Why is Texas such a terrible state? It's a place of nothing but forced culture

Why is Texas such a terrible state? It's a place of nothing but forced culture.

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stupid yeehaw state

NEW JERSEY MASTER RACE

Just like every other state in America.

I just want to have some nice Texan BBQ and get a really oversized hat, if I can get those two things, Texas is pretty okay in my book.

its literally just suburbia, even the big cities like Houston/Dallas is suburbia

The BEST STATE IN THE UNION

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Texas is the Holy Land

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>not Maryland

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we comin fo u hueboi

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You don't deserve to be called American.

You can get those in any city. You might need to drive a little more in the bigger ones though.

You're not wrong, but our cities have a GREAT standard of living.

Welcome, my brothers.

Reminder that Texas won a war by itself

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Does Texas celebrate their Independence or yours?

We celebrate both our independences.

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July 4th is celebrated nationwide, but Texas Independence is somewhat of a very minor holiday

Any Dallas Anons?

That's pretty neat.

They should add the Mexican Independence from Spain just so they can claim they had three Independence wars.

Cinco de Mayo is HEAVILY celebrated here

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henlo

5 de mayo Is the battle of Puebla, a fight against the French in... Well... Puebla.

Hey, Moving There soon. Can I ask what I can expect? I hear there is no where good to hike nearby. Whats the closest to an outdoor experience I can get there

A park

Houston suburbs are best suburbs

>NEW JERSEY
Isn't that the shittiest state with the scummiest population?

man, kind of regretting not going to colorado. Do you have a gun btw?

Many

Where do You go shooting?

It's not.

suburban faggots LARPing as cowboys (who werent even texan)

friendly reminder if you dont live in tennessee you are literally eating shit every second of your life

>mfw cowboys are a Spanish concept popularized by Mexico but it's only known of thanks to texas