heyhey! here's another far-out Cali edition!
/brit/
Luke Lewis
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Ayden Perry
*grabs you by the throat*
Robert Garcia
>come on sunshine, bend over and show me that sweet, pink, smooth, delicious boipussi
Logan James
trudeau was a shit boxer and honestly can't box, it was corporate fighter level quality
Hudson Ortiz
cali is the worst state
Daniel Gray
You just got cursed
Luke Moore
Wanna clash me Lewisham Tim Hortons
Colton Robinson
Having a hard think about this.
Parker Wright
Angel Campbell
This day in history:
1912 – The British passenger liner RMS Titanic hits an iceberg in the North Atlantic at 23:40
John Jacob Jack Astor IV was an American businessman who died in the sinking of the RMS Titanic.
He was among the richest people in the world at that time, with a net worth of nearly $87 million when he died (equivalent to $2.21 billion in 2017).
According to survivors, Astor was boarding the final lifeboat with his pregnant wife when he saw two scared children on deck and stepped aside, giving his place to them.
Astor was last seen alive on the starboard bridge wing, smoking a cigarette.
Nolan Jenkins
Unironically the 2nd best state after New York
Robert Richardson
>Recognition as America’s Top Dentist in 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011,2012,2013,2014, 2015 and 2016
masaka...
Lincoln Stewart
Was. New York is good outside of the cities, which deserve to be leveled for a variety of reasons.
Benjamin Russell
I was 3 months away from being born in Manhattan. Three FUCKING months.
Sebastian Richardson
Selling 1 hug £3000 ono
David Nguyen
Austin Sullivan
Why would you want US citizenship?
Connor Wright
Liberty
Owen Evans
its so windy
Thomas Baker
California > Others
Brody Lopez
So he can be a shemale that gets dominated by a big black bull (like me). This is reparations for slavery.
Kevin Adams
>chemical weapons
The Jews need better memes tbqh
Jason Miller
went out and saw some mong djing with his parents in the audience, chatted up his mam while his dad stood there looking awkward
Ryder Barnes
business idea: greater cascadia (cascadia + mountain west + alberta) as a constitutional monarchy under the british crown and a westminster-style government
Robert Turner
because he's a south african citizen
John Ortiz
FREEDOM
Jayden Lopez
North Carolina is best state followed by Utah
Camden Brooks
Liberty from world wide taxes and world wide draft? All you want from a citizenship is one that lets you travel so you can fuck off to whichever country best suits your circumstances, with no interference. Aus is shit cause child sex laws follow (not that i'm a nonce). US is shit cause of above
Aaron Brooks
HAHAHAHAHA /BRIT/ YOU'RE JUST SO FUNNY! YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY! OH MY GOD! YOU ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS! I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT! MY SIDES! MY FUCKING SIDES! GUYS! GUYS! OH MY GOD! YOU GUYS... YOU FUCKING KILL ME! AHAHAHAHAHA! /BRIT/! I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! I CANNOT B R E A T H E! YOU PEOPLE ARE AMAZING! OH MY G O D!
Luke Sullivan
too bad westerners are republicunts and or chinese and this will never happen
Nathan Jones
imagine unironically posting this on facebook
imagine the person who would do that
Nathan Mitchell
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Easton Diaz
me and the boys
David Perez
>Aus is shit cause child sex laws
>not that i'm a nonce
Landon Green
what should i drink tonight lads
Ayden Turner
goering was a fat runt wasn't he
Thomas Reyes
Why didn't Churchill walk in and talk them out of it?
Ian Johnson
>americans
Carter Morales
might do a big wank
perhaps instead a big think
my penis cries out
a haiku by user
Luke Mitchell
Everyone is a sociopath, it's just the ones we call so either cannot or chose not to hide it.
