Redpill me on the emu war

*scratches at you*

>Misspelling your master's name

Hope you're ready for your lashes.

I humbly submit to my emu masters and accept my punishment

>Despite the problems encountered with the cull, the farmers of the region once again requested military assistance in 1934, 1943, and 1948, only to be turned down by the government. Instead, the bounty system that had been instigated in 1923 was continued, and this proved to be effective: 57,034 bounties were claimed over a six-month period in 1934.

>had an adventure guild system
Australia is really an isekai world.

Yeah the but instead of calling it the Adventurer's Guild it's called Centerlink.

Learn your fucking place.

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A few years after their decisive defeat against birds, Ausfailia then almost got invaded by Japan and had to be rescued by Uncle Sam, a result of which some 20,000 Australian women married American soldiers, having encountered courageous, heroic men for the first time in their life. The end. :^)

It was a false flag

there's a The Dollop podcast about that's pretty funny

Australians couldn't win against birds which doesn't even fly.
This event was so traumatic the Australians started to put candies on their bread, commemorating with this fooling act the foolishness of the Emu campaing.

fucking kek

Good thing they didn't try fighting the cassowaries