/brit/

i went to the university of northampton

I'm on prep but thanks for your concern lad

Heh. Could a soyboy do this?
*makes your day*

did he shag her?

Fuck the rest of the world

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piss off benders

height isn't really an issue
or if you do make it out like it is your number one issue, you probably have other issues that you should be focusing on

The dominos is here

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dont like old bart one bit

back to studying x :p

Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

Eating some freedom fries

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any curry man in

if I could push a button and kill the person who made a post that annoyed me I reckon 90% of /brit/ would be dead in two days

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hello n-word

Heard last thread there is a possibility of a secret door under hyde park?

why do they all have shit haircuts?

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fuck the rest of the world

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...

Canadians - gay
Australians - gay
Americans - gay
New Zealanders - gay
White South Africans - gay

English - straight
Scottish - straight
Welsh - straight
Northern Irish - straight

Southern Irish - bisexual

Simple as

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>a manlet with delusions of grandeur
>fat Jew with Alzheimer's
>old hag who threw away her majority and nearly lost the election against a literal Marxist

the fucking STATE of Western leaders

your past (Macron) your present (may) your future (trump)
god (trump) jesus (macron) and the holy ghost (may)
speak no evil (may), hear no evil (trump), see no evil (macron)
Triforce of power (trump), triforce of courage (may), triforce of wisdom (macron)

Considered it for a while. Was highly recommended by a gay mate but then I saw that it can fuck up your liver and stuff so it wasn't really worth it considering the risks. Used Pep once though after a bj where the girl had blood in her mouth. Makes you feel like absolute shit.

mate fingered her in the secret doorway at an underage disco in carlow

anti semitic

it's kind of limiting

60-70% of girls won't date anything below 6ft

*posts pictures of little girls with an undeserved and infuriating sense of arrogance and smugness*

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youtube.com/watch?v=rKxyVmcO-b8
absolute unit

Not much difference between 5'9" and 6 feet t b h lads

nigger what

not sure this is true

Who else thinks she’s peng?

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are labour just assuming that things must be facts if they rhyme now lmao

19 and no gf

I am a defective human

pans

lmao no
you browse Jow Forums too much

yeah I'm only gonna use it for a few years max while I slut it up because of the health effects

I would almost certainly have HIV by now if I wasn't on prep, I have a ridiculous amount of gay sex

Bombing innocent Syrians in a conflict that has nothing to do with you, because your Saudi and Israeli overlords desired it. Well done.

cn't decide if 7718 deserves a grug or a hatpost

just saw a bunch of couples that reminded me of us x

need that to peck on my bollocks

LITERALLY just got this at work
lmoa

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hello, is anyone alive down there?

>Southern England
>Straight

Triforce of power (trump), triforce of courage (may), triforce of wisdom (macron)

genuinely wish the word "p*ng" was a bannable offence
fucking hate wogs

hard to tell, can only see the whites of its eyes and teeth.

paddy midge

Who are you talking to?

Why are brits so white?
They sometimes look albino tbqh

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Not so fast, Ted.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cj2eUpt3MVE

any GAY music man IN

>Girl in work doesn't like me back
>I'd happily leave my gf for her if she did

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lanky virgin freak

what was that shit

what does it mean if you would suck a lad off but the thought of having an emotional, loving relationship with another man repulses you?

west brit

peng

love this look
youtube.com/watch?v=K-NjfzNBEnQ

bender

*glares at audience whilst holding microphone*
Any twitter uses in?
Thing about twitter is it's so left wing that it's mental. But it's not even left wing left wing. It's centre left. Blairites, Prescotts, Clintons and the like.
Whilst venturing over to the ol' Youtube and you can see copious comment sections that adore Trump, copious comment sections that adore Bernie - but I don't think I've seen a pro-Hillary comment section once.
Even on her own fucking channel.

It's like it's the EXACT inverse of twitter.
Wonder why that is.

- Edward from London

>Why are brits so white?
>They sometimes look albino tbqh

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bit on the racist side

you just know...

I see Brits still cant take that their former colonies are more powerful than Britain now.

would have flung the ingrate over the channel with one kick

Perfidious Albion, aka you lot

26 khhv

had someone describe me (accurately) as having no discernible personality. I wasn't even offended because it's true.

means you're grim

You need to fuck off.

puncture your nadsack

juice everywhere, luv that thought

>chad tall bro: its ok bro youre not that short heres this petite stacy's number dude
>virgin freak lankoid: manlets are subhuman reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Screaming

wanna shag me?
i'm a virgin btw

Are you lost?

>pookraine

hate old cunts

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all these people thinking that using a missile takes away money from the NHS or the homeless need hanging, as if the PM is just sitting there signing a cheque every time one is fired, fucking melts.

t. manlet

shitheads

>hard to tell, can only see the whites of its eyes and teeth.

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fUCK
oFF
uNDER
aGE

he's very grateful actually, good lad