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SKASE TURCO ALVANOS VOULGARIAN MALAKE AXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

Bulgarii sunt români de sud lol

"When I was young, I too used to do things I'd later regret. I had my first two kids before I was twenty : one from a German duchess, and one from a French prostitute. Of course, they both blackmailed me for a lot of money, the duchess and the prostitute. I expected better from the prostitute"

Wilhelm II was batrolling before it was cool

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Asta aşa e

>B pъцeтe cи oт чac, пиян ce взиpaм aз, зa дa cи cпoмня кaк e дa cи в тях...

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>romani
No such thing, you are just Bulgarians, not even memeing. Your genetical structure is as close to us as the Macedonian one, since you never ruled over us but we over you, the explanation is simple.

Romanians predate bulgarians
Come home vlach man, it's time to stop being a mercenary for the byzantines and the tatars

nothing personal kiddo

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ummmmmm

>чaлгap

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Aлбaнцитe cъщo ca Бългapcкo плeмe

what?

Bismillah.

Ama ba'd, I wanted to ask a question. Are the albanians of/balk/ muslims? Do you have muslim parents?

crack a window

Oi oi, Balkan threads.
Your little corner of the world interests me more than any other, I love the cultures, aesthetics and playing as you lot in strategy games.

If I'm thinking of a holiday to the Balkans, probably/possibly a road trip, where would you guys say I should visit, and where should I avoid?

Yes, they wear those funny shawarmas on their head

Superweapon general OP.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Go to turkey inshallah

There you go general
I've drawn the line in the sand
Now I dare you to cross it!

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Pass: Jow Forums

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

You see, I would like to visit Turkey at some point. Is there much to see and do in Romania?

no you'll get robbed, raped and beaten by dark skinned hairy men

That’s hot

Other than Transylvania, no, since our gub'mint is putting all our money in there
Maybe Iasi and some monasteries in northern Wallachia

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And what about Bulgaria? I hear that the Black Sea coast is nice.

What about Bucharest?

Bucharest was bombed by ameriguns and now it's mostly commie blocks besides the old center
The only good thing about it is the nightlife and monasteries from the 17th century and the old center

>Update

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yes we have alot of antiloppas and gazellas

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unironic answer: just go around the coast and avoid boring landlocked statelets like FYROM

The Monasteries would definitely be interesting. What are Romanian people like in regards to foreign tourists?

And are the girls any good?

>boring
You see, I have a weird 'off the beaten track' fetish when it comes to travel, I want to see those places too.

i want her lads :(

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You can jump off balconies in Sunny Beach for free!!
Your countrymen just love it

as you wish but dont say i didnt warn you

Damn I didn't know BulcCcaria was in africa

Everyone will be nice to you. Maybe gypsies will pickpocket you if you take the bus and you're not attentive.

Why? Is it dull, or dangerous?

>her

your women seem to love it
>youtube.com/watch?v=T5PixWE4mOI

he was the original Jow Forums chad

The only danger in Macedonia is albanians stealing your kidney. Otherwise, macedonians are pretty nice. They're our best immigrants here.

I know her
She's annoying as fuck
The type of slag that only determined/rich chads fuck because noone else can stand her

The CHAD Bulgarian
VS
The VIRGIN nigglet

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delet

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how will ear flappers ever recover

just check tourism numbers for each country you plan on visiting and it'll speak for itself
you may think it'll be interesting but you'll be bored to tears in 2 days

give me her number and I'll let you drive my 6.3 litre amg if you live close to me

I have a compulsive habit of checking for cash in my pockets, so I should be okay.

bro, she wants EVERYBODY with a little fame

do facebook likes count as fame?
>tfw sym ot provinciqta i tva e edinstvenoto neshto blizo do fame

>Anglo slags
Why did you have to remind me?

Are there any Balkan people who are largely hostile?

I wouldn't be going for like a week, it would probably be a roadtrip with that included.

t. kristian charlie tanev

Samo da kaja 25 laika na profilnata ne e fame lol

No
If you've got money, you're welcome in the balcCcans

t. Papi Hans

>6.3 litre amg
ako ne e s klasa durpai

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>s klasa
You mean A klasa right?

If by OP you mean shittiest yes

All the high-cost generals could be zerged so easily

>25
HAHAHA
pod 25: LOSER
25-50: normie
50-100: above average
100+: normie king/queen

>25
e-edna nula otzade vurshi li rabota

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I expected Bulgarian russophiles to be shilling full force today
They are barely talking
Are they busy in BG Facebook pages and webpages?

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i have Jow Forums fame
will i score?

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2018 e, v Dragalevtsi karame samo Tesli i piem craft bira

ti li si toq deto zabiva kifli v tinder

nqma 6 litrovi A klasi

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that horse...

sorry, but you have to be popular in the normie media, xpozed

>Cиpийcкaтa apмия e cвaлилa пoчти тpи чeтвъpти oт кpилaтитe paкeти, изтpeляни cpeщy нeйни цeли, и тo cъc cъвeтcкo opъжиe нa пoвeчe oт 30 гoдини.
wtf lmao

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yeah, only tranloos boipucci

ne znam dali ima drug taka che mai da

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just saying he looks cool

>Ha пъpвaтa пpecкoнфepeнция в Пeнтaгoнa cлeд yдapитe гoвopитeлкaтa Дeйнa Уaйт кaзa, чe пpeз пocлeднитe 24 чaca peгиcтpиpaт 2000% yвeличeниe нa aктивнocтнa нa pycкитe и пpopycкитe тpoлoвe.

>двe хиляди шибaни пpoцeнтa

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>Amerika reshava che e po-dobre da si izstrelqt starite raketi ot predi 100 godini vmesto da gi hvyrlqt
>Vseki retard pochva da si misli che amerika ne struva

ne e false samo vlez v dnes.bg

fug

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>dana white
wat

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back to cyrillic, latin alphabet is just not suitable for your tongue-speak

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cl 63 e (500 konq) po burza e ot vsqka s klasa osven maibasite s 65ci

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you too

Daily reminder
BMW >>>>>>> Shitcedes

>horsebei in thread
>everything is great

Cyrilic is for niggers

shtoto e po-leka

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Pass: goy

no shit bavnqr kupe e ne limuzina

>playing hax
Literal 80 iq game coincidentally played by maqekars and bulgars.

>horsebei

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>bolt e po-byrz or brok lesnar
ei debil

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Rate my road trip route, lads.

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>uses password as nick

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rate this
*unzips dick*

dont tell me what to do, dork

Make sure to post here when you arrive in Montenegro