/brit/

runt

cannot WAIT for the sunny season to start

remember when Scotland were given the chance to be an independent and voted no? absolute banter haha

rorke

*checks dictionary*
nah rorke does it

i miss based black man too. i hate drumpf

I do not, I am carved from marble, I will smash you into pieces, you are nothing to me

>the Chinese government has conducted massive social engineering campaigns to control and “improve” its population.
>The Chinese government has now turned to campaigns encouraging “the right quality” of women — namely younger, urban women with a college education — to have more children, while imposing constraints on reproduction for ethnic minorities and in particular the Uighurs. The Maternal and Infant Health Care Law of 1995, initially named the “Eugenics and Health Protection Law” with the explicit purpose to “prevent new births of inferior quality,” effectively mandated childlessness for people with genetic disorders, certain infectious diseases, and mental illness.
based

no. if someone says fag i assume they mean a cigarette and faggots are food

'portin in
sans the meat stuff

why do autistic virgin losers pine for past eras they never lived in so much?

>"Ola user, Take a Seat Esse"

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autistic twots

ah yes lots of sunlight reflecting on my screen making it impossible to see
fuck off

I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORM WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS

I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORM WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS

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thank you wembly

loved are 'bama, are barry

imagine unironically being a neopagan, just looking for attention

thank you live aid

>the guy sitting on the floor when there's an empty chair

WTF I thought British people were all ugly?!

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>he doesn't just have the curtains drawn at every hour of the day

taxation is theft

You need to get out more, fella.
Have a day out at the zoo.

'Jow Forums posting freak' seems to do it

just the women m8

this is me

call them buffs.
as in the BUF

>Rorke: Churchill was a good lad, Pajeets needed to be handled
>Buff: Churchill was a Zionist puppet, the good guys lost WW2
>Rorke: Shut up Buff

two nights now I've been hearing this really weird bird outside, almost like an owl, but it clearly isn't, don't know it is, can't even begin to describe it, driving me mad not knowing what it is

i want to go back in time
i want a rebellious gf
i want to drink and do stupid teen stuff again
why can't life be as simple as me and my gf v. the world again

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Let's settle this, lads. Let's see where /brit/ leans politically:

strawpoll.me/15504722

strawpoll.me/15504722

strawpoll.me/15504722

strawpoll.me/15504722

it's literally satanism in action

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this is it
this is the best /brit/ post

*shoots you in the head*

what part of the uk are you from?

john wycliffe did nothing wrong

coworker used "council estate" as an insult towards his mate after forgetting I grew up on a council estate. I didn't say anything but he instantly looked over to me with regret/concern in his eyes. tarquins are weird like that

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planted an incredibly unusual and rare bird outside someone's house a couple of days ago to confuse them

commies will still say china is socialist lol
well i suppose it is national socialist, just not marxist

pikey

humanity has devolved

North Yorkshire.

yeah sunday morning in alice springs and these birds just wont stop screaming

business idea: electronic mail

doesnt sound like a tarquin desu

youtube.com/watch?v=0t5dXKxKNUs

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i think the good guys lost ww2 but i don't care that churchill starved some pajeets

do you even know what a pikey is

had a noisy bird in my bed last night ;)

business idea: semitic destruction

radical centrist

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>I grew up on a council estate

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and you call people faggots?
how old are you?

*dodges the bullet and kicks your ass*

centre-right, leaning left

you're an expert LOL

is that a north african version of the Sicilian over on the left?

I grew up on a council estate
it was shit
every time I went outside I'd get attacked by some random white trash chav scum
it's probably why I'm such a recluse nowadays

buffrorke

He shaved his head and started puberty, looks like a spotty goblin now.

user can you explain to the folks in /brit/ who norm macdonald is?

business idea: paki grooming gang that turns angry incels into traps

sad to see wherboos still exist
oh well just another bullet to use when the strasserites take over

sounds like something a limp wristed quare would say, unless he was being a chav

feeling a bit fat today. may go to the bakery for a pastry of some variety

still chuckle when I remember the *nerdy imitation voice* post from a few days ago

so simple yet so effective, wish someone would turn it into a gimmick

>white trash
is it just perfectly normal to speak in americanisms nowadays?

A rebellious gf is code for slutty/drug user. Never met a "rebellious" woman that wasn't an insufferable feminist who has had 20+ cocks deep inside her.

fuck off buff

unironically lived on one till I was 10, good that we left really

rasheed

i'm not actually one (atheist) but it seems alright, has a very natural and vigorous impulse to it
better than gay jewish christianity, imagine taking that tripe seriously

was he a burn victim or what's his deal. weird looking fucker

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Are council estates the British equivalent of a trailer park? Basically where low income bydlo live.

If they're a faggot, yeah.
The only place I have ever know that seems to think 'faggot' is only a Yank saying is /brit/.
It's a fucking weird place this, full of fucking oddball shut-ins, /b/ rejects and mentally ill JFs.

'Jow Forums runt'

>a pastry of some variety
the puff variety

I was at an all you can eat chinese buffet earlier and now I'm feeling a bit fat

lads... LADS
owl in a towel

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the power of british genes

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STOP WANKING

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See, you're all a bunch of rorkes.

I bet even you so-called centrists hate Muslims and want to drastically reduce immigration.

virgin freak

He's a Canadian-American comedian famous for Saturday Night Live

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its like public housing

My da who is fairly neo-con liberal joked about how the chemical attacks were clearly a false flag, he then went on to comment on how Enoch's speech was so very accurate and drew parallels to how the Roman Empire collapsed.
You think normal people are starting to adopt a more Jow Forums like view point?