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want a nice arse plonked on my face pronto

Just be confident

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fucks sake

>Britain's got talent
>love island
>instagram

Generally all anti gentleman sentiments

We cant forget 'illsborough until Salah scores 96 in a season

gained a foot fetish and i must say im enjoying it

Don't feel much these days.
Maybe excitement or anger but even that fades real quick.

theresa may has such a weird haircut

>Generally all anti gentleman sentiments

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want a nice willy ramed up my boy hole pronto

hate capitalism. know this is a "le edgy teenager" thing to say but it just is really very shit & unsatisfying

glad I'll never make a post as runty as this

the rare female betabux

Extreme examples like this doesn’t mean that most men can’t get a gf through confidence.

the gf broke up with me recently and felt the same
tbqh coming here is the only thing that takes my mind off it for more than a few minutes

how did you gain it?

its OBLIGED you yanked up shit cunt

the girl is a rothschild right?

weird bunch that family.

this so much

feet are the renaissance man's fetish

not a clue was just extremely horny one morning and it just happened

>Out jewwing the Jews at their own game by converting one of their daughters to the dark side

Well played son, impressive

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>The gf
Wish i had one of those
Seems like they are really practical

Beyonce is a sinister wog.

A friend of mine was in danger of relapsing into self-harm, and had accidentally revealed that he was carrying a pencil sharpener blade. I stopped driving him home and had a 30 minute intervention in a B&Q car park until he handed it over. It made me realize that you can't afford to hesitate when someone's safety is on the line.

Stay safe lads and remember I am always here to talk if you need me.

Why is it runty to ask this question?
Obligated also works in this circumstance mate.

probably the height of my life was orgasming whilst my gf gave me a prostate massage and i sucked her toes.

enjoyed that nth times more than just fucking her senseless.

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Christians in Syria are standing behind President Assad, yet Western leaders want to remove the Syrian Government & leave the Christian minority to the mercy of the rebels who are made up of ISIS & Al Qaeda fighters!

spiders IN YOUR AREA want to crawl up your arm when you don't expect it. click here to start chatting

think ive devloped phycosis

British genes

bit shit when things end though
NOT a fan of all that ''better to have loved and lost'' nonsense
would have preferred to stay single

>Beyonce is a sinister wog.

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I’ve always found painted toenails hot tbf

woman of golour :DDD

wish all girls were kinky and into weirder stuff

the goal of my life is to get a successful career woman wife whilst i be the stay at home dad, who basically just is a neet that trains the son in the art of mathematics and philosophy, exercise and lifting, general affairs in how to deal with the world and secret mysteries of spirituality.

Are you perchance a yankoid?

>the hat man.png

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Wjat has she done that’s sinister?

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even during the crusades the C*ristian killed his faith brothers en masse along with the infidels

beyonce is the poor man's mel b

7.3 at toil said she keeps her fanny totally shaven

Nowt wrong with this

>atheist/agnostic tendencies, unconcerned with public image, lower energy level, does not value tradition, avoidant, does not put the welfare of others above self, not punctual, unproductive, does not believe in human goodness, not easily moved to tears, seldom bothered by the suffering of strangers, insensitive to the needs of others, relaxed, quiet around strangers, tendency to believe only in self, people have trouble reading them but they don't care, late finishing work, acts without planning, withdrawn, rarely too busy, not a perfectionist, uncooperative, not prone to complimenting people, does not believe in life after death, avoids crowds, prefers unpredictable to organized, not passionate about bettering the world's condition, does not second guess self, able to control cravings, calm in crisis, ambivalent to the feelings of others, believes in the importance of art, dislikes small talk, socially uncomfortable, private, not known for generosity, acts without consulting others, hard to get to know, not easily frustrated, interested in intellectual pursuits, not open about feelings, loner, asks many questions, open to change, influenced more by self than others, bored at work

thoughts on the personality lads?

The whole MENA policy:

Jews telling Western Christians to support extremist Muslims against MENA Christians and less extremist Muslims.

ed is the poor man's tim who is the rich man's phimo

See where confidence gets you in online dating
Not doing online dating?
Then you need to find situations to meet women, which is a lot more that confidence

think most who have regular sex get it waxed these days

chad doesn't expect anything less than a full wax or a well groomed landing strip

I'm a virgin though so have no idea

>atheist/agnostic tendencies
Aren't these schizo tendencies?

haha yeah nah thats cool hey hah
*walks into the broom cupboard*

Tim mentioned

liking shaven fannies is pure noncery

Just like I'm raped having to go to work to earn money. We're all rape slave, but only some of us know it

Only 4 more bongs until honest drinking hours

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i'm a ethnic neanderthal anglo-saxon pagan nazbol nationalist

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>moving to new place in couple months for work
>check knife laws there
>anything over 8 cm is illegal unless you're a licensed hunter or fisher or teaching blah blah
>both of my knifes are 9 cm
this is america not commieland england wtf

... test post in /brit/ by me timothy james byrne ... 15 april 2018 ...

I am not chad looking and I have met women on online dating, I bet you have too high expectations, you probably think you deserve a 9/10 gf despite being lower than that.

>girl asks me my political views

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>Women being FORCED to have sex with creepy losers by the state is rape.

but that's preferable to mass shootings

>The whole MENA policy:
>Jews telling Western Christians to support extremist Muslims against MENA Christians and less extremist Muslims.

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> ... test post in /brit/ by me timothy james byrne ... 15 april 2018 ...

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few of those are me
a few aren't

girls get hairy minges at 12.
So liking shaved is 2/3 nonce, while liking hairy is 1/3 nonce. We're all nonces, but only some of us know it

It’s Sunday you should be working tomorrow and therefore need to not be hung over, you useless neet shit

not a fan of people 'doraposting my posts which have no right being done

redpill me on lacan

cannot fathom the size of some willies

what's it actually feel like to have a monster cock, is the orgasm more intense?

any female-interaction-simulator man in?

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>I'm a huge supporter of the shooting, fishing and farmers party

We've got it easy down here.

have 130 tinder matches

Girl once ditched me in the middle of a date because I didn't want to comment on whether Australia should take in more refugees

>redpill me on lacan

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What does being British mean to you lads?

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>he's here

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nothing more annoying than food babbies
>stilton? ewwww that's mould you know
>runny yolk? EWWWWW IT'S RAW
>I hate seafood, it's smelly
>I can't eat bananas... it's the """"""texture"""""
when I come to power these people will be first against the wall

Are you white and over 5'9?

just said im a nationalist and left it at that, rather not go too much into politics, hope i dont get jailed

Lad you keep posting ASMR videos every night and I'm gonna start falling asleep at 8pm

Of course not, how could you think of something so ridiculous

i'm english

>Then you need to find situations to meet women, which is a lot more that confidence
Why is it? If you have a job you have a place to meet women, if you have a group hobby you have a place to meet women, if you can walk outside you have a place to meet women, stop being a pussy or you will never get it.

still coming down off the FAG-POO and this image hurts to look at

>graduated 3 years ago
>can't remember anything from my degree besides the names of things
>started a job based on my degree
>realise i don't fucking know anything

literally spending evenings and weekends reading my uni text books ffs.

identifying as ''english'' and not british is technically a hate cream

>dating women you work with

Why don't you just lie my man. How hard is it to say
>Oh yeah well basically I think borders are silly, were all just people haha!
*Gets laid*
*Never speaks to her again*