/asean/

am woke

we woke as fuck najbol gang whoop whoop

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Can someone explain the lah thing?

lah = laboring asean helper

I heard from somewhere that it's actually derived from how scouse people use the word "lad"

Did anyone watch yesterday's Failon Ngayon episode? Everything after the first teacher segment is autism.

Jesus Christ.

did you know that tempe bongrek is banned because its toxicity? tmyk

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hujan

Remember old folks saying guise
Your mouth is your tiger, beware of it because it can cause harm

>3days ago
>cousin's marriage will be held soon in 2 days
>grandma invites me and mom to discuss it
>it also involves the discussion to buy a gift like board of art flower bouquet to congrats my cousin
>I, jokingly said that we should make another one to mourning someone's death
>mom and grandma feel so cringey about it, not funny because joking about death
>feel embarrassed, thank god it,s only grandma and mom on the site at that time
>2 days later, cousin's wedding day
>me, the guy who only want to get home quick after this event
>day noon, mom got call from grandma who go home first because worry the bedridden grandpa
>"..........grandpa is dead"
>grandpa was passed away
>everybody is panicked at the event, rushed the show
> at afternoon, i remember about the joke I made 2 days ago
>mfw

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>spewing 'dark' jokes in front of ur family
cringe

Talk shit, get hit. Right?
Rest In Peace, bro

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pengen

ngentot

gan

memek

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No, please explain?

>Some cringey faggot said 2030 Indonesia bubar
i-its not gonna happen, r-right?

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Bubar or not is not the question
How many of you would perish this time is the question

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Just to go on record, Ichigo did nothing wrong. Oni was always wrong. No, your backstory doesn't give you the right to be a bitch.

why not?
we're heading that way rn

This

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Pengumuman untuk para penghuni /asean/ mohon untuk tidak ikut migrasi ke boards.fscchan.nl karena hanya menambah kanker. Tidak usah main ke board lokal, cukup di sini saja.
Terimakasih

>Feceschan

ya ampun banyak banget yang underage di sana

It's canadian equivalent of "eh"

Of course not. By 2030 /asean/ will be the 2nd superpower below China.

kasih tau dong wan hidden boardnya selain /r18/ dan /bf/

orang korea kalo ngomong "R" jadi "L"
orang jepang kalo ngomong "L" jadi "R"

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>Quezon City
>there was an overload of BIKE LANE signs in QMC
>there were so many signs around a few schools
>some overhead road signs contain Roman numbers instead of distances
>almost all for no clear reason

orang jepang dan korea semua sama, lidah mereka pendek

What's your favorite XXXTentacion song, /asean/?

sama kek kontolnya dong, hehe

>listens to le creature niggers rap jumbo mumbo

sorry mate I'm not into that shit

kontolnya juga pendek
owkowkokwokwokwo

But it's good! Listen to this masterpiece
youtube.com/watch?v=FAucVNRx_mU

I don't really follow western musics, the only western band I like is A7X.

CANT KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS

hehehehehehe

sorry mate. I listened to it but it's not my type.

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soundcloud rapper boring

sounds kinda generic, I stopped listening to most rap but a few years back I enjoyed this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=t4kkzsRJObE

Post >yfw Our Naj wins again

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Does your country have evolution-deniers?

>Vietnam
>No

They either don't know about evolution or agree that evolution is real.

Long live najib mate

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why is malaysia so cute?

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We are the Soyboys of the Southeast

He's 92 (ninety two) years old!

Because we're the 'Murrica of asia, full of degenerate people

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melayu balik kampung

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>a monarch fuck puts a little charade by holding an "election" so his subjects wont revolt and can pretend to have a bit of "freedom"
>taxpayer still gets to pay the election cost
>taxpayer still gets to pay his lavish lifestyle while he's practically doing nothing all day
lmoa

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At this point I'm just dumping reaction pictures

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Tbh benar-benar memalukan hanya indog apalagi para jawa yang suka ngomong anjing jancok su bahkan di luar negeri
Malu baka, udah mirip turis cina aja
Ya ada bocah sunda penghuni /ptg/ nyasar di sana, dan pendatang dari kaskus. Walaupun sebelumnya damai tapi akhir-akhir ini banyak pendatang tak diundang.
Kaukah yang buat timestamp tu di Jow Forums ke?
Don't spread hidden board pls.
/bawang/ disembunyikan ada alasannya.

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It's kinda bizzare seeing other countries, especially Western ones speaking Malay

>Don't spread hidden board pls.
Too bad /z/ is removed

Iya mas

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Semua tu kerana persoalan rendang crispy
Board tu kena kanker bocah pula

Timestampmu burik kali, apa macam pula itu he?
Tak payah guna tu macam resit la, mana ada timestamp dengan tarik berbeza? Kau betul mangkuk nyer ah

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Apa yang susah nak faham? Bukannya nak buktikan tarikh sama, cuma bukti yang aku orang Malaysia. Itu je. Resit dah ada atas meja, guna je la. Takkan la semangat sangat sampai nak guna IC atau passport bagai.

How do I become a cuck?

Sekarang pun kau dah nampak kan bendera aku ni Malaysia. So apa masalahnya? Mabuk ke apek?

Ayen having a meltdown lmao

based my brother

We don't really have vocal American-style evolution deniers here, most people here who don't believe in evolution do so mpre out of a lack of education rather than denial.

>bagyong Thanos

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I will be enjoying opposition supporters' meltdown on the election day. Best present ever for my birthday that day.

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Why does a foreigner like you care so much about Malaysian politics anyway?

What happened?

He got exposed as a foreigner and now he's on full damage control.

>work at tourist hotspot
>everyday chinkdons tourist come in here
>like, a lot

Wtf go somewhere else jfc I'm so tired leave me and my place alone. Fucking hate it when they brought like, 7 generations of their family in here too (ancestors, grandparents and their children, fucking toyol of a grandchildren running around, cucu piut and miut juga)

holy shit why the fuck you fucking chinkdons are really loud too???
reeeeeeeeeee

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Ayen is a foreigner?

Yes, he is Indonesian. Why do you think he always speaks Indonesian and frequents an Indonesian imageboard?

It's been a while since I've been lurking on Jow Forums, good to know that there's still drama on /asean/

why is our weather so autistic?
>go for jog thinking it won't rain since it already rained twice today
>run half of my usual distance, starts to rain
>decide to head home quickly before it gets heavy
>reach home
>rain immediately stops
>mfw

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>going outside
>not being an unproductive member of society instead

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how else am I supposed to acquire a beautiful fembody and thicc thighs so that I can whore myself for you faggots here some day?

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Based

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I'd rather have a slutty elf

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she's gone oh i oh i oh i

Where the fuk have you been? I was trying to show my s.pura-gf that there was a live community here, but no asean thread for hours!

B-, DONT MAKE ME THAW UP LKY's REMAINS.

Hello, jungle niggers.
Death to all jakartans & teman ahok as always.

Bye.

ngomong opo juragan?