I don't drink alcohol

I rather live a shorter life and enjoy things instead of being some vegan fed hippie.
Beer, bloody meat, fatty foods, ah so good.

I don’t and I have no reason to, besides, drinking kills lifting gains.

Good goy. Smoke tobacco and damage your kidneys, lungs and ruin your sex drive. Who needs White women when you have drugs and alcohol right?

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>i like alcohol

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Beer makes you womanlike, if you are a dude.
If you are a woman, it makes you look like Janusz with longer hair.

We can drink together :D

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I only drink occasionally when I'm in company, I hope you're not enough of a sad fuck to get drunk alone user.

but beer gives you breasts

gay homosexual faggots that eat cock and drink semen and like to watch their woman getting fucked
True men

I don't drink it because
>alcoholic dad
Those who didn't grew up with an alcoholic piece of shit don't understand.

There are lots op people who don't drink or smoke because they experienced an addiction from nearby.

on the contrary... in fact, I drank so much last night that I just didn't fucking care and cheated on my gf with a big titted semen demon who looked like Darlene from Mr. Robot. Feels kinda bad.

Strange, I've been drinking beer for 15 years soon and I don't have any breasts.

>if you do action x then it must mean that you over indulge in it to the point where it becomes harmful

hate faggots like you who think in such a one dimensional, unrealistic way

I prefer rum

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>Not drinking alcohol and getting ED makes you a cuck

Get fucked you drunken deadbeat. You probably get raped when you are drunk, faggot. Alcohol is Jew poison, along with tobacco. Must suck seeing the profits at Marlboro decline you tabacco Jew shill

high testosterone swedish VIKING

I fucking give drunkards frights and they fall down because the Jew liqueur makes them disoriented. You have been conditioned to think that drinking alcohol is manly, man you are so pathetic.

friday night i drank 8 beers by myself and last night i drank a six-pack. It was nice friday because i was gaming and chilling but yesterday it was so empty.

Alcohol is for losers. You are the definition of a cuck if you drink alcohol

>I have to mix distilled drinks with softer things because they are too strong for me

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Thats all the liquor i have and shops are closed today :/

I don't drink because I like to maintain my slim and slender face, those fat swollen beer faces are really disgusting.

t. proud drinker of horse semen

>Huhuhuhuhuhu if you don't drink and feel like shit and can't get an erection you are a cuck

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Why are you samefagging so shamelessly?

Meant to post that pic

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>Alcohol is Jew poison
I make my own. Mead has been around since before any jews walked this earth.

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>t. Stupid Russian pilot bound to die in a mid air collision

Too bad the NSDAP didn't cleanse Russia of Subhuman slavs

>drinking by yourself
>ever

Put down the bottle and make some fucking friends jesus christ

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Jesus, this cunt is a fucking retard....

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I only drink alcohol when I am fucking your mommy though, so it's all good. I only see her once a week.

I don't know why I would. I don't party and I like my soda.

When are you going to die in a mid air collision like that other R*ssian pilot? Must be all the alcohol in your system that rotted your brain. No wonder R*ssians embraced communism.

>On the night of 1 July 2002, Bashkirian Airlines Flight 2937, a Tupolev Tu-154 passenger jet, and DHL Flight 611, a Boeing 757 cargo jet, collided in mid-air over Überlingen, a southern German town on Lake Constance. All 69 passengers and crew aboard the Tupolev and the two crew members of the Boeing were killed

I can't become a pilot because I got my nose broken, which resulted in curved nasal septum.

>i have to drink alcohol to enjoy life

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>Resorting to "YO MAMMA" insults

Stupid Greek. Probably the same shiteposter that posts that E.U flag with the swastika

Vodka is fine too

It's not needed but adding alcohol to the mix is just adding extra fun.
Tell me, why do you hate fun?

Yes my friend, because your own arguements are the epitome of intelligence. Learn to self reflect once in a while isntead of being an elitist loathsome piece of shit. ;)

Jesus Christ is this what happens when you overdose on Jow Forums?

>wasted
>liver failure
>consuming a cell poison
>"fun"

Just hang yourself instead. Its cheaper.

>Alcoholic telling me to self reflect

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>I have zero self control and cant drink responsibly

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That’s actually a very respectable stance in Poland, which has notorious problem with rampant alcoholism.

Let's not pretend you don't drink just to be able to carry on with the nightmare existence in this contemporany era is, please, no need to larp here.

>HURF DURFITY DERF IF I CALL HIM ALCOHOLIC I WIN LOOK AT ME MUM
Dumb frogposter.

>he can't drink and remain in control
How does it feel to be a weak woman in a mans body?

>smoking tobacco is manly

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i became an alcoholic so gradually I didn't even notice

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When I'm drunk, I want to hug everything.
I think that this is the manifestation of my inner dark desires.

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>Good goy, throw away those Aryan genes by drinking compulsively and chain smoking. You aren't a soyboy are you?

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People who drink
>fun
>socially active
>enjoys life
People who don't drink
>socially retarded
>no friends
>loves to complain about people who drink
>stiff as a board, no sense of humor at all
>dies of suicide in their mid 30's
>all gay

There, that should kick things off.

what is up with the 2(3?) new zealand retards in this thread?

Very chinese posts

>ITT: People who never got invited to parties.

How did it feel seeing everyone around you have fun while you were stuck at home masturbating and playing vidya?

Don't forget that people who don't drink alcohol usually do even worse stuff.

It's just one.
He's just a school kid.

sobriety is my only drug

And what if I'm drinking alone, because I have no friends?

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>He doesn't drink scotch

Lagavulin 16 is good stuff

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That's ok, at least you aren't complaining about people who drink.
Also nice numbers satan.

Whiskey is just vodka for anglo-saxons

How old am I then? CIA nigger.

Clearly not old enough to drink legally, thus your projection.

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ah, mommys party animals itt

I love Macallan's 12 year old scotch. The perfect taste/price combo.

Alcohol = JOO poison

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Do you know any nice, decently priced wines to buy in a Systembolaget?
t. very temporal gastarbeiter

you have you Jow Forumsernet friends,

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Casillero del Diablo Cabernet Sauvignon
Briccotondo Barbera
Masi Modello delle Venezie
Château de Seguin Bordeaux Supérieur

There's 4 of my budget favorites under 100 SEK per bottle. Price winners all of them.

>tfw dont drink because dad was an alcoholic, and i dont want to end up like him

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I went through this phase, don't worry you will outgrow it

My dad died from the booze when I was 16. I still drink though, not a problem for me. Often go long periods without any alcohol.

Thanks. I'm going bankrupt here from buying beer in pubs and restaurants. And I didn't know that it's closed so early on Saturdays so I didn't stockpile for the weekend, shit sucks.

Αλψοηολ ςασ ινωεντεδ βυ γρεεkσ

>make a shitpost when bored sitting on a toilet
>refresh now because my game is loading
>80 replies

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Systemet is closed all day on Sunday actually in most cities.
Many Swede's have felt your pain.
I always have at least three bottles of wine, two cases of beer and some liquor at home.

Yes I have learned the hard lesson.
Going back home in a week anyways, so my alcohol purchasing power will skyrocket again back to normal.