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poo, poo nigger
Well? I say 4
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weird not having a gf anymore, it's been five years, only proper one i've ever had
dunno how to ask someone out and all that
wonder how many groupie irish slags theyve shagged
Going for pints with me oul pal when hes out of work at 11
3 6 and 7 would be full long before 4 lad
What accent is that? Its the same as vocaroo yank
3 2bh with you lads
delete this mate
if you want to improve your life, try lifting some dumbbells every day for ~10 to 15 minutes
Ahhh so this is what Kant meant when he referred to the philosophy of aesthetic sublimity
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an absolute classic
Israel has made the most of the have they have been dealt with
can't say that about any other people on this planet
can't wait until this lad becomes a meme and i (Lrewisham) can tell you all i found it
i imagine its easy as fuck being american and getting a girlfriend because you lot are always over talkative and exaggerated so you can get away with a lot more
Feel so good I feel so fine
Love that little lady always on my mind
Gives me lovin' every night and day
Never gonna leave her, never goin' away
the lyrics to this song are hilarious
love versatile from manchester x
same accent as irish vocaroo lad*
housemate only talks to me in order to tell me off lads.
today she had a go because no one had put the dish towel in the washing machine.
its mental how spotless our flat is and yet she'll find the smallest thing to have a word with me about.
the reason is that before i moved in apparently they had a mouse problem so she's all neurotic from that, but to be honest her telling me off every other day for the most trivial of things is probably equally annoying as a mouse infestation.
refuse to click on that
anyone up for a slagting thread?
mmm
she looks so British
Are versatile satirical or what?
or just get on a proper routine rather than lifting some shitty dumbbells LMAO
Jow ForumsCasualUK is laughing at us again...
Hand*
+___________+
also,
CHHHHOOOOOOOoooooOoooOONNN
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Hello darkness my old friend...
why would anyone fuck a gook?
>dude your beard is ginger
havent noticed pal
oi 190 u here m8
oi alan u here m8
just say to her "can you stop having a go at me", she'll probably reflect on her actions and lay off of you, probably
no no you don't need a proper routine
the point of it isn't to gain muscle
it's a hormonal thing
it'll improve your confidence, and make you think clearer
Are you the Brit in Germany or an actual Kraut?
Their satire fluctuates greatly, tunes like OP are obliviously satirical rip-offs of 90s rap but songs like their most recent single, ketamine, condense a very poignant philosophical message. Their first big hit mad scene was a beauty.
what phenotype is this
>not posting the new anthem
dublin you spastio
bit of both init
What's up?!
Yeah, Outburst, yeah
OUTBURST in the biz
And we're selling brown now yeah!
Look at these tshirts, look at these chains, look at these runners
[Alex]
It's Gucci, we could never afford Gucci!
[Casper]
I wear Gucci now, pal yeah
It's only branded
Branded clothes only, pal
Get the fuck out me face
Fuck out me face
Alex let them know what's up
[Verse 1: Alex]
OUTBURST, Saint Crew
You know how we do
Faded from the joints
And from sniffing the glue!
It all came out of nowhere
Out of the blue
But it was always gonna happen
Even all the boys knew
We get whacked on a regular basis
All the boys walkin' around out of their faces
Stall it down the swings pal, fuck other places
We got lots of green and its stacked in the cases
We dished out the most brown in the country
We're the reason your ma's a fat junkie
Now get out of me face because of the munchies
Stall into the shop boys, dying for a crunchie!
I'd like to thank all the smackheads on abbey street
For paying for the fresh Lacoste that are on me feet!
I sold you brown, then you lost all your fuckin' teeth!
What's up pal, where ya?
Yeah, beside the suite!
every time I think "that's too ridiculous, it won't happen" it does
just get on some proper gear, you'll be shredded in 6 months
ah yes
fireworks
excellent
Any Buckfast man in?
why would anyone fuck you?
irish
hate being a manlet tbqh
I'm German (white)
Lads, where can I listen to the Enoch Powell speech? Did it happen yet?
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EVERYBODY'S OUT TO GET ME
>germans
>white
oh honey
lad
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My man
A drink for the thinking Hibernian/Scotch man
Slag.
you missed it
it's on the internet somewhere though
i'm a cultured european football manager
all my grandparents were certified aryans and I have blond hair
haha
literally never had an STI test before, is that bad?
tempted to do this.
'the only things you ever say to me are complaining about things and yet objectively i have never left a mess, i have never not washed dishes, i have never left anything stained and you have seen how i try to actively remove any signs of my usage of anything. so please can you just solve whatever small thing annoys you, by yourself and not ask me about it.
probably won't because expecting women to be reasonable is a fool's game.
because I'm handsome and gorgeous whereas you're some seething little slitty eyed freak
did they get DRESDEN'd??
good looking lads
Not a fan of mom jeans.
If you want Enoch censored you are a nazi book burner
BEADY EYES, ANGLO LIES
screaming
wow that's funny
definitely worth posting
Tinder date flaked on me at the last minute lads. Not replying to my messages. Lucky I didn't actually go.
since the irish got over their spud shortage thing can they take their diaspora back?
found this on sickipedia haha
femoid
seething
creasin at this 2bh
>go to GP
>tell him symptoms
>he puts them in google
>diagnosis is the first result
>start treatment
>1 week later, no change
>diagnosis is the second result
>start treatment
>1 week later, no change
>continue until the right diagnosis is happened upon
why the FUCK do people respect doctors
putin is a cryptojewish neobolshevik
prolonged audible laughter at this
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Circle harmonic progression
yeah they can stay in my gaff lmao
can you send them by fax? cheers
why do you change your trip every day you absolute fucking narcissistic cunt
me lol :J
would kill my own mother to shag this once
>probably won't because expecting women to be reasonable is a fool's game.
not true 2bh
probably just need to change your attitude
I like this pair because they expose the lower leg
Also, high waist until I lose my tummy fat
>Circle harmonic progression
arabs a race of bugmen
chinese are a bunch of insects
slavs are a drunk horde
yeah i would recommend just having a confrontation about it, they're never ever pleasant to have but she's not going to be aware of it unless you tell her
she isn't going to be reasonable but if you put it in as agreeable terms as possible that would prevent her being overly bitchy about it, probbaly
are you saying women are generally reasonable?