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How long have you been a neet ?
What did you do before ?

How do you fill your days ?
How do you cope ?

Do you have future plans ?

>about a year
>industrial design

>internet, sex, food and alcohol
>i escape reality through the power of the internet

>apprenticeship in pastry buy i have low self esteem

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I want to be a neet, but I dont know how. When I get home, I'm going to try to learn zbrush, but god only knows how my future is going to play out.

Why do you wanna kill yourself ?

Cuz Im already an asocial, family-less, genetic dead end.
Or did you mean zbrush? cuz I like sculpting

>14 years
>i studied maths at university, i got (what you'd call) a phd, i never worked

>internet, books, music
>i don't really care anymore, i like it that way, i even go outside sometimes and have friends

>haha

You can sculpt in real life with clay you know if zbrush is too complex for you

You couldn't find a job in russia ?
Or were you too afraid to look for one ?

No I know I can sculpt, it was my major. But now I need to learn something actually worth while/marketable, cuz fuck me if I had any guidance

i just dont like working.. and yeah my skills aren't really that employable

I thought about becoming a 3d modeller for the industry since I love 3d softwares but you have to love math and shit so I quit. Yeah well practice softwares then, the internet is full of tutorials

Typical worthless neet mentality, blaming everyone but yourself for your failures. Its your fucking responsibility to learn marketable skills and no one is going to hold your hand

two months
student

Jow Forums and gaming
see above

I wish I had, things ain't looking right.

Do you write or produce stuff ?

>wageslaves thinking they have it better

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Why aren't they ?

Don't you feel ashamed ? I feel like that all the fucking time. But it's not enough to push to me to find something because I procrastinate and escape the problem everytime

There's nothing that interests me that wants me to remain alive and I do nothing about it.

4 years now
School
Browsing the web, overthinking everything
I don't
No

If you still haven't killed yourself, there has to be something or someone that is keeping you alive

overthinking is the real killer

no, i'm not really creative. i draw sometimes, but i'm really bad at it :/

>something or someone that is keeping you alive
Cowardice and my parents.

But it's only been two months. Some people have been NEETs for years

What about science

How do you have sex as a neet?

I'm a faggot and still relatively cute and thin so I can get laid as much as I want using gay hookup apps.

But being a NEET prevents me from dating since it prevents you from moving forward

Me being a neet leeching off my parents is just a recent addition to my list of issues.

Our parents are supposed to provide for us, no one precented them from using condoms.

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Ive been a neet forever. I am 22
The longest ive held a job is a couple weeks

You get used to it after a while, for me there was a depression phase, an anger phase. Something interesting will happen though, you have all this free time and eventually you start doing something with it, at first you still assosciate free time with leisure, so you just do what you do when you werent in school or working, playing video games, watching TV etc. Eventually you actually actively start creating things with your free time. Because you probably come from plebian ancestry it will take you longer to learn new things, but given enough time you will.

My future plans are to go travelling and to explore more.

i should add i am psychotic and i cant sleep without antipsychotics, ive been in a mental hospital for 2 weeks.

So what quality activites do you engage in ?

Travel with your parents' money ?

No. I don't like leeching off them. And they're supposed to provide for us during our childhood.

>sex, food and alcohol
How? The last time I spoke to a woman in the real world was three years ago.

In my spare time, I write short stories and post them to Amazon

I'm still a neet at 25. I've been slowly doing programming-related contract work online and I'm filing taxes for the first time this year.

If you have skills, there's sort of a way to escape being a neet. Just need to meet someone who needs what you haev.

Don't make me feel guilty user

I said earlier that I'm a faggot

Do they sell well ? How much do you earn ?

Yeah i have a ticket to hawaii on the 18th im going to be homeless there much better than living with my mom. I recently made a jurassic park map for garrys mod and i like to play with the piano

I'm just saying how I feel about it.

Are you sure that it's a good idea ?

>How long have you been a neet ?
2 years
>What did you do before ?
Busy getting my master's in law
>How do you fill your days ?
Eroge and Jow Forums
>How do you cope ?
I don't. I'm legit on the verge of offing myself.
>Do you have future plans ?
Either my plan to make a living drawing furry smut comes to fruition, or I fuck off to SEA and pretend I'm a native speaker teaching English for under the table peanuts. That or I hang myself because it's far preferable to a 9-5 job.
I'd legit rather not live then work 9-5, have a wife, kids, and a house mortgage to pay. Fuck that and fuck everyone in my life for expecting me to do that. People wanting you to meet their expectations is by far the worst part of NEETdom.

>How long have you been a neet ?
I've been a NEET since I got my BSc in mid-2014.
>What did you do before ?
University.
>How do you fill your days ?
Video games, weebshit, learning languages, music, programming and masturbation for the most part.
>How do you cope ?
There's nothing to cope with. I love it and aim to stay a NEET for the rest of my life.
>Do you have future plans ?
I'm planning to buy my own place with money I made trading crypto and finally move out of my parents'. After that, hopefully lose my virginity.

