger than white.

Autismo

then i don't fucking know
magic probably

jokes on you, my brother is even more autistic than me

I have autism. Considering me and your grandfather, there's a 90% chance you have it too.
Get fucked bitch. You're probably a fucking freak.

This just means it is harder to be considered white, aka whites are held to a higher standard, aka makes you out to be weak, aka ching chong tao lao bing bong

Maybe

>This just means it is harder to be considered white
America considers Sudanese people as white. So apparently not.

he looks like a pedo

Your sister adopted a poor kid from France. It's a very noble act.

I’m gonna be the cool uncle. That’s my goal. I’m gonna outshine my brother.

>In the future people will adopt children from France
>There will be adverts asking people to save the French children
Wow

yes, let the muslims reproduce instead

As long as they don't come anywhere near me, go ahead, why should i care if someone else has kids?

Why?
I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.

We're about to have a war with Russia. Of course we'll win, but it'll still make a lot of orphans.

>We're about to have a war with Russia.
lol

I share a country with this fu*king guy

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probably adopt Russians then, it would be easier

Watch us.

My sis's daughter will unironically ask me this when she reaches that age

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Russia isn't going to declare war on France (and America); Putin knows he'd get BTFO. Your country won't declare won on them either.

I do, but only because I am one.

no problem, just report back ten years from now when they have big enough numbers to start voting and being elected, passing laws in line with their islam world view, increasing wellfare and affirmative action

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>w-why doesn't he care about things that don't affect him...

Ah yes having large portions of muslim residents in your country has no sociological effect whatsoever. After all we all bleed red right? xD

who cares fucking retard

you can convert to islam so the new government doesnt kill u lol

>Why aren't you wearing your hijab, hmm? I can ask retarded questions too!

I'm working on something important. Wish me to find one, sweetie!

>be me live in the absolute middle of nowhere
>no muslims to be found
>proclaim i don't have a problem with muslims having children
>''What? You don't want to intervene in others peoples lives?
>''They will swarm you and implement sharia law!!''
Please, fuck off, i owe nobody nothing, if a shitskin wants to have 0 or 10 kids it doesn't affect me in the slightest

Fuckheads like you are why Sweden's in such shit shape today. If I could gut you from navel to throat I would, you piece of filth. *spits*

Okej då, Jonte 16, upplys mig om hur det spelar mig någon som helst roll om några invandrare har barn

>why do you spend your life on grandma's basement

Because I like the feeling of being tucked away in a crawlspace between the cellar and the first floor, sucking on the moisture to survive and occasionally feeding on vermin. I pity you, my niece, who will most likely spend your life doing mundane things like marrying and raising a family and never being able to experience the joy of living on top of a basement!

haha Ivan fu*ked up

>Ivan

why does everyone on Jow Forums have a problem with their sight?

don't make your fu*king flag look like russias flag then you fu*k

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>why do you spend your life on grandma's basement

Because I like the feeling of being tucked away in a crawlspace between the cellar and the first floor, sucking on the moisture to survive and occasionally feeding on vermin. I pity you, my niece, who will most likely spend your life doing mundane things like marrying and raising a family and never being able to experience the joy of living on top of a basement!

Thinly disguised CP request thread.

Where did my brother buy you from? You don't look Iranian.

I'm only 25

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because
a, you are living a society and being indifferent means you aswell might end up on the short end of the stick
b, it will affect him, just not immediately

Dumb girl

>tfw you're going to become the creepy uncle just because you're ugly and introverted/autistic
need to kms soon

Because I'm trying to finish my life's work. This project has drained every ounce of rest from me. But once completed, a new species would bless me as its creator and source; many happy and excellent natures would owe their being to me.

How the fu*k does an arab end up in Australia?

That's my plan.

Australia took in lots of Lebanese.

How him having kids will stop muslims from reproducing?

There's a lot of Lebs and other middle easterners there

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Do you think my cock would fit in your mouth?

>my sister, who's 3 years younger than me, is getting married this year
>I've never even had a gf

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It's easier for her.

just ask your parents to arrange you a marriage, it is not hard

Should've been her bf.

>our birthrates are bellow the needed to maintain the population
>bring in more immigrants! they are healthy for the economy!
come on, you should know better than this

But there are already muslims in his country who breed as rabbits. Even if there will be no more immigrants, muslim population will increase anyway.

>parents want you to get married
>they say they found a girl for you
>"okay how bad it can be"
>she is a literal landwhale with an ugly face

I mean I'm not Chad but I'm not an ugly fat faggot either. My mother always hated my gfs. It is almost like she was jealous of them. Women are strange.

That is why you get your Dad to pick, stupid. As long as he likes you he will pick a good one.

tell that to their govenment
and being a minority of the newborn in your own country also comes from that cuck mentality of not forming a family even when you can afford one just fine

>tell that to their govenment
Tell them what exactly?
>and being a minority of the newborn
...doesn't matter. Today's newborns will not matter for the next 20 years.

Why don't you become my wife then? We can marry when you grow up :^)

>Tell them what exactly?
that they're full
>...doesn't matter. Today's newborns will not matter for the next 20 years.
right...
who is going to pay for their education and health?

>I want to start a family, costing hundreds of thousands of dollars and tens of thousands of hours of time
>to spite people who are different from me

Want to know how I know that you're not getting married, and if you did you'd be getting divorced?

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>that they're full
They will be, when todays immigrants start to breed rapidly.
>who is going to pay for their education and health?
Taxes you pay. But it's actually cheaper than having your own kids. Being a good parent is expensive as fuck.

>be KV
>sister is 31
>has no kids either
Atm I'm doing worse, but at least I have plenty time left.

because ull soon be my wife and children, you little bitch, now stfu and suckk my cock

anyone here remember the original uncle user from /b/?