/brit/

the crew

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wish I'd die in my sleep

anyone else just had enough of england?

The rain
The cold
The astronomical cost of living
The low salaries
The loneliness culture
Everything is just awful

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FUCK OFF TO CASUALUSA THEN YOU SILLY TWAT

You just KNOW.

business idea: fascist democracy

youtube.com/watch?v=Fvn6tpo0-vI

are nige

>giving a shit about reddo karma seeking twats

sort yourself out

poo willy wank fart!!!

WAAAAAAH, WAAAAAAH, WAAAAAH,BABY WANTS MILK, BABY WANTS MILK, I'M THIRSTY, FEED ME, FEED BABY MILK

any /motd/ man in

you have LITERALLY been posting this all day

what's that animated film with tits

I only like Charles

if only all Britain had but one neck
I would slit it

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almost all fascists are democratically elected

Americans have become completely alienated from the culture of Britain and Ireland. I dont know why they come here, they're plastic.

>women are alright
somebody hat this clown.

women are genuinely malevolent. just because you're sister is nice doesn't mean that women are off the hook.

Does Britbullying ever get to you?

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heavy metal

Really activates the almonds.

depressing to think there are people who have died without ever trying magic mushrooms

*sucks on your tits*

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what compelled you to type this utter shite out
fucking hell have a look in the mirror

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did a few push ups

Talk of the exclusion of the Duke of York from the rightful succession is treason. Any who speak of it set themselves against legitimate authority and are the heirs in spirit to those rebels who so recently plunged our country into rebellion and civil war. Can anyone here contemplate such evil without horror? Let there be no confusion. The Duke of York is my heir and will remain so. His right is ordained by God and no man may alter it. Anyone who denies this truth makes themselves an enemy of God, King and country. Think on that before you take another step towards chaos. All the world may see what a point we have come to. Nothing that begins in such division is likely to end well. I declare Parliament dissolved. Gentlemen, go home. I will not trouble you any further.

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can't wait for king chas to be honest with you lad

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Calm down you absolute melt.

Just imagine not expropriating their assets and letting some relics of a past age continue to the abuse of their forebears

you never make friends in your 20s

you're in the stage of contemporaries by then

yeah...

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ah yes, let's sit around a table in a smelly pub on a saturday night and talk absolute shit. the normie experience

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they all look proper weird

think monarchy is a nice idea but the reality of it is strange and unsettling, inbred fuckers

had a horrible day that has destroyed all my confidence and has pushed me back into depression

is this a retro gimmick? I feel like I remember this from like 14/15

sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't but having visited this site for 3 years now i know lot of it is just banter and that's just the climate of Jow Forums you need to get used to

Funny they say that when I'm reading about structuralism, semiotics, poststructuralism and the analysis of meaning as we speak

virgin freak

Like seriously, Australians could relate to the culture of Britain and Ireland but yanks simply cannot. They're way too far gone.

samefag

The proto-/brit/

good for you

unironically made a new friend recently and i'm 27

I remember it too

you all see those horses die at the grand national today haha worth it though made £10

/brit/ is just a virtual version of this though

What fucks me off is when people say I'm lying about being a virgin at my advanced age. They're such a normie cunt they cannot even comprehend that it's possible.

What’s wrong, did a child look at you funny?

Fragile little flower

I both feel sorry and loathe most of you in equal measure. Most of your have shitty lives, but the reality is it's because you're tedious obnoxious cunts and have no one else to blame but yourselves for your own pathetic existences.

тyпoй

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not a virgin, had sex with lots of different women

MGSV was a great game, simple as

what's your superior alternative?
sitting in your room smoking pot and being "deep?"

of all the things I lost, I miss my toast the most

EVERY TIME a new woman starts at toil, the other women are bitching about her from day one. They are so insanely jealous of any girl prettier than them.

I was born disadvantaged

>the "australians aren't just desert yanks" meme
ah yes

virgin freak

what could it mean? lost knowledge

poo! you've got a (you) and that's amazing

mama l'm a criminal

Wake up-toil
Brush teeth -toil
Getting dressed-toil
Cook-toil
Eat-toil
Dishes-toil
Commute-toil
Shower-toil
Toil
Audiobook on a walk-toil during toil's lunch-toil
Commute-toil
Gym-toil
Shower-toil
Get dressed-toil
Commute-toil
Cook-toil
Eat-toil
Dishes-toil
Rest-toil (study-toil and toilpost-toil)
Sleep-toil

The so called life-toil

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any slav hating man in

NGE is the height of human achievement

Tune
youtube.com/watch?v=8fGLiIvKKys

I'm always targeted by charity people in the street, I must reek soy

what happens if you don;t poo he he

im high no xanxax know dont mind my ADHD okay?

GOOD lad
youtube.com/watch?v=xCorJG9mubk

WAKE UP

BRRRUSHIPUTANURRTI MAKEUP

>what happens if you don;t poo he he
Is this where I pull the "shit might happen" scheme?

forgot about

read-toil
social-toil
drugs-toil

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feel like that tourrets britboi wankerr!!

except your "mates" are mentally ill psychotics

you dont get high on xanax

They don't usually bother me because I look like a right miserable angry bastard

youtube.com/watch?v=bDpRs5oJWaM

only have once and that was when I took a 10 minute nap and woke up absolutely fucked and monged out and smashed down my door in rage

this, I know you're not talking about me though, I'm genuinely a great poster and I always make people laugh and feel good

ENOCH POWELL BTFO

based moggy mogg

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tune
youtube.com/watch?v=e0GVixJvt-g

honeslty prefer /brit/ to my mates

i love my mates and i love that i can do actual things with them but i fucking hate chatting about normie shite, cannot stand it

none of that bollocks here

Which Richard Ayoade are you?

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so lonely
so alone

i've accidentally run to windsor