8(eight) years

I sell 4 books a month, which means I get about $1 a month

:(

you're not a neet, retard

It's better than nothing. I have a project of making a comic book but i wonder what would be the best way to earn a small income with digital sales. Like websites, stores and shit

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i kinda stopped wanting to do that. i feel dumber

I absolutely am, you waffle-eating nitwit. I have not been in employment, education or training for over two years now. Just sitting there on my ass, day in, day out for 730 days. That's the very definition of a NEET.

Ah oui ? Tu faisais quoi avant ?

Yes, a whole two years ago. I haven't done a single economically-beneficial thing since then. In fact, I've been a drain on resources if anything, since maybe someone who'd have gotten my sought after spot would have actually worked in law.

I'd rather kill myself than be a boring wagecuck

oh shit i fucked up, sorry senpai
>belgian reading skills

I work on weekends as a bartender. Does that count? If so 7 years excluding my 2 year mandatory military service

Apology accepted, Belgium-kun. Enjoy your unproductive day as well.

nope

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lel

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What a waste of knowledge... you are never employable until you get hired... do something good for the humanity and get a job... some laboratory would need that knowledge user.

t-thanks Janusz-chan

What happens to a NEET once their parents die? Always wondered this.

inheritance money

I'd follow them.

You inherit the flat if they are landlords...

You inherit all the shit that allowed you to be a NEET in the first place.

>How long have you been a neet ?
11 months
>What did you do before ?
school
>How do you fill your days ?
play with my dogs, internet, sleep, visit my grandparents
>How do you cope ?
by shutting everyone out. althrough i can't shut out my dads disappointment in me
>Do you have future plans ?
inventing a button that delete my existence

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am i the only one that loves being a neet and is not suicidal at all?

>internet, sex
or
>internet sex?

please clarify

you're brazilian
working is not in your genes

im actually a norwegian guy on vacation in brazil lmao

>neet
>vacation in brazil

>How long have you been a neet ?
Soon 12 years.
>What did you do before ?
Nothing.
>How do you fill your days ?
Fishing, mountain biking, hiking, photography, music, books, cooking, climbing, movies, video games etc etc.
>How do you cope ?
What do you mean? Nothing to cope with.
>Do you have future plans ?
Build a new computer and learn how to play violin

Probably.
How long have you been a neet? It gets you to slowly.

How long have you been a neet ?
since 2009
What did you do before ?
school and sport 14 hours a week
How do you fill your days ?
8h 4chins, 2 hours forcing myself to game, 3 hours searching for porn and fapping, 2 hour eating and other stuff
How do you cope ?
by knowing the tracks are only 15 minutes away and I could end it all at anytime
Do you have future plans ?
beheading by train before i turn 30

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Aren't you shamed by other people ?

I also thought about putting my head on some rail while a night freight train passes. It's also a 15 minute walk.

isn't it better to let the wheels crush your head instead of going for a decap?

>4 months alone inside
>students

>Internet, vidya series anything that didn't involve real people or real life

>I can't think about it know

what, you cant afford vacation? i get 23.000 NOK in neetbux each month

That sounds awful. Why not just get a gun license?
I mean, you're all smart enough to speak a foreign language, you could surely fake some psych tests.

no, i cut off my toxic family, i lost contact with school friends. Norwegian government gave me a free house to live in and $3000 USD each month. i only need to spend money on food/internet, i save the rest to sexpat/party to other countries in south america/asia. if youre attractive you can use tinder to meet local girls and get a free place to stay

Haven't been a NEET since January desu

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congrats. Are you happier now?

since highschool basically, that's 3 and something years
tried to study chemistry but couldn't make myself go and study shit so I just quit after a month of not doing anything and don't do anything still

mostly I just shitpost on internet and work on my plot of land, repair my house and all that, unsure if I even cope
plan to get some shitty job

>$3000 USD each month
u wot

No
I've only made 1,200 USD since I started as well

Isn't it more painful ? A decap seems quick and painless

Why waste time doibg this when you can juste get decapitated by some train for free ?

What did you do to uneetify yourself ?

no that's insane

Your brain splattering all over the place is about as painless as it gets.
Either way i think getting drunk outside while it's freezing is probably your best bet, and there's no need for others to get traumatized or to clean up.

I've also thought about letting it split me lengthwise, but a small thought goes out to the cleanup crew who might prefer a cleanly cut neck instead of a jelly mess. COuld also make it less traumatic for my mom when she has to ID me.

My dad made me get a job as soon as i graduated high school
At first i worked at UPS but i quit after a week becuase the work was too hard.
From may until January i was a NEET and my mom and dad constantly hounded me to get a job
Finally he recommended a job at the Amazon warehouse and I've been there since

>Go to work five days a week
>My poor childhood makes me unwilling to indulge in anything
>Sit at home. Refuse to use heat if above 0C, because pipes won't freeze
>Bank account just keeps accumulating

Once I own my house outright in about 2 years I'm probably going to work some 15 hour a week job and do almost nothing. I wouldn't want to be a full neet, but if affordable low hour life is sweet.

refugees do get that much money in Norway

1,7k/month is roughly a starter's wage here

10 year NEET here, life is good.
Got plenty of hobbies and things I like to do.

>althrough i can't shut out my dads disappointment in me
oof

You'll never get enough change to go back.