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Edmund Burke (/bɜːrk/; 12 January [NS] 1730[2] – 9 July 1797) was an Irish[3][4] statesman born in Dublin, as well as an author, orator, political theorist and philosopher, who after moving to London in 1750 served as a member of parliament (MP) between 1766 and 1794 in the House of Commons with the Whig Party.
Burke was a proponent of underpinning virtues with manners in society and of the importance of religion in moral life.[5][page needed] These views were expressed in his A Vindication of Natural Society. Burke criticized British treatment of the American colonies, including through its taxation policies. He also supported the rights of the colonists to resist metropolitan authority, though he opposed the attempt to achieve independence. Burke is remembered for his support for Catholic emancipation, the impeachment of Warren Hastings from the East India Company and for his staunch opposition to the French Revolution. In his Reflections on the Revolution in France, Burke claimed that the revolution was destroying the fabric of good society, traditional institutions of state and society and condemned the persecution of the Catholic Church that resulted from it. This led to his becoming the leading figure within the conservative faction of the Whig Party, which he dubbed the "Old Whigs", as opposed to the pro-French Revolution "New Whigs", led by Charles James Fox.[6]
In the nineteenth century, Burke was praised by both conservatives and liberals.[7] Subsequently, in the twentieth century he became widely regarded as the philosophical founder of modern conservatism.

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Hugh Blair FRSE (7 April 1718 – 27 December 1800) was a Scottish minister of religion, author and rhetorician, considered one of the first great theorists of written discourse.
As a minister of the Church of Scotland, and occupant of the Chair of Rhetoric and Belles Lettres at the University of Edinburgh, Blair's teachings had a great impact in both the spiritual and the secular realms. Best known for Sermons, a five volume endorsement of practical Christian morality, and Lectures on Rhetoric and Belles Lettres, a prescriptive guide on composition, Blair was a valuable part of the Scottish Enlightenment.

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Every night I dream of toil

>forcing new flatters to drink vomit
lol imagine submitting to this

This but unironically, Enoch Powell deserves to rot in the worst parts of hell.

I just had to drink from sunrise to sunset for my flat initiation, but last year there was a massive one that like 100 people saw involving a wheelie bin full of chunder

it's to build camaraderie amongst the boys, wouldn't expect a crypto yank to understand.

>This but unironically, Enoch Powell deserves to rot in the worst parts of hell.

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ive been hazed before it was just normal stuff like getting the boys to slap your ass with a stick and drinking until you pass out
not drinking vomit or piss and shit
you disgust me

reports are always exaggerated

someone needs to hold toilberg accountable...

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Wtf is up with his head?

Only wear designer, esskeetit (ooh!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (ooh!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (chyeah!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (yuh, X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch (ooh), yeah
And I got a new deal (ooh!)
Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (ooh!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (ooh!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (poppin' on X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch
And I got a new deal (yuh, yuh!)

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nah the shit was a bit of an exaggeration, but doing a shoey of vomit/piss is always a good laugh
it's real, especially at otago and massey

bigot

>Why you so shy user?

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jesus christ i tried the texting as many women as you can tactic and fucking hell its exhausting

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is that a skirt or does she have shorts hiked up

its actually 5 degrees colder here than it is in new Zealand rn.

mad

you know they dont have kangaroos?, fucking mad

>colder than new zealand in autumn in your spring
do you live in alaska?

NEED a brown eyed gf

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oi lads its a scorcher ayy might go for annuva bubbler

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This week thousands of people will descend on London from all corners of the world, pilgrims coming to worship at the altar of post-colonial multilateralism that is the Commonwealth of Nations.

nuke the northern hemisphere

fuck the commonwealth, bunch of tin pot dictatorships run by good goyim
CANZUK is the future

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heyyy niggers

don't like the mexican look

no it's not fuck off

The dream team

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all Austronesian women need to be inseminated by BPC (Big Pom Cock)

why would you rather be a chinese vassal?

you don't go for a bubbler

its night time here. that's why. its 2 degrees colder here than there. I live in texas

>you don't go for a bubbler

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if you want to learn to speak english properly, you've got to be able to sing the chorus of this song, after hearing it once

it goes like this

youtube.com/watch?v=TwjDXwHbLfc

what an incredibly interesting bit of information
cretin

just want a girlfriend, ya know?

Thomas Gray (26 December 1716 – 30 July 1771) was an English poet, letter-writer, classical scholar, and professor at Pembroke College, Cambridge. He is widely known for his Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard, published in 1751.
Gray was an extremely self-critical writer who published only 13 poems in his lifetime, despite being extremely popular. He was even offered the position of Poet Laureate in 1757, though he declined.

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where is the texas of UK

wow she cute

low test

do you have an anime gf

LMAO

all of it

NO DON'T

>you don't go for a bubbler

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why don't asian languages just use real letters

>ask a girl what her hobbies are

>netflix
>partying
>hanging out with friends

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*goes for a bubbler*

>an anime gf

peebee baybee

and yours are wanking, /brit/posting and being alone

we've seen this shit for the past 100 threads

FUCK OFF

I'll be ok, be ok
lately I don't dream of you
most of the nights

"be ok"
"be ok"

you said snowdrops bloom in spring
I tell myself over and over again

"be ok"
"be ok"

I'll be ok
I still cry
I still cry

"be ok"
"be ok"

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thats the fourth (4) time ive posted it schizo

archive.org/details/BurkeConciln

Fuck off autismoyank

ah yes have a shower at 5:20pm, just as I need to poo

nice projection chinky boy

so THIS is the world famous British banter.......

lovely wank
now what

My hobbies are:
1. Glassing abos
2. Glassing lebs
3. Glassing chinks

no one cares fuck off melvin

its badly photo shopped is what

I care, John

>go to bed between midnight and 6am
>end up easily sleeping for up to 12 hours
>go to bed at any other time during the day
>wake up after about 5-7 hours
Is there a reason for this? Surely your body will wake you up after the same amount of time regardless of when you fall asleep.

Got to drive all the way to London today

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never forget cronulla

6th time this week?

>try to be American
>go for a cheeky drive
>have panic attack
ah yes being american is great

getting real sick of your racism rorke

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imagine if London was still white

is that pickle real

the gf is so cute when she sleeps

she'll never admit it but she does these little snores that are like half-grunts almost

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>is that pickle real

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I ain't got no life I just got living.

>getting real sick of your racism rorke

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LOOK LADS HE POSTED IT AGAIN HOW ORIGINAL

yes

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abos built australia whiteoid cunt

TUUUUUUUURRRRTTTTTTLLLLLEEEEEEE

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NZ just beat Oz at something

abos couldn't build their way out of a wet paper bad

what is wrong with racism

racist

*blocks your path*

>"OIII FAKIN STRUUUUTH MAYTE, U GOTANY PETROL ICAN SNIFF YEAH MAAAAATE"

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why are asians such impotent manlet dicklet hateful cunts?