/brit/

Just remember that if you're white, you're legally required to have at least one mixed race child

>30 posts early
>meanwhile i was waiting like a good goy since i had a banging edition for when it autosages

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any cabin fever man in

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> once colonized half the world
> now colonized by the third world

Weeew imperialism and white guilt are a deadly combination.

what is the best ancestry test I want to know how hwite I am

GOD I wish I were a Newfie

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mad how the jews have systemically destroyed the modern world right under our noses

Why would you want to do either

im friends with him

dna-worldwide.com/clinic/london/london-dna-clinic

GoldsteinbergDNATesting™

Everyone (new)s at 270 nowadays user, get with the times. Now post fucking machines or fuck off

boi

Get into hunting, fishing, hiking etc. Don't be a bitch ass niBBa

God I wish I was 5ft-something and had a small penis

scared of guns
scared of fish
scared of mountains

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hat

Well at least you'll never procreate.

both are just worse versions of Australia

terrible thread

tell that to your mum ahah

Was talking to a girl in one of my classes and she asked if I was going to some play our professor is making us watch
Told her I wasn't
Wonder if she wanted me to go with her

this is the last boarding call for mr nigger. thats the last boarding call for mr poo nigger. thank you and have a great evening

I got my eyes on you
You're everything that I see
I want your hot love and emotion, endlessly
I can't get over you
You left your mark on me
I want your high love and emotion, endlessly
'Cause you're a good girl and you know it
You act so different around me
'Cause you're a good girl and you know it
I know exactly who you could be
Just hold on we're going home
Just hold on we're going home
It's hard to do these things alone
Just hold on we're going home, ho oh

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she wanted you to ask her mongo boy

wish I could suck on a nigger dick covered in shit right now

developing a chav accent lads

Told her, she agreed.

Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
Mary went, Mary went
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

He followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
He followed her to school one day
Which was against the rule
It made the children laugh and play
Laugh and play, laugh and play
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school

And so the teacher turned him out
Turned him out, turned him out
And so the teacher turned him out
But still he lingered near
And waited patiently
Patiently, patiently
And wai-aited patiently
Til Mary did appear

Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
Mary went, Mary went
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

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>A massive, 'semi-infinite' trove of rare-earth metals has been found in Japan

thoughts?

But if I go out with her, that's time I can't spend complaining about not having a girlfriend

>/brit/ is the best general
>/cum/ is the worst general

why is this

Just imagine it lads
If there are infinite universes, there are infinite universes where you peacefully died in your sleep

not the only thing she agreed to ahah

>semi-infinite

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Why are Americans such terrible posters?

they're raised in a culture without banter or stuff like that so they seem overtly autistic

What's for dinner tonight lads?

Because /cum/ is full of Americans. You have a reverse Midas touch, every single thing you're involved in turns to shit.

Bushfire

no anime posters here

>The seabed contains more than 16 million tons of rare-earth oxides, according to the study. That's equivalent to 780 years' worth of yttrium supply, 620 years of europium, 420 years of terbium and 730 years of dysprosium, it added.

Sweet. I have no kids to worry about, so as long as they last for the duration of my lifetime then I'm happy

Having a semi-infinite number of eggs (two)

bit of a fire going on lads

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Yeah try mining for something underwater and see how that goes

adios turt

dunno dad's not home yet

There are things under there that aren't meant to be unearthed.

The Anglo-Jew fears the samurai

just did a semi-infinite poo

well away from me dw lad

Love fire myself

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based god culling c*lifornia

California more like Califire haha

I don't think any of them are accurate desu

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>what is the best ancestry test I want to know how hwite I am

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yeah i heard a few of them always add in a sprinkle of kike and native american or something

forest fires are literally caused by forest fire prevention. small forest fires are natural. niggers thought it would be good to stop all small forest fires, which led to a buildup of dried leaves and shit, which make huge forest fires that destroy homes and families

>live in rural far northern ontario
>biting cold wind is constantly blowing i can feel it through my walls, to get warm i have to sit by the woodstove and listen to parents bicker and smoke cheap indian cigarettes
>live in broken down poverty shack probably dying of mold and lead poisoning
>no car, have to have mum's permission to use hers and pay out the nose for gas, doesn't let me use it in winter because she doesn't trust my driving on icy country roads
>no friends
>nothing but trees and degenerates around for miles and miles miles
>everyone’s poor except for when i get to catch a glimpse of chad going up to the cotty in the summer months
>have to wait a few months for the nearest cinema to get the latest films

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I've always thought of sending in two different samples under two different names and comparing the results.

Had a crazy night last night lads. I had a bit too much to drink and was driving home. A police car starts following me. I turn, it turns. I'm getting paranoid. Any minute they're going to turn their lights on and pull me over. I quickly turn into a maze of residential streets and haphazardly park on the side of a road before jumping into someone's garden to hide. The police car comes up the road and they get out and look my car over. They were looking around for me but then left. I was too scared to continue driving and only a 5 minute walk from home so I legged it as soon as they left. I need to go back and pick my car up.

Here's a test
Can you do this? *does a thing*

>thinking someone from literally LITERALLY God's chosen seed will take commands from a lowly bushwacker

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would be good but guarantee they would play it off as "margin of error" or something

Doing your geneology is 100x more accurate than one of those DNA testing kits.

didnt read back to back

apparently sand people write backwards, mad!

taking suggestions

clean shaven or light stubble lads?

No fire up here on the Gold Coast lads.

where the flip is thailad

not seen him in ages

unironically think we're preparing for war lads, non stop helis and planes
hope the iranian commanders will at least have the courtesy to call the air strikes on my bollocks

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10 years for insulting the king apparently

it's your people's fault

Isra*lis probably deserve it

yeah thanks for that schlomo

Dad just came back with chicken kebabs for dinner.

no its not
be quiet

post bollock-busting machines

It's Vaisakhi lads.

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>mrs macquarie's chair

Australians love a good rock dont they

If we're going to nuclear war Isr*el isn't going to make it.

no women wants me, i shall be hanging myself at noon

Got in trouble with the gf last night
I think she's pretty mad, even though it's her fault

>coworker having a big sook about his dead wife
>say i understand what he's going through since my cat died recently
>gets mad at me and says it isn't the same

Fucking hate normies senpai. You try and reach out to them and they always have to turn it into some kind of fucking power game

I might go to Southall for a bit of free food.

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