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what about deano

Why would I care what Chadwick Boseman does?

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

I want to rape qt british boys

Who robbed the hash from the gaf,
When he finds out who it is you know someone's getting bashed,
It was his last joint and it was squidgy black
Who'll have his back before a gaf be getting smashed, Check it

I wake up outta bed and I was gumming for a toke,
Of the squidgy black, whopper hash, best thing I've ever smoked,
To my surprise it was fucking stroked,
Some thief has me reef, this better not be a joke.
I get the gats, I call Jay and Stevo,
What's up pal yeah they already know,
Parked outside front door ready to go,
Some rats getting clipped tonight for robbing me last joint of blow,
Two in the front, two in the back, driving nice and slow,
Drinking cans of amstel, sniffing peruvian snow,
Getting baked too, can't forget the blunts tho,
Bout' to catch a body in this fucking fiat punto

I robbed the hash from the gaf,
I was gumming for a joint and I finished all me sacks,
I was told on the street Alex had some squidgy black,
So I broke into his gaf and threw the squidgy down me cax, che
Crept in real slow,
Bedroom window,
Next thing before he knows, the sucker has no fucking blow,
Casper takes it to the toes, Casper's munching cheerios,
Casper will destroy his foes, that's just how the story goes.

Parked up on the street and I recognise the smell,
I'm hoping it's me squidgy black but only time can tell,
I end up at this gaf someone's about to say farewell,
The door goes through with me and me crew, fuck ringing the bell,
We stroll into a room and then we're caught off by surprise,
Casper Walsh smoking me blow, couldn't believe me eyes,
You relax now Alex pal no one needs to die,
I had to stroke your blow cause there was no other blow to buy,
Ye thick because of you I almost shot a bird in the face,
She's probably ratting right now, and that joint better not be laced,
It is it's laced with K2 lemon breeze kush but thats beside the point,
But down the gun relax your cax and we can share this joint
I caught this little rat, I got this fucking thief

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flippin heck threads are going fast tonight

crap band and henry rollins is retarded

peng

I want to lead a Battalion of 500 White Britons into Moscow and behead every Russian and display them as trophies on my Essex Horse

enoch powell was a tory bellend
more of an oswald man myself

was walking home drunk with my mates last night and we saw this schizo-like guy who reminded me of tim and he saw us walking towards him (we're a bunch of manlets, not a threat) and he stops and stares at us like a deer caught in headlights
so then he gives us the widest possible berth and is walking in the road to avoid us and he's looking around at us a lot

so I decided it'd be funny if we started chasing after him and making noises, so we did and he legitimately shat himself as he ran away
strange man

h-hi :3

...

Hehe drugs are are cool *dies from drugs*

>good
>working class
elige uno

*Saunters in*
Alri lads

>most important speech in British postwar history has to be surrounded by Paki commentary in order to air on the BBC

>White Britons
who

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

skrr

t. 15% muslim

oh my days
fucking state of your life

How is that an argument? What are you trying to say?

PENG AF

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twitter.com/AP/status/985024597459390469
the frogs are on a higher plane of 8d chess than even thought possible before

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*virgin freak alarm starts going nuts*

do they air hitler speeches in furmany?

tuuuuuuunnnnneeee iiiiiiiinnnn laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads

remember when i was 6 years old two girls were standing outside our primary school gates at lunch and flashed their tits at us, didnt know what was going on at the time

nary a pixel

any /nolicence/ man in

Why do I love this image so much lads?
It looks so PURE.

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nazi freak

its starting lads

WE'VE GOT SALAH
OHH MANE MANE

>We got his cell phone, sir!!
>He knew we were coming, it seems like he deleted all his contacts except his mom

Cherrypicking.

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dyed blonde hair

Yessssss racism on t' state radio!

elle fanning is the pengest girl in existence

what is lad?

what's wrong with being Muslim? I am Muslim. behead and rape you next week. yes, in THAT order.

soyboy

LOL

enoch was a good midlands man

I unironically am excited about it, though. I like it.

>I traced his phone, sir. He's at his home address.
>I've got infrared now. Looks like he's alone.
>On a Saturday night? Doesn't he have any friends?

oбнapyжeн чeчeн

>Born as Rotha Beryl Lintorn Orman in Kensington, London, she was the daughter of Charles Edward Orman, a major from the Essex Regiment, and his wife, Blanch Lintorn, née Simmons.
>Dependent on alcohol and other drugs,[16] rumours about her private life began to damage her reputation, until her mother stopped her funding amid lurid tales of alcohol, other drugs and orgies.
Hmm... So she was a drug-addled, degenerate NEET who came from a relatively nice family... I suppose rorkes never change.

oh my dayyyyysss bruv these girls are PENG

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rivers of blood speech on bbc radio4

Imagine having a gf this peng

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:(

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She isn't even the pengest girl in that image you fucking gaylord

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get one with it you hand-wringing faggots. just read the speech
fucking cucks

doing research lads

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Non-whites being scared on the streets was what made Britain great.

whoops forgot pic
went and bungled my post
agh

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>sir, he has only visited one website the entire time we have been watching him
>what are we dealing with here..drugs?..arms?...sex trafficking? give me something
>well err..sir its a website dedicated to tv shows
>tv shows??why are you wasting my time get out of here
>well sir, its...its just that he doesn't own a tv

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stop cherrypicking ugly women, bigot

holy christ niggers are so ugly

The word peng has been said in this thread 6 times.

/shit/ is dead

very german / midwestern face

how many contacts do you have lads?

what's the deal with lad he makes fucking awful music

P E N G

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Look at this girl lads aren’t blonde haired blue eyed white women superior

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>says he didnt rape her sir, in fact he claims to be a virgin
>does he honestly expect us to buy that? isnt he in his 20s?

the average black looks like that retard. the cherrypicked images are the ones you see posted in the black girl threads
t.lots of darkies in my uni

the (furry) proto-gf is better looking than her

Looks like Alex Jones

looks like a slav or white trash haha

Literally me

/tv/ is for shitposting

OH M'BONGO WE LOVE YOU
AND YOUR 12 INCH COCK TOO
PLEASE SCORE A GOAL
YOURE THE GREATEST FOOTBALLER IN THE WORLD
PLEASE SHAG MY WIFE

what is a proto gf

blue eyes and blonde hair automatically increases your worth

Tottenham hotshite exposed AGAIN

How is she ugly you retards? You just can’t admit that chocolate is better.

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>sir we noticed he only moves when he hears noise from outside his window
>what do you mean?
>observe
>*loudly shuts car door*
>*pale sickly figure appears, conspicuously scanning the street behind the curtain for a few seconds*

paddy...............

thrilling saga

the gf

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coloured (green blue w.e.) eyes on dark (but not black hair) on white skin is the aesthetic ideal

Is it wojak? Haha

*does a little dance*

wahey lads

WAHEY

I can't get over just how PENG these birds are bruv, you get me?

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blonde eyes blue hair

Do you remember the video game prototype and its predecessor prototype 2?

what happened to her hand haha

hitting a bit close to home with these lad