>ur cunt
>ur cunt's top 3 allies of all time
>France
>Australia
>Canada
To be fair UK/Britain should be in top 1-2 if you're talking about how powerful/influential they are/were or even the length of co-operation. But Britain tried to wipe out the USA (and probably came closest to it) and also burned down the white house. You never know when the queen might want to EMPIRE again.
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Belarus
Belarus
Belarus
>not army
>not navy
do you even ussr.....
lol who needs allies?
people who want to win instead of starting fights with 9999 people and than getting their asses raped.
>Belarus
Didn't you ban import of food from there lately?
No allies ;__;
Sweden is no good and Germany is cucked.
None
Sure Finland isn't worth the 99999999999 lives Russia will have to sacrifice to invade it like in winter war, but NATO also deters Russia from invading any European country in the east so technically USA is your ally too.
Sweden: Got scared by Russia and Germany when Finland tried to ally with then after Winter War
Germany: Tried to vassalize us after our Civil War, sold us out to Russia in M-R pact, and we only joined Barbarossa to secure food and armaments
Japan: Helped Finnish activists during the Russo-Japanese war, but sold them out when they joined the Entente
Really? I thouhg we only destroyed illegally imported through Belarus food from EU
>Really? I thouhg we only destroyed illegally imported through Belarus food from EU
It is a tune of the past. Today you signed Belarus on the same list with countries of the imperialist West.
I wonder if mongs like you actually know what irony is
>America
>UK
>France
THANKS for bombing animal Assad, my greatest allies.
Who will bomb zionist animals? Hezbollah is the only hope.
>Scotland
>fucking no one
you're welcome my israeli friend
now give me idf gf
When will you and the nation of Poland apologise for the oppression of the Jewish people in ww2? Blue Police etc.
what about france, auld alliance or something like that
>When will you and the nation of Poland apologise for the oppression of the Jewish people in ww2? Blue Police etc.
As soon as you apologize for oppressing and killing Polish people, massive collaboration with soviets in organizing deportation of 1,2 mln of Poles to Siberia in years 1939-1941, playing a main role in executing Polish intellectual elite in Katyn, occupying our country after 1945 which resulted in another few hundreds of thousands of deaths... and Jewish Ghetto Police, Group 13, kapo, sonderkommando and Jewish Gestapo.
>hey Scotland how about every time England attacks us you invade them and every time England invades you we send a mildly worded letter!
>mfw we agreed
Thats only about milk though. Probably they wanna support local milk producers...
NZ
USA
UK
france basically never did anything for them and just used scots for their armies. very one-sided 'alliance'
guys you were both evil
leave the past behind
Thankfully Germans were a brighting example of humanism in harsh times of war.
Germans were too busy saving Jews from nazis to care about war.
>she will cuck her nazi voting wh*Toid husband with the big jewish cock
Oh boi
That feel when no merchant gf to save shekels with, help me do my taxes, and tell me my uncut dick is unkosher.
This girl on photo is uglier than my shit.
>basically never did anything for them and just used X for their armies. very one-sided 'alliance'
Isn't that Britain's entire continental and imperial war strategy?
>disregard europe and hide on island in Napoleonic wars
>disregard europe and hide on island in WW1
>disregard europe and hide on island in WW2
Thankfully today in the era of long range missiles they cant hide anymore
Nobody
Japan doesn't have any allies since the birth of japanese civilization
make fun of the Anglos that they had to be saved in each of these conflicts, but you can't deny they made a huge effort everytime.
yeah no
We used to have Germany.
Until they destroyed our country.
Belgians are a bunch of cowards, always running away.
The English are cunts.
They always make a decent effort, but they always let someone else take the blows, manipulate others into fighting while the hide on their island, and swoop in to take the credit.
>hired mercenaries and schemed behind the scenes against napoleon and didn't really join the fight til the Russians crippled Napoleon
>let france fight the germans and schemed behind the scenes against germany and didn't really join the fight until france wore germany out and USA joined in during WW1
>let france fight the germans and then bombed all of france's ships after paris fell "just in case" the frenchmen would support Hitler ruling over France instead of going rouge. Schemed behind the scenes against germany and didn't really join the fight until ussr crippled the german military and USA was basically forced to join in because Britain borrowed so much and threatened default on the US if they lost.
>As soon as you apologize for oppressing and killing Polish people, massive collaboration with soviets in organizing deportation of 1,2 mln of Poles to Siberia in years 1939-1941, playing a main role in executing Polish intellectual elite in Katyn, occupying our country after 1945 which resulted in another few hundreds of thousands of deaths... and Jewish Ghetto Police, Group 13, kapo, sonderkommando and Jewish Gestapo.
