The German language sounds like throat cancer

youtube.com/watch?v=dd_6ELWT7Rc

But I like this, and French too.

rolled R is annoying af

t. North brazilian

Turkman spotted

Don't forget that Dutch and Swedish are guttural garbage too

T. Siebenbürger

>Swedish are guttural garbage too
dutch is guttural and "disgusting" but afaik swedish is not
west coast norwegian and danish might be a bit guttural though

*Swiss German (or Swamp German)

and your language sounds like jungle noises. so what?

Better than having throat cancer though

I like when the man say comaraden and everyone salutes

youtube.com/watch?v=E4SqHopJMls

German sounds fine. Only dislike the s sound. If any germanic languagw sounds like throat cancer its probably ours, but atleast it clears our throats.

you sound like ass cancer

keep your Jow Forums opinions and racebaiting to yourself, Jow Forumsedditor

youtube.com/watch?v=ZKZfb_3meq0

German sounds like videoreleat, but a bit "harder" (but it doesn't mean bad)

youtube.com/watch?v=djmFOfEUVsI

It is just Jow Forums that many such malicious threads are posted every day
Jow Forums is better than Jow Forums

German is disgusting but on the other hand portuguese is more disgusting

t. god tier language

I think German sounds cool, it is also not hard for me to speak.

How can you call this beautiful language disgusting?
youtube.com/watch?v=Veh1u5793rk

So smooth.

i have a portuguese friend and every time he talks with his parents i want to remove the insides of my ears asap, german on the other hand sounds so stupid that its kinda funny.
I love brazil and portugal but your language is not pleasing for me

Scandinavian languages sound effeminate though.

EU-PT is rougher imo but it's ok if you don't like it. I accept your opinion but with pain in my heart.

If it makes you feel better i've never heard someone talking BR-PT in front of me so my opinion doesnt mean shit.

Enjoy sunshine brother

I agree. Greek sounds great, together with Latin.

no u

Hey look at me I’m nowegianbro who loves german because we’re all german hurrdurr heuhahuehu

Fuck off alright

German people look evil, sound evil and behave in an evil way. Lombroso was right.

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I'm not norwegian you retarded shitskin monkey, never speak to me again fucking mongrel subhuman

dobry den. kak dila?

even worse. you are danish. the most irrelevant county in the EU besides lithuania, latvia and estonia.

deutsch ist eine wunderbare sprache. besonders manche wörter wie: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
sind einfach herrlich schön :)

I wish I knew German. I had to learn fr*nch

I actually understood most of that except "manche" and the big ass word which I recognize gesetz (law) Rindfleische(cow meat?)

>Every credible historian agrees it did
>"But look at this Youtube video I found!"

I have seen German movies and recently a tv show. Everyone sounds angry and annoyed.

>speak with German from the northern parts
>CHCHCHHCHCHCSSSSSUUUUULCHSSS
>Speak with southerner
>he sounds almost italian in prosody

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>Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

meine seiten

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=NdgQUu1iFmQ

Aren't these words memes? As in you hardly ever see this kinda length in every day German

moin

Unironic worst languages:
Russian (or any slav speak really)
Arabic
Chinese

Most historians are funded by the Jews

This

baffling post

hi

Dieses

>Aren't these words memes? As in you hardly ever see this kinda length in every day German
yes they are