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USA

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sue

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is geyyyyyy

just booked my flight to Mars, departing from the Milton Keynes spaceport at 7:30am next Friday

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finished the presentation lads

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CACA PERRO

alri boys

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>/tv/ is for discussing film, television, and the feet of underaged actresses and Ana de Armas

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>because he knew the yanks would bomb him
i dont think he did

>caller phones up LBC saying there's no evidence that it was Assad responsible for the chemical attack
>James O'Brien cuts him off and calls him a conspiracy theorist, citing an unverified video as evidence

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Levels.

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Newcastle? More like wew-castle (as in wew I don't live there)

find the "people" who admire and adore middle eastern dictators to be genuinely pathetic, probably hopeless sad acts who like to live vicariously through them and fantasise about having power over other people

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choon
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slam pig: N. A fat girl who is used for "slamming".

For an irrelevant country like us, we sure do get a lot of foreign lads on /brit/, haha.

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some of these images are so so so old
get a grip

so fucking vile, jesus christ, can't you just post her in imgur links so I don't have to see that gremlin face?

more and more am of the opinion in conflicts in the middle east there aren't really good guys just two bad guys of varying evil and some civilians who goin get kilt

toil colleagues are appalled that i'm doing nothing for my birthday, no drinks or night out or even a meal. just don't want to, too depressed, a birthday represents another year of misery and failure.

weird cunt

/tv/ posters are fucking pathetic honestly. if you're a /tv/ regular, you should unironically drink bleach

Why would a dictator already known for human rights violations seek to use terror tactics to enforce his minority rule that was almost overthrown previously?

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leftypol looks more rorke here

Why is it always thick, uneducated fuckwits that religiously believe in crackpot conspiracy theories, are convinced everything is a false flag and say shit like "think for yourself" or "open your mind"?

I'm just here for the (ironic) gay roleplaying

god I wish that was me

lol kys mate

When I was in school most of the girls wore trousers. I feel like I've missed an important part of life.

soph

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it's an english language speaking website

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andy street (west mids mayor) and Michael Fabricant MP are both gay and own a house in north wales together.

might just get an xbox one. PS4 is boring shit.

And before you respond, sperg "i hate everything and everyone grrr" northern twat poster, nobody gives a SHIT what you think about video games.

sneed

the fact is muzzies need a big strong dictator to keep them in check. they cant handle freedom and democracy.

Are George

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you're obviously a kike shill for not loving BASED assad

mad how fractional reserve banking works, literally just made up money

For all the debt in the world, only 3% of it exists in real, physical notes, madness.

Quote liking ClassyIssie on MFC. Wish she'd be a bit more dirtier though.

grow up

The girls got rhythm
(girls got rhythm)
She got the back seat rhythm
(back seat rhythm)

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no last of us tho

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Worst meme of all time.

>playing video games beyond the age of 12
found the virgin

love based assad
love gaddafi
hate saddam

simple as

that jpg is unironically over a decade old ie unironically over half your age

they're called computer games

london paki is here

didnt read

Come play pool

(formerly BASED)

because they are thick as fuck so this gives them the pretense of being free thinking intelligent people

soz hard

imagine being this boring

thats bare jokes mate

what's the punchline?

Depressed. Feel like shit. Friendless virgin.
Dream about going on a drug fuelled peregrination across the US of A and getting the last bit of fun I can out of this life before killing myself on my twentieth birthday next year.

But I know that I'm too much of a pathetic bitch do do anything with my brief existence and too cowardly to end it.

So I post on /brit/

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nobody cares

yeah I spend all my time here
what, you spend you time doing a DIFFERENT thing? obviously a virgin

i like cat

Leave him alone or you're getting a hard border, Paddy.

Your Indian president got on his hands and knees, licked mummy May's arsehole, crying, begging her not to impose a hard border on Ireland, haha.

If you're reading this it's over for you, you're a fucking peasant. Sorry but it's true all of it, the world belongs to Chad. You can find a really nice girl, work hard to marry her, then Chad will come along and fuck her without any effort. Rope now to save yourself some misery. I am gonna wait, I'm not done playing video games and shit, but when I'm 50 and still doing the same old shit, I'll rope. Nobody wants to fuck some wrinkly old man, fucking skin spots and shit, old people are gross as shit. Fucking seniorcels. FUCK.

Is this a euphemism?

tempted to get a ps4 for Death Stranding

haha i dont play video games im a man. i sit around all day posting shit about how i have no gf on the internet, watch man kick ball and toil. thats me life : )

lol kys mate

me on the left

this

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the chad zionist

>Death Stranding
Why? Kojima can't made a game for shit.

bet these privileged little cunts are all at oxbridge now.

is it Christmas yet xx

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don't know why I didn't realise that would be a console exclusive
oh my god I'm sick to fucking death of this exclusive shite it's the worst gimmick going

not bombing the middle east, no refugees: smart
not bombing the middle east, refugees welcome: not smart
bombing the middle east, no refugees: unwise
bombing the middle east, refugees welcome: absolutely retarded

looks like a mix of rorke and leftypol personally, which is fitting given i'm a strasserist

unironically a skelly cause of alcoholism
eat hardly anything haha reserve my daily caloric intake to small meals and massive alcohol-derived ones

if 'calories in V calories out= weight loss was true, I'd be whale rn

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What am I looking at here?

>Death Stranding

Why can't Asians spell English for shit?

der kriegsanstifter

despise that wormy sycophantic fraudulent little kike
would love to gouge his eyes out and crush his skull in

>"user, What is this an image of a frog on your phone or something??"

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why was christ born on christmas day? seems a little bit more than a coincedence

love the type of girls who have chebs and fannies lads

nothing funnier than the "traditional catholics" types on twitter telling other yanks what is and what isn't american

it is true though

>Assad is winning and doesn't need to attack his own civilians
>He's doing such a good job that (((terrorists))) can freely use weapons of mass destruction against the people he's protecting without any repercussions

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normoid birds all know pepe now

it's game over for us oldfags