... and killing Palestinians/Syrians
We're sailors, not soldiers. Historically France or Germany had the best army, and England the best navy.
That said, we've never just hid on our island and let others do all the work. Sure, us being an island means we're hard to invade, but it's not as if we just stay in our tiny little fortress. Britain's paid blood in each and every war. Not as much as the continentals of course, because as I said, Britain is essentially a fortress and we historically never had much blood to spare to begin with. We were a tiny little island with an equally tiny little population. It was only around the Industrial Revolution we really began to become powerful. We never could've won against France or Germany alone. But to dismiss the blood shed by the British is profoundly disrespectful.
I can see Napoleon, if you squint. But the other two just make you sound historically illiterate. Especially the second one.
Fuck off moron.
>we've never just hid on our island and let others do all the work.
kek good one
against Nappy the Brits were essential in naval warfare, economic assistance and during the Peninsular war
during WW1 France would've undoubtedly collapsed in 1914 without the Brits, and Germany's defeat was largely due to the naval blockade
during WW2 the relief of Britain not being an opponent might have been just enough to turn the tide for Germany in 1941/42 in the east
That's from Russian Empire, not USSR.
#3 is doubtful; logistical constraints would have prevented Germany from winning even if had been able to use the planes it produced for war in the West against Russia instead. Maybe if there had been no blockade it would have made a difference
yes that's true
the biggest problem was the lack of sufficient oil supplies (due to the British blockade)
The British fleet stopping Germans from importing oil is what led them to invade Russia, in what was a final roll of the dice.
1. France
2. France
3. France
:3
I never said Britain wasn't an influential factor/player in all those wars. I'm just saying they tend to hide on their island while others do the fighting.
Often times they use their naval power, but the truth is that they don't do the land wars that are the majority of the "war"ing. They tend to let others fight while they blockade or try to manipulate others to joining their cause.
Haha yes, you sub 96 iq baboon, don't blame the ruskies who were your ""oppressors"", it's obviously da jooz. Also, before you bring up "muh Palestinian relocation", remember that you relocated millions of Germans living on your current west Poland, who built it up. In fact, compare the Germanic built west Poland to Slavic ""managed"" east Poland to get an idea of the power of the Polish people.
Oil was important but grain and animal feed even moreso, and then there was copper, manganese, even iron and coal as resources Germany lacked. Barbarossa wasn't perceived as a roll of the dice; not only Hitler but also a great many German generals thought it would be easy to defeat Russia when most of them had thought that invading France was a high-risk move that was only justified by Germany's desperate economic situation. Raw materials become the primary driver of German strategy on the Eastern Front only in 1942; before that it was just as much a way to bring the only branch of the Wehrmacht that could go toe to toe with the mighty Anglo to bear before American output made the war totally unwinnable for the Axis
>Brandenburg-Prussia
>UK (incl. Canada)
>Denmark
>but NATO also deters Russia from invading any European country in the east so technically USA is your ally too.
like ukraine or transnistria?
Cunt.
New Zealand
New Zealand
New Zealand
Everyone else just uses us both as pawns in the great game. As much as they'd like to pretend to, neither Britain or the US has ever treated us as equal partners.
>Haha yes, you sub 96 iq baboon
That's you actually. Israel's average IQ is 95.
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Meanwhile according to newest IQ test-research organized by Professor Richard Lynn of the University of Ulster, who has ranked average national IQ scores for the first time, Poles, with the IQ of 106 are second smartest nation in Europe.
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We were actually mixing our genes with askhenazi Jews for centuries, while u zionists are copulating with arabs, niggers, mizrahim, and russians mostly, hence you shouldn't be shocked that your average national IQ is declining in result of it.
> don't blame the ruskies who were your ""oppressors"", it's obviously da jooz
We blame both.
> you relocated millions of Germans
Wrong. The relocation was ordered and organized by Russian-Jewish judeobolsheviks who ruled Poland after 1945. Poles can't take any responsibility for what was happening on our territory in years 1939-1989, because in this period we were ruled by Germans, Russians and Jews, so all crimes committed on our territory in this period are direct fault of these three nations.
> In fact, compare the Germanic built west Poland to Slavic ""managed"" east Poland to get an idea of the power of the Polish people.
Nowadays Eastern Poland is very comparably to Western part after 25 years of freedom in which nobody was bombing, genociding and robbing us, and when we had a chance to rebuild our houses, infrastructure, roads, and economy without being submitted to insane jewish judeobolshevik system of soviet oppression.
>NATO also deters Russia
kek
Denmark
Iceland
UK(?) We export the most to them
Fuck sw*den
>Also, before you bring up "muh Palestinian relocation", remember that you relocated millions of Germans living on your current west Poland, who built it up.
What about millions of Poles brutally relocated from our eastern lands by Russian-Jewish soviets before illegal annexation of them to the Soviet Union? Our eastern lands were in fact much less destroyed by war than our new western lands that we had to rebuild from the ground because they were a main arena of soviet-nazi military clashes and completely annihilated by Russian artillery and German tactics of scorched earth.
For example, that's Gdańsk in 1945 :
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... and that's Gdańsk today after we rebuilt it from the level of ground:
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You zionist kikes have a very poor knowledge even about history of the Polish Jews, so how i could demand from you any knowledge about Polish history in general.
>Also, before you bring up "muh Palestinian relocation", remember that you relocated millions of Germans living on your current west Poland, who built it up.
I would also remind you that it was Jews from NKVD who were organizing death camps for German women and children on the territory of Poland after war. When Soviet Union began to crumble, most of them escaped from Poland like rats to Israel to avoid being punished for their crimes against humanity.
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If Americans were human I'd probably suffer heavy second-hand embarrassment from reading their posts.
LUL @ Norwegian flag. We were nazi af.
1.Danemark
2.USA
3.UK
based
>2018
>having allies except army and navy
The only allies of Russia are Armata, Kinzhal and Novichok.
This
>2018
>have no friends
sasuga russia
Germany
France
Austria
Netherlands
>Scarlet Johanson as 1940s german mum
HNNNGGGHH my dick isn't ready for such massive fappings!
>sasuga
Wut
>Oil was important but grain and animal feed even moreso
Wrong
France
USA
Scotland
The Atlantic ocean
The power of jewish Hollywood: making movies about non-existent jew-saving "German moms" or about nazi officials who "rescued" Jews by forcing them to slave work (Schindler), instead of making a movie about a Polish catholic woman Irena Sendler who saved 2500 Jewish children in circumstances of total terror, as Poland was the only German-occupied country where even giving a glass of water to a Jew was punished with death to the helper and his entire family.
Looks like German PR center paid a billion dollar of bribe to Jewish Hollywood producers one more time.
You can call it German PR or it was because your polish death camps where run by poles who hated jews and even as germany complained about polish cruelty you keep on!
>You can call it German PR or it was because your polish death camps where run by poles who hated jews
It could be a scenario of another heart-breaking movie if you pay hollyjews 10x more.
I think I can sell another greek harbor to the chinese, that should do the trick
eeh Germany maybe?
What's the point in arguing with a schauvinist Pole?
Oh look, non-schauvinist Russian pig! What a rare species!
Germany had enough oil from synthetic sources and Romania to keep the air and naval war against Britain going, at least for a while, even without trade with Russia. Not so with food where the situation was already critical in spring 1941
Remember the deal Shaim.
Hand over the Jewish girls now.
>during WW1 France would've undoubtedly collapsed in 1914
Jesus Christ no. I'm extremely thankful for the brits, but we would've never collapsed before 1916 at best.
In 1914, the brits were 3% of the front at best. That's how small their army was.
Israel
USA
...that’s it. I reckon Slovakia, Poland, Austria, France, UK could get a honorable mention. But in perspective... meh.
Rude
Based ally
I beg to differ. Poland was never evil. It’s kinda threatening to turn evil now but hopefully it will remember the teachings of Jesus before it’s too late.
Nonetheless, historically Poland was on the good, moral side of most any conflict it got dragged into. Trying to demonize Poland’s history is a pathetic attempt to deal with one’s own guilt. That doesn’t mean Poland ever did anything wrong, mind you. But it did considerably less of it than other nations.
France
Netherlands
I can't think of anyone else.
That's only true for a brief window of 1914.
Would be way hotter if she was a nazi
There really aren't many.
Austria, obviously, but away from that... I would probably even put Russia here, away from WW2 we always had a pretty good relation and had fun fighting N*poleon, Poles etc. together. We also work well together in the energy sector today.
Third one... when speaking about later history maybe Hungary/Romania or something. They fought with us pretty good.
What do you mean? The fact remains that there weren't many Brits on the ground before conscripton was passed.
Not saying you weren't any help. You had more manpower than France in the Gallipolli campaign, and did the whole Persian and Egyptian campaign singlehanded.