Samuel Campbell
Alri Miss Alice
Jose Davis
The Chad Prussian vs the Virgin Austrian
Kayden Evans
no i feel bad when i do bad things
Jason Young
DISGRACEFUL
Jace Baker
>Aus is shit cause child sex laws
>not that i'm a nonce
Isaac Scott
Ethan Ross
>american democrats are socialists
Carson Sanchez
in 9 out of 10 divorces, it's the wife who filed for it
in 7 out o 10 marriages, it's the wife who cheats on the husband
in 8 out of 10 marriages, divorce is filed within two years
in 6 out of 10 marriages involving kids, divorce is filed within two years
in 10 out of 10 divorces, it's the wife who gets custody of the children
4 out of 10 divorced mothers remarry within three years
8 out of 10 fathers are paying child support while their ex wife is married to another man
Ryan Cooper
>MENTIONED
David Morales
Why don't MRAs just fuck each other if they hate women so much?
Oliver Morales
Sebastian Perry
men cheat more than women
theses statistics are false
William Richardson
Brayden Harris
if she was face down, I'd still hit that.
I'd make her call me wellard though
Jaxon King
Connor Garcia
Why won't women stop fucking 14 year olds
Zachary Ortiz
Mental to think that anyone here who lives past 40 will see the death of the last WW2 vets for certain battles
Henry Moore
how can you have absolutely no shame or taste
actually looking at your desk, wouldn't expect nothing less you scruffy cunt
Nolan Wood
>mate's gf is a teacher in training
Isaac Taylor
wonder if anime would still exist if hitler never gained power
James Cooper
imagine a /brit/ without yanks
Logan Myers
*goes for a drive*
Zachary Young
RIICKKAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEYYY
Ian Robinson
imagine britain without britons
Nolan Clark
haha that's a dog dogs can't drive cars :)
Oliver Martinez
aren't they mostly dead already
my grandparents were born during it ffs
Julian Smith
imagine a /brit/ without irish
nah I'm kidding you're alright x
Logan Sanders
All of my friends tell me I sound like early Eminem. I even freestyle like him too. Shit's dope, G.
Samuel Sullivan
your mum can though
Dylan Parker
love nonce milfs
Tyler Edwards
might become a teacher
Christian Wood
Ogre
Rip your m8
Julian Stewart
>shits dope, G
Owen Mitchell
nah she's got sight issues so she doesn't have a licence
James Nelson
Post more beard Desklad
Bentley Foster
haha what are they like :)
Mason Smith
There's apparently three thousand WWII veterans in NZ (as of 2014)
Jayden Ortiz
he cute
Nathaniel Lopez
There's apparently zero people who give a shit (as of right now)
Juan Ward
will do lad
Henry Rogers
are teachers allowed to sleep with 16 year old students who aren't in their class
what about other schools
asking for my wife
Eli Baker
will ssris permanently fuck up my brain
Leo Gonzalez
There's apparently three thousand poo niggers in the UK (as of 2018)
Hudson Richardson
Fair point, Rodriguez
Andrew Johnson
probably
no
no
Christopher Kelly
There's apparently 29 virgins in /brit/ (as of 03:33 GMT)
Justin Wright
have you ever spoken to a ww2 veteran that wasn't a family member?
Joseph Diaz
know people that have taken ssri's and they are incredibly bitter and immature
Matthew Russell
>no to other schools
really? that doesn't seem right
i mean legally, of course you'd probably be fired if caught
Chase Morgan
NEED to make her my wife
Cameron Turner
Find blonde lads to be exceedingly beautiful. Not a bender though.
Cameron Barnes
Who would win in a rap battle?
Eminem vs Nas
Jack White
The blonde lad on the boat in Dunkirk made me want to end it
Chase Rogers
teachers are considered an authority figure regardless of whether it's their students or someone else's students.
if a teacher abuses that authority and trust, it's against the law
in the uk at least
Nicholas Bailey
why would i even talk to someone that old in my family
demented freaks
Carson Diaz
oh lorde lorde
Michael Martin
just woken up lads lmao
James Evans
SOMEBODY GET ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE
I CAN'T CONTROL MYSEEEEEEEELF
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE
THE DARKER SIDE OF ME
NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
HELP ME BELIEVE, IT'S NOT THE REAL ME
Thomas Sullivan
everyone else (because it would be entertaining for us)
Kayden Wilson
